Miss Wednesday now took the chair.
Name: Miss Wednesday (Name Unknown...Weird...)
Age: According to the One Piece Wiki, 16
Favorite Movie: Lawrence of Arabia
Likes: Ducks and the people of Alabasta
Dislike: Baroque Works and injustice
"Don't you find anything suspicious about her information?" Miss All Sunday asked Miss Valentine.
"Now that you mention it..." Miss Wednesday said. "Yes! There's no way she can be sixteen! Not with that body."
"No, I mean the-"
"Just give up on her, Miss," Mr. 5 sighed. "With her...you just can't win."
"Fetch me some chocolate now, please."
Mr. 5 sighed and got up. "Right away, Miss Valentine."
"I'd like a guy who's open-minded," Miss Wednesday said with a slight grin on her face. "A pirate, maybe. Someone fierce and manly."
"Me, too!" Miss Valentine gasped. "But not as much as I'd like chocolate."
"Vapid fangirlism," Miss All Sunday said curtly.
"And what do you like in a man, Miss All Sunday?"
"Blue hair and speedos."
"Really?"
"No, of course not. Who would look like that, honestly?"
"Oh, right..."
Miss Wednesday went on, "Daddy wanted me to to care about the people or whatever, so he actually made me work. If anybody in Alabasta asks, I volunteered. But work? Euch, not my forte."
"I agree!" Miss Valentine said. "Where's my chocolate?"
"So, like, I'm a princess, so I have lots of money, yay! Uh, but don't tell my boss I'm a sexy spy, 'kay?"
Miss All Sunday took out a notepad from her mink coat's pocket and opened it up.
"Don't you dare write," Miss Valentine scolded. "It's very distracting. How am I supposed to become BFFs with her if I can't hear what her interests are?"
Miss All Sunday just stared at her, nonplussed.
"I mean, come on, wouldn't you like to know where she got her shoes? Definitely can't find those in the desert, you know."
"Because they'd be completely useless in a desert," Miss All Sunday said. "You know what? Forget it, just...Ah..."
"And then I maxxed out Daddy's credit card!" Miss Wednesday laughed. "Boy, it's really hard finding a place in the desert that would accept it. But then daddy yells at me for indirectly bankrupting the whole country and all that noise. Like, oh my god, so annoying! God, I could go for some chocolate."
"Me too!" Miss Valentine said incredulously.
"For Pluton's sake..." Miss All Sunday moaned.
Miss Wednesday did not relent. "And then, for my sweet sixteen party, Daddy got me these seven little ducks, all in a straight line.~ I named them Carue, Stomp, Ivan, Cowboy, Bourbon Jr. (his daddy died in the box while being shipped to me), Kent..."
"I think I'll go check on Mr. 5 and those chocolates for you, Val," Miss All Sunday said.
"No!" Miss Valentine snapped. "Stay - the three of us will have a girl talk."
"But she can't even hear us..."
"I don't want to be alone. If you stay, I'll give you these 'glyphy' rocks I found."
"Excuse me?"
"You know, those 'glyphy' rocks you go on and on about. Something about Pluton..."
"And you'll give those to me if I stay with you?"
"Yes, I will, All Sunday. Yes...I...will."
"As I said before, I'd like a guy who's open-minded." Miss Wednesday had a huge grin on her face and was not hiding it. "I had this fantasy of being on a boat with a blond guy and a green-haired guy. Sooooooo hot!"
"I had a dream I had a man made out of chocolate."
"And they would be in a steam room..."
"But then I bit his head off!"
"And there was this other guy, he had black hair."
"Cherry juice squirted out and the police came and arrested me!"
"And they all got close and took off their..."
"I was sent to this place underwater called 'Impel Down.'"
"...swords and a straw hat and a cigarette..."
"Crocodile was there with this guy I saw in a magazine I found under Crocodile's bed."
"And I was there, in a towel, too..."
"And something called 4Kids obliterated a place called 'Little Garden.'"
"And this one guy, he could streeetch, if you know what I mean, wink wink...Wait, no, not wink wink! That didn't come out right! Please don't tell Daddy I said all that!
