Mr. 1 had now taken Mr. 3's place in the room.

Name: Daz Bones (Mr. 1)

Age: Let me check the manga

Favorite Movie: Superman II

Likes: Harry Potter and tights

Dislikes: Weakness and friendship.

"Where did you find out his likes and favorite movie?" Miss All Sunday asked.

"I looked under his bed and found his secret stash," Miss Valentine said with a snicker.

Mr. 1 sat in the chair, arms folded and looking stern.

Mr. 5 left the editing room and went into Mr. 1's room.

"You can talk now," Mr. 5 said.

"Huh?" Mr. 1 grunted.

"You can talk now. You know, for the video.

"I don't wanna."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"It would really mean a lot to Mr. 0 if you do."

"..."

"I'm just saying." And with that, Mr. 5 sighed and left for the editing room.

Mr. 1 turned to the camera and said. "Uh, hi. I'm not a swordsman."

Miss Valentine was all, "..."

So Mr. 5 gave her a look that went, "..."

Of course, Miss All Sunday was already, "..."

Mr. 1 continued, "..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"...I have a partner, Miss Doublefinger. It's not what you think, 'specially with a name like that...Though, when I first saw her, I thought there was a bachelor party going on, you know what I'm saying?"

"Oh, gossip!" Miss Valentine giggled. "Mr. 5, know what this means?"

"Blackmail?" Mr. 5 asked.

"Probably won't work, but let's try later."

"...And I sometimes wet the bed," Mr. 1 added.

Those in the editing room were speechless.

"Uh...we should probably edit that out," Miss Valentine said.

"It's best," Miss All Sunday and Mr. 5 said together.

Later...

"And then my father, Goofy, came at my with his belt," Mr. 1 cried. "He said, 'It's Goody time!' and...So that's why I wanted to be invulnerable. You know, Crocodile's been more of a father to me anyway."

Mr. 5 and Miss Valentine were bawling. Even Miss All Sunday seemed perturbed.

"I guess I became an assassin hurt others the way I was hurt..."

T_T

"But deep down, I really want to help people, you know? Like, a superhero."

T_T

"But when I'd say that to dad, he'd send this duck-pineapple thing at me. I hate you, Ludicolo!"

"We should probably stop," Miss All Sunday said. "Stop, please."

"All right, all right!" Miss Valentine screeched. "Mr. 5, go tell Mr. 1 to-"

"Ludicolo..." Mr. 5 said, bursting into tears.

"How could anyone laugh at this? This poor man is in pain!"

"What a guy..."

"Makes you cry..."

"Ludicolo," Miss All Sunday whimpered. "Note to self, take all the Lotad from the Alabasta people. Make them suffer for their water."

Mr. 1 looked away at the camera and said, "A-hem, yes. I work for Crocopapa as Mr. 1. With a name like that, you know I'm important, girls. And lastly, my Devil Fruit powers allow me to get really hard...Wait, that didn't come out right."