Fairy Tale: The Honest Woodcutter
Rated: T
Cast: Nami, Sanji, Luffy, Zoro, and a bit of Franky
A/N: Another request from Francis Wolfang, thanks a lot! Enjoy!
Once Upon a Timeā¦
Nami lay on a lawn chair on the grassy deck of the Thousand Sunny, absorbing the sun's warmth. She inhale and huffs quickly, a sure sign of her annoyance.
Sitting on the railing, with their feet dangling over the edge, was the monster trio, Zoro, Sanji and Luffy, bruised and bloody from the previous beating they had received from Nami.
The three had gotten into another uncanny wrestling match over the last piece of meat, and in the end wound up tipping a hot cup of tea on Nami's favorite shirt and the map she had painstakingly worked on for hours.
Luffy sighed while he held a fishing rod, "How long until I can go explore the island with the others?"
"Until you've caught enough fish to feed this crew three times," Nami repeated.
"Nami-swan is so lovely when she is annoyed, I am so incredibly sorry," Sanji apologized once again.
"Witch, keeping all three of us here, fishing with no bait," Zoro grumbled under his breath.
"What did you call Nami-swan, shitty marimo?" Sanji attempted to kick said man.
Nami punched Sanji and Zoro in the back of the head "No more fighting!"
While the two men rubbed their heads and Luffy sighed as he tugged on his fishing pole, a mysterious creature approached the docked Thousand Sunny.
It stood on two legs, and with its arms, the rather small creature pushed the entire boat over toward the sea.
Luffy was the first to fall into the water. He attempted to grab Sanji's arm to steady himself, but only dragged Sanji into the sea with him. Zoro tried to catch both of them, but with another giant lurch from the ship, he too fell into the water.
Nami hugged herself to the side railing. "Shit, I need to get Luffy out of the water first."
The ship gave another lurch and started to drift away from the island. Nami looked back toward the sandy shores and gasped at the small creature who looked like it was laughing.
"Crap, now I don't know where the others landed in the water, and the ship's going to drift too far from the island!"
Suddenly a small fairy floated from the water. "Can I be of assistance?"
"You'll help me? Then could you try to get my captain out of the water?"
With a nod, the fairy dived back under the water and brought out Sanji from the water's grasp.
"Is this him?" The fairy asked.
"No that's our chef," Nami said.
"Nami-swa-"Sanji began, but was dropped back into the water.
The fairy dived back down and brought up Zoro, "Is this him?"
"Oi, Who the hell are you?" Zoro asked the fairy, flailing his arms and legs.
"No that's just an idiot," Nami said with mild distaste.
The fairy dropped Zoro back into the water and at last brought Luffy to the surface, "This must be him,"
"Yes that's Luffy, can you bring him to the ship?" Nami asked.
The fairy floated Luffy to the deck and dropped him, "I'll go retrieve the others, since you were so nice."
"Thank you so much," Nami smiled.
By the time Luffy spat out the sea water and came to, the others were back on deck.
"Sanji, steer us back to the dock and make sure were are tied down firmly," Nami ordered, "Zoro, I want you to cut the shit outta the creature that had the nerve to push us."
The Sunny was steered successfully back to the dock, and the creature who pushed it originally ran for its life as an angry Zoro flailed his swords at it.
"Oi, it looks like you guys had a lot of fun," Franky said as he came back to the ship. Nami glared at him.
"What did I say?"
The End.
A/N: Way to go Franky! X3 By the way, the little creature doesn't really have any identity, but I picture it as the crab wearing a bikini on a comercial for Discovery Channel... Don't ask. please. haha, reviews are appreciated - indeed!
