Y'know, these pre-chapter comments have a somewhat similar sense of style in comparison to a certain network which is only shown late at night...

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[Adult Swim]


Halloween Special: Chapter 50 – The Most Halloween Party Ever

It was a dark and stormy night...I think. It was early in the evening on October 31st, which was Halloween, don't ya know. Cherry had decided that since she was technically a ghost, she lived in an abandoned house, and the house is regularly empty, that she would host a halloween party in her house. But a few important questions hadn't accord to her when she decided this just yesterday, because obviously all cute ghost girls are idiots, but back to the questions: How many people would be coming to the party? Would she be able to get everything ready in time? And would it be the most party ever?

All these questions were very Serious Business, so she put on her kewl face, and then everything was kewl. And then she began to get things ready for the party later that night.

Meanwhile, we arrive at the home of Miles Prower, as usual. The sun was shining, the grass was green, and the birds were frozen, today. Tails was in the living room, packing his outfit into a bag while humming the invincibility theme from Sonic the Hedgehog. Amy walked in through the front door unnoticed and slowly approached him before saying, "Hey Tails, what's in the bag?"

Tails, who was slightly shocked, jumped back a little before answering. "It's my costume for the halloween party at Cherry's house tonight."

"You're going as well? That's great! So what are you going as?"

"It's a secret for now. What about you?"

"Also a secret. So is S-"

"Yes, Sonic is coming." Tails replied immediately, interrupting her.

"Okay, I guess I'll see you guys there, bye!" And with that, she waved and then left Tails' house. Tails stared at the television where Mads' fake news show was starting.

Mads cleared his throat, and then looked towards the camera and waved. "Hey, all you people out there." He greeted them. "Welcome to another one of those things I do. Since today is halloween, we're going to discuss...halloween, so yeah...first caller, you're on. What do you think of halloween?"

"Personally I miss when halloween used to be kewl. Now it's just an excuse to get free candy and dress up like morons." The caller replied.

"I actually like dressing like a moron, but I'm half robot so that's besides the point."

"Are you really?"

"Yup, very long story though. Caller #2, you're up."

"Hey Mads, I agree about the costume thing, I think it's just part of the fun, though it's more fun if you're trying to scare someone."

Mads slammed his hand on his desk and nodded in approval. "Now that's what I'm talkin' bout! Put your fist to your screen so I can bro fist you through your television." Mads said before touching the screen with his fist.

"I'm glad you liked that." The second caller replied as he did so.

"You guys are nuts." The first caller said before hanging up.

Mads cleared his throat again before talking. "So anyway, I'd better rap this up. Before I go, I'd like to inform people that there's this halloween party today in that house on Creepy Hill, and it's totally not haunted by a ghost."

"Does a ghost live in that house?" The second caller asked.

"I said no, damnit!" Mads yelled, then returned to normal a second later. "So remember to be there, as I'll also be. You'd be Mads not to go."

As the segment ended, Tails continued sorting out his bag. "Well, at least more people know now..."

On the Egg Cruiser, Lily was standing in front of a mirror, dressed as Harley Quinn. She checked that her face was painted white enough, and that the hat fit perfectly. After making sure it was fine, she took a step back, which was when Virus walked in, dressed as the Joker. As Lily glanced over at him, there was an awkward silence, followed by Lily saying, "This makes our relationship seem disturbing, Mister J..."

"I honestly have no idea what you're referring to."

"Never mind. Nice choice though, but there's just one question: Can you pull off the laugh?"

"Probably not, but that's no big deal."

Lily was so shocked she grabbed a cup of coffee just so she could do a spit-take. "No big deal?!? The laugh is one of things which makes him awesome! You can't just shrug it off! I want you to do the laugh, Virus!" Lily frowned at him.

"You're taking this too seriously."

"Do the laugh, damnit!"

"Oh look, here's Rose." Virus pointed behind Lily.

"Don't try to change the subject!" Lily still turned around to face Rose, who was dressed like Rei Ayanami...with long blue hair, but without the hat. Lily gasped, with excitement, of course. "It's teh Rei!" She exclaimed.

"Just what were you two discussing?" Rose asked.

"Lily wants me to do the Joker laugh, which I'm not capable to pulling off, and she's overreacting." Virus explained.

Rose sighed and shook her head in disbelief. "Virus, I'm disappointed in you..."

"Not you too?!?"

Just then, Eggman was passing by in his Eggmobile, currently working on a new invention. Lily noticed him and said, "Hey Eggman, you coming to that halloween party?"

"Of course not, I've got more important matters which I must attend to."

"I heard Sonic is gonna be there."

Eggman stopped by a door on the opposite side, with his back to them. "I'll think about it." He then left the room.

"Oh, by the way." Rose began. "I don't think Cherry wants you to come, Lily."

"Huh? Why not?" She demanded.

"She says you're mean, egotistical, annoying, dim-witted and unfunny."

"U-unfunny?!?" Lily couldn't believe what she was hearing.

"I noticed that you didn't respond to the other comments..."

"Unfunny?!?" She repeated.

Two hours later, it was almost time for the halloween party at Cherry's house to get started. It was decided to skip two hours because this is only one chapter, so there isn't much time to add filler, otherwise this would be around 7000 words long...and it's not. The party was to take place in the living room, which was around the size of a school assembly, believe it or not. SA, SA2, SA3 and SA4 had arrived earlier to help Cherry organize the party, as well as a butler she hired who just so happened to wear a black mask, and had a curly mustache.

Because they were elite ninjas, the four were done in about 20 seconds. That's right. And they were so fast Cherry never saw them leave. Yup. Just then, someone rang the doorbell, which was the SEGA chime. She rushed towards the door and opened it to see Amy and Cream, who greeted Cherry before walking in. Amy was dressed as Wonder Woman while Cream came as Supergirl, for no real reason.

"Are we the first to arrive?" Amy asked, looking around the area.

"Yeah, everyone else should be here shortly. Nice costumes, guys. You too, Cheese." Cherry said, looking at Cheese who wore a large piece of plastic cheese.

Shortly after, people were starting to arrive and the living room was ¼ full. SA3 and SA4 were near a punch bowl. They were wearing a Sonic 2 & and Sonic 3 & Knuckles cartridge respectively and commenting on the people who entered the room. Tails was one of the first to walk in, dressed like Bomberman.

SA3 pointed at him and exclaimed, "It's Bomberman!"

"B-b-b-bomberman?" SA4 replied.

"He's blowing stuff up from all across the land! Deceive the enemies and leave in its place a big hand grenade that will explode in its face! It's Bomberman!"

"It's Bomberman!" She exclaimed.

"B-b-b-blowing up the place, cause he's the man with the plan! Nobody f***'s with him, ya'll, cause you know, it's Bomberman!"

After a few moments of silence, and occasional coughing, SA4 then said, "Oh, there's Vector, and he's dressed as...Vectorman...how appropriate."

"He's also dancing to the Vectorman theme as well." SA3 pointed out. "That theme is so awesome."

"But enough about that, there's Knuckles, dressed in Wolverine's traditional yellow outfit, if you can actually picture that."

"It's a little hard to do so. And here's the blue blur himself, Sonic, dressed as Bugs Bunny, which is awesome." SA3 nodded. "Ahh, there's Sally Sue herself, who came as...a large ham...how unexpected..."

"Fear my large haminess! Hahahahaha!" Sally Sue yelled as she entered the room.

Sonic walked over to Sonya who was dressed as a Wizard. He was also chewing a carrot as he said, "What's up, doc?"

"You know, I was considering that costume." Sonya replied.

"Well we are one in the same after all. I was also wearing this Pikachu costume earlier today, as in; it was like me doing a fusion with Pikachu. Then I called myself Sonichu. It's as incredibly lame as you could imagine."

"I'd assume so."

While Knuckles stood near the table with nachos and a dipping bowl, Cherry floated over to him. "Hi Knuckles, nice costume. I was wondering if I could ask a favour."

"I'm listening."

"Well, I don't want unclean people double dipping in the salsa sauce, because that's unhygienic and just plain mean! Could you maybe punch the people who try to double dip?"

"That sounds quite unexpected coming from you, and besides, I'm not your butler so I don't want to stand here all night punching people, regardless of how satisfying it may be." Knuckles smiled as he thought about punching Eggman through a wall. He scowled moments later as he said, "And don't you dare do the puppy dog face!"

"Aww..." She sighed. "But I heard Sonic say that you were too much of a knucklehead to do something as simple as stopping others from double dipping."

"Oh, he did, did he?!?" Knuckles was obviously furious. "Well I'll show him! Fine, I'll watch out for double dippers, but only for a little while!"

"Okay, thank you." Cherry smiled and quickly floated off.

Tails was standing by Amy and Cream, who were eating candy apples. Cream took a bite of hers before saying, "Tails, I thought you made Cherry an artificial body?"

"It still needs a bit of work before I give it to her." He replied.

Sonic slid across the ground over to them and immediately stood up straight. "What's up, guys? So, is Shadow around here?"

"He'll probably be coming soon..." Amy replied.

Meanwhile, in the middle of the streets, there was an obviously reckless driver driving a black 4x4 who ran through red lights, smashed through streetlamps, and caused several traffic accidents. Suddenly, Shadow came out of nowhere wearing a Batman outfit and riding a black motorcycle. He approached the 4x4 at an incredible speed from behind and yelled, "Move your ass, douchebag!"

"And how do you think you are, asshole?" The driver retorted.

Shadow went into hyperdrive and drove straight through the 4x4 as he said, "What, are you stupid? Are you dense or something? I'm the goddamn Batman!" As he drove off at full speed, the 4x4 slowed down and exploded.

Back at the party, Virus, Rose and Lily had arrived, and immediately separated as they entered. As Rose stopped by a table and began eating a cupcake, she ran into Crystal who wore the same outfit, but actually had her wings out. "I see you came as an angel." She said before taking another bite.

"You always were a smart one." Crystal responded, happy that she noticed. "I was too lazy to come as some character most people should know, so I decided I'd come as myself, since it still counts as a costume to those who aren't supernatural. So who are you?"

Lily quickly appeared beside Rose and replied, "She's teh Rei. I appeared just to say that...excuse me." Lily quickly left again.

Crystal nodded slowly, followed by silence, and then asked, "So how's life?"

"Depressing." Rose replied immediately.

"Cool." Crystal then slowly backed off.

Blaze finally arrived dressed as NiGHTS (if you can picture that, of course) and approached Sonic and the others. "I see most of you have arrived."

Amy gasped. "Wow, Blaze! You came as Nights? That's so kewl!"

"The name is technically spelt as 'NiGHTS', not 'Nights', please get it right."

"Is it really that big of a deal? I mean, I only-"

"Just don't."

Just outside, Rouge and Omega were sitting by the door steps. Rouge was dressed as Catwoman, umm...because, and Omega was dressed as a more muscular version of Robocop. Yeah. Shadow arrived shortly on his bike and made his way up the steps.

"Who are you?" Omega asked.

"I'm Batman!" Shadow replied before entering the house.

Back inside, Crystal met up with Sonic and the others. "Hey guys! How's it going?"

They all greeted her, and then Sonic said. "You came as yourself, quite a way to save time, huh?"

"Yup." She nodded. "And I'm the only one to think of it."

Amber landed 10 feet away and slid over to them in her normal attire. "Hey people."

Crystal gasped. "You stole my idea!"

"It's not my fault you came as an angel while I came as a demon, it's DNA which did that."

Crystal pointed at her, dramatically. "Well I challenge you to Supernatural Kombat! But not now, anyway, my younger sister, Ruby, is coming to this party."

"Is that so? Well my younger brother, Max is also coming, umm, because."

Crystal rubbed her chin. "Y'know, it would seem right to pair your brother and my sister together."

"I've been thinking the same thing for a while as well." Amber nodded.

"I support this couple 100%" Amy exclaimed.

"Me too!" Cream added.

"Uhh, I don't think it works that way..." Tails said, causing the others besides Sonic to glare at him. "On second thought, I agree as well."

Sonic waited a moment, and then changed the subject entirely after seeing Shadow. "So I might change costumes in a short bit."

"'Kay." Everyone responded as he quickly left.

Meanwhile, Knuckles had punched a majority of the people he thought were likely to double dip, which was about everyone. He then saw his good friend, Bronze, approaching the table dressed as the Hulk. "Hey Knuckles, nice outfit."

"Same to you." Knuckles replied as he became calm again. "So why did you come?"

"Free food."

"Heh, for a golem you sure can eat."

"Damn straight." He grabbed a few nachos and used a dip, took a bite and then tried to dip them in again when his arm was grabbed by Knuckles who frowned at him. "If you dip that in again, our fists are gonna do the talking."

Bronze glared at him, while Knuckles did the same. It was an intense match of awesome glaring, and then eventually, Bronze double dipped anyway and finished the nachos. As he did so, Knuckles punched him across the face, Bronze countered with a punch. They\continued to punch each other as they left the room and then went up some stairs.

In a spot far, far away, Shadow had just encountered Virus, but didn't seem too surprised by his costume. "What a coincidence..."

"I'd say so too. Great minds think alike."

"I'll consider that an insult coming from you."

"If I had feelings they'd be hurt right now."

"I don't care about your damn feelings!"

"Why so serious?" Virus smirked as Shadow scowled at him.

"I hate those words." Shadow replied.

"Well let's see if you like this." Virus pulled out a handgun, which surprisingly fired a large laser beam that Shadow jumped over and threw several chaos spe-I mean, bats. Virus dodged them by doing a barrel roll, then yelled, "Hey Lily, get your ass over here! It's Batman!"

"I'm coming, Mister J!" She replied, rushing over holding a rocket launcher. She began firing at Shadow who easily dodged them, and surprisingly nobody was being hurt by these missiles.

"I should have come as Robin." Tails said with a sigh as he watched from across the room.

Just further away, Crystal randomly turned to Blaze and Cream and said, "Blaze, I think you should wear this catgirl outfit a brought, and Cream, you should wear this bunny girl costume."

"But I'm already a b-"

Crystal quickly interrupted her. "Nonsense! Of course you'll look good! I'll get them." She then rushed off.

Just as she left, Blaze spotted Rose at the corner of her eye, as did Rose. They glanced at each other in complete silence.

"Nice to meet you again, fire user." Rose finally said.

"Same to you, by the way, just call me Blaze."

"My name is Rose. We never got to finish that fight last time, are you ready to get started?"

"Your move." Blaze responded, getting into a fighting stance.

Instead of coming back with clothing, Crystal returned with her younger sister Ruby, who pretty much wore the same as her, and had brown hair, tied into pigtails, which are known as twintails in Japan...I think. "Guys, this is my younger sister, Ruby."

"Nice to meet you all." Ruby waved to the few characters standing there, while Rose and Blaze were seen in the background blocking each others punches as they moved across the room. "So where's the blue hedgehog?" Ruby asked.

"Yeah, where is Sonic?" Crystal said as she looked around.

"He said he was gonna change costumes." Tails replied.

Sonic appeared seconds later, in an outfit similar to the one in Michael Jackson's Thriller. "Anyone miss me?"

A majority of them looked at him, and then said, "Too soon." In unison.

"It's not meant to be offensive, it's just an affectionate parody as long as I don't mention those times. You know, the bad times."

Crystal scratched her forehead. "Has anyone noticed this has been pretty long? And it seems there's still quite a bit more to come. Why is this so long?"

Sonic suddenly started singing, "Cause this is filler! Filler night!"

"Is this him?" Ruby asked.

"Yup." Crystal nodded.

"Hi." She waved.

"Hey." He waved back.

Suddenly, Amber returned with her younger brother Max, who had black hair and just came wearing a black t-shirt and jeans. "Hey guys." Amber began. "This is my younger brother, Max."

He waved. "Yo."

"Sup." Everyone replied in unison.

"Don't they look cute together?" Crystal randomly said.

"I totally support this couple!" Amy exclaimed.

Max sighed. "Honestly, just because we both happen to look like little kids doesn't mean we should automatically be a couple. I'll honestly never understand you women and your stupid shipping ideas." A majority of the girls in the room immediately glared at him. "Uhh, let me rephrase that..."

Cherry was at the front of the room, on stage, and yes, the room is so big that there is room for a stage. She picked up a microphone and cleared her throat before speaking. "Okay everyone; I think we need a bit of entertainment or something. Who wants to come up here and do a song, or tell a joke, or something?" Nobody replied, and so she left the stage, and searched through the crowd until she found Cream. "Oh, Cream! Can you go on stage and tell jokes or something? Please?"

"Okay!" Cream quickly got onto the stage and waved to some of people who were actually paying attention. "Hi everyone! I just flew in from Green Hill Zone and boy are my ears tired!" After an awkward silence, she then said, "So, airline peanuts, what is the deal with those?"

Meanwhile, a girl who wasn't exactly a teenager, but a little older than a kid approached Amber as she pointed and yelled, "There you are!" The girl had pink hair which went down to her shoulders, and wore a black leather bodysuit with a pleated belt and a black cape. Oh, and her name was Ivy, by the way.

"Oh, it's you again." Amber replied, clearly not happy to see her.

"Of course it's me! You took my scythe! Which I didn't realize until about 2 weeks ago but still..."

"You didn't even notice?" Amber asked, somewhat stunned. "Wow..."

"Shut up! Just give it back!"

Amber did so. "Whatever, I got my own one several weeks ago anyway. Who are you meant to be anyway?"

"Me? I'm myself, fool! I wouldn't want to be anyone else."

"Well that outfit is somewhat revealing, you should at least cover your legs."

"You should cover your chest." Ivy remarked.

"Even though that's true, it still hurt me a little..." Amber responded. "So what are you doing these days?"

"Well I'm doing a story about how I will conquer the earth with the help of my servant, Poison. It's a work in progress, and it shall be awesome! So, umm, check it out sometime."

"The name?"

"Haven't thought of one yet. I'll tell you when I do, so, umm, bye." Ivy quickly dashed out the door just as quickly as she arrived.

Cream was now wearing cat ears, had put on cat paws, and was singing. "Cat?" She winked at her audience. "I'm a kitty-cat, and a dance, dance, dance and I dance, dance dance!" she said while hoping across the stage several times.

At that moment, Knuckles and Bronze walked in talking about their recent fight. "I think using that table was cheap." Kunckles complained.

"Yet you used a steel chair."

"Steel chairs don't hurt as much."

"How would you know? I never hit you with a steel chair!"

Cherry quickly flew over to him and began pulling him away, "Good thing you're here, and we need some entertainment."

After he got on stage, he nodded to Bronze and took the microphone as Bronze started playing the piano. "You know me, the fighting freak Knuckles, and we're at Pumpkin Hill, you ready?"

While this was happening, Sonic had somehow got involved with Shadow and Virus' fight, and was now dodging Lily's missiles by doing the moonwalker. He dodged another by leaning forward, then spun round and kicked another back at her with stardust. Lily jumped out the way, and surprisingly, nobody was hurt again.

Shortly after, Crystal intervened in Rose and Blaze's fight to force Rose onto the stage to sing a song with her. As they started singing, the time was immediately fast forwarded a few minutes, at which point they had finished and received a huge applause as they left the stage. Cherry approached them, amazed by their performance. "That was incredible, guys! You sang like angels!"

"We are angels." They replied in unison.

"You know what I mean..."

A minute later, SA and SA2 entered the room and got onto the stage with their own microphones. SA then spoke to the crowd. "We're gonna sing our own version of a song done by these two guys called Duane and Brando, check 'em out on Youtube. You really should." As he finished speaking, a song from Battletoads started playing.

After a few moments, SA2 randomly yelled, "Haha! Imma hit you in the face with my big ass fist, cause we're the SA bros, man, and you should know we're da s***, other games step up and they get knocked the **** out."

"Pow!" SA exclaimed as he kicked someone wearing a Jazz Jackrabbit t-shirt out a window.

"What the f-, man, what the hell's up now, put the pad in your face, use a wire as a weapon, use the console as a phone and keep them all guessing."

"How does he do that?" SA said.

"Do what? Get through that, the place with the barrel."

"I dunno." SA shrugged.

"But screw that, we're coming with the skillz and we'll be there soon, you can't stop us, all ya'll haters, no matter what you do, cause we're the SA bros."

"We're the SA bros."

"Wh-what-wh-wh-what, we're the SA bros! Representing, all ya'll haters, we're the SA bros! I told all ya'll haters, better leave us alone!"

They then sang in unison. "Messing with the best, and everyone knows, you never **** around with the SA bros!" SA put on some shades. "Here we go! Round 2, what the hell you gonna do when we take Sonic 2 and kick it's ass through the roof!" He said while exactly kicking SA3 through the roof unexpectedly. "Yeah see we beat the barrel of doom with precision, surfed through the charts like two games with ignition, destroyed the other games and left them all glitching!"

"If you ain't played us, you don't know what you're missing!" SA2 added.

"Sonic 3 & Knuckles ain't got **** on this!"

SA4 spun round as she heard him. "Wut."

"Whooped its ass, introduce it to my fist!" SA said as he punched her unexpectedly. "We may not be old school but we're made to thrill, better open your eyes, bro, this **** is real! We're the SA bros!"

"We're the SA bros."

"Wh-what-wh-wh-what, we're the SA bros! Representing, all ya'll haters, we're the SA bros! I told all ya'll haters, better leave us alone!"

They then sang in unison. "Messing with the best, and everyone knows, you never **** around with the SA bros!" As they finished, Cherry pushed them off the stage while saying, "I think you've said enough now..."

Since this chapter was pretty damn long, I decided to skip ahead. People were getting ready to go, while remarking that it was indeed the most party ever. Rose met up with Virus and Lily after smiling and nodding towards Blaze, who did the same before leaving. "Eggman never showed up." Lily said. "This is what happens when you have too much filler."

Sonic suddenly slid by them as he sang, "Well this is filler! Woo hoo! Filler night!"

"Stop doing that!" Lily yelled.

Virus shrugged at Lily's comment about Eggman not showing. "It doesn't matter anyway; this chapter will be considered discontinuity to the rest of the story."

"But isn't the story in general considered discontinuity?" Rose responded.

"What's your point?"

The rest of the guests leaved within a few minutes, with the last person being Mads who Cherry had to wake up. As he got to the door, he turned to her and said, "So, great party, you should do the same next year."

"Thanks so much, and also for letting others know on your show."

"Oh, you were watching? Well that's good to know."

"You could've tried to make it a little more exciting though..."

"It's hard when you sit in one spot all the time."

"Yeah but it's not impossible..."

"Well excuse me for not living up to your expectations."

"It's not that you don't, it's just that-"

Mads randomly yelled, "I WAS FROZEN, TODAY!" which brought the conversation to a halt. He continued to glare at her while she remained completely confused. He then smiled as he said, "Have a good night." As he walked down the stairs. Cherry slowly closed the door, still confused, but happy knowing people considered it the most party ever.


By the way, I'll be updating now about once a week, due to college and such.