Yes, this is the last chapter in the Mary Sue Saga. And as you would guess, this isn't the end. That's right, there are still two short sagas before the very end, and one of them contains filler! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mary Sue Saga: Chapter 56 – The History of Mary Sue
We open to the same scene as before, where Mary Sue was whistling as she looked at her watch. She then cleared her throat before speaking. "So as I was saying before, I'll explain now. You know what it's like being a hero, right? Everyone looking up to you, always counting on you in desperate times, enemies being more determined to try and kill you..."
Sonic nodded as Knuckles slowly walked over and stood beside him. "I know the feeling."
"Well, it's good and all, but after a long while, it's nice not to have so much attention just for being awesome. You may think I inherited these godly powers, but I wasn't always this powerful, I spent decades upon decades pushing my physical limitations to the limit to become better and to help the good people which bad things happen to for no reason. I think my name became know throughout the universe right after the time when I stopped these two guys, Rule 34 and Rule 36, who fused to create Rule 42. After beating Rule 42, who was deemed unbeatable at the time, was when people began to believe I was one of the greatest fighters ever. It all began when Rule 34 sent out a personal challenge to foil his plan..."
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In the middle of the desert many, many decades ago, probably somewhere nearby the current pyramid, was an enemy base. Mary Sue made her way across the world towards the base, riding on an atomic bomb. As she approached the base, some robots standing by the entrance recognized her and opened fire while half a dozen of them ran in fear. The bomb landed by the entrance, wiping out all the surrounding robots, and gaining the attention of the robotic boxing lions and the bears which knew kung fu. Mary Sue walked out of the blazing inferno she had created, cracked her knuckles and then charged at the incoming enemies, taking them out with ease as she moved through the crowd and deflected missiles being fired at her from above. She ran up some stairs and through dozens of robots holding RPG's at light speed, causing them to explode.
As she entered a temple, on the far side of the room stood Rule 34. He wore a black hat, a black mask with the number 34 on it, a black trenchcoat, and a black t-shirt with matching leather jeans. He stuffed his hands in the pockets of his trenchcoat as she entered. "Welcome, Mary Sue, we meet again."
"What are you planning this time, Rule 34?"
"Planning is too mean of a word, it's more like inevitable, as it will surely happen soon enough. I will use the power of the Fujin gem to open a portal to another dimension filled with tentacled monsters, making this world subject to constant sexual content and endless fetish fuelled ideas from beyond!"
"That's sick and wrong!"
"No, Mary, it's just satisfaction, but if you feel you can stop me, then follow."
And so began an epic chase scene which had to be slowed down as Rule 34 and Mary Sue were moving at light speed. Rule 34 spun round and fired a dozen tentacles from his chest which Mary Sue easily slashed apart with two fingers. As they ran through a room filled with Rule 34's custom robots he waved his hand so fast he sent a gust of wind in Mary's direction, which blew her skirt up. Though she quickly pulled it down, the few robots who had gazed upon Mary's glorious panties exploded, for such a sight was too much for any being.
She soon followed him into another large room, which became sealed just as Rule 34 slid underneath the exit. Suddenly, 5 ancient dragons appeared, 2 giant mechs made of titanium, and an army of bears appeared on the other side of the room. Mary Sue ripped off her usual outfit, revealing a black suit she wore underneath. She then put on a pair of black shades. "Let's do this."
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Knuckles interrupted Mary Sue as she went on. "Wait a minute, how can you wear a suit under those clothes? Wouldn't you clearly be able to see parts of it?"
"That's not important. Anyway..."
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During Knuckles' interruption, Mary Sue quickly dispatched of the forces flawlessly, changed into her regular clothing and made her way onto the rocket which was taking off. As it reached space, she arrived in a large room overlooking the view of the earth from within space. Rule 34 and Rule 36 stood on the other side, who wore the same outfit. They spun round as Mary Sue arrived, to which Rule 36 nodded at 34, and using the Fujin gem connected to a machine with wires, they fused and drained the gem of most of its power, forming a large demonic figure covered by a large black cloak with the number 42 written on it.
Conveniently, this was somehow being broadcast to all television networks, and Sally Sue was watching. She called Purity Sue to come see, who had brunette hair in a ponytail tied with a bow, her eyes were always shut, and she wore a white dress with glitter along the outlines of it. Sally Sue started biting her nails as she watched. "What can she do?!? There's no way she can defeat Rule 42, infused with the powers of the Fujin gem! Such a thing has never been heard of!" As she started watching again, she saw Mary Sue hit Rule 42 with a boot to the face, evaded a blast which destroyed most of the space station, and then hit Rule 42 with a shoryuken, causing Rule 42 to explode as it screamed in pain. Sally Sue and Purity Sue couldn't believe it, so much so that Purity Sue opened her eyes revealing her blue eyes, and she doesn't do that often.
In the resulting explosion, Mary Sue quickly took off to outrun the explosion and avoid significant damage. It was at this point that, considering the toughest threat was now vanquished, she wondered the earth, exploring vast new locations and saving people who needed it.
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Mary Sue nodded. "And that's that, as far as I remember it. The punch sent Rule 42 to the dimension of bad lemon fanfiction though."
"But you never explained about how you got trapped in another dimension..." Sally Sue pointed out.
"Oh right, anyway, due to having beaten Rule 42, I couldn't go many places without people always squealing in my presence, asking for autographs every minute, bugging me whenever I'm eating or shopping, and overall just won't let me get on with my life. Soon I met these elite ninjas, and one of them happened to be a level 78 Wizard, so he was capable of opening up a portal to the fifth dimension, where I decided I'd fit best where people knew about my achievements, but didn't make such a big deal."
"So you stayed in another dimension because you got too much attention?" Sonic asked.
"Yes." Mary Sue nodded again. "And I'm feeling generous, so I shall answer a few more questions you may have for me."
09:40
Some Construction Site
Blaze and Inferno were still moving across the various girders, attacking each other. Inferno leaped towards Blaze and with a single swing, threw 6 black blades which Blaze avoided by hiding behind one girder, then climbed up it, swung round and hit Inferno in the chest with both feet. Inferno extended its right hand and grabbed Blaze as the creature fell. Blaze missed her attempted kick and was punched then kneed in the chest before hitting Inferno with flip kick then a backhand punch. Inferno kicked Blaze into one girder, which she used to propel herself forward and head butt Inferno in the chest with excessive force. They spun in circles, punching each other and Blaze quickly tried to get Inferno below her to cushion her fall. Inferno smacked Blaze about several times during this, until Blaze managed to elbow Inferno in the chest and drag the creature to the ground, creating a small crater and sending them both bouncing back in opposite directions.
Blaze was knocked unconscious from the last minute recovery and landing, while Inferno was barely awake but incapable of walking, so it slowly crawled away and crept into a sewer.
Also 09:40
'V' for Vagoo
Currently, Lily had loaded a rocket launcher and a net suspended in mid-air just ahead of her. As she approached the trap which would spring the net, she stopped and readied the rocket launcher, at which point Tails came running towards her, slid under the rocket, and then hopped over the trap while blowing up the net with a bomb and punching Lily at the same time. As she recovered, Tails flew up and began firing lasers at her as she ran around the room, throwing bombs which he dodged by moving left and right. Tails charged up a wide spread laser and fired it from left to right, while throwing half a dozen bombs that exploded upon being hit by the beam and managed to hit Lily in the process.
As she was getting up, Tails took the opportunity and use the remaining power of the suit to fire one last beam. Lily countered with her own, and though it was quite as big, it slowly became overpowered by Tails' beam, and she soon was sent flying backwards from the impact of the blast and right into the pit of spikes, getting impaled in various spots all over her body. She cried out in pain for a few moments before saying, "This isn't good for my complexion!"
Tails walked over and looked into the pit before gasping at the site of her as Lily coughed up a bit of blood. "I guess it really was foreshadowing..."
"Gee, you think? I've heard about sharp pains, but this is ridiculous!"
"You're making jokes even when you're dying?" Tails asked in amazement.
"It's kinda my thing. It's a shame I'm going to die here, and miss the inevitable Super Sonic vs. Mary Sue, but I had a good run."
"Wait! Don't give up! I'll get you to a hospital!" Tails exclaimed, looking for his ship.
"Geez, kid. I just tried to kill you a minute ago, and yet you still try to help. Just leave me be, but tell the bad guys to keep spreading the lulz to keep my spirit alive...and tell Rose she's a douche." Lily slowly closed her eyes, and finally passed on. Tails sat nearby, with a depressing look on his face, wondering if this could have ended in a better way, soon before Lily opened her eyes again, wondering when he was asking going to leave her alone.
Suddenly 09, 40 of them
Back in the Final Tomb Chamber
Mary Sue had answered two questions which were never to be mentioned again. Sonic raised his hand and asked, "Have you actually got any flaws?"
"Sadly I have." A tear rolled down her face and she wiped it as she faintly said, "I'm so beautiful it's a curse..."
Sonic turned to Knuckles and quietly said, "That's a flaw?"
"More like a thinly disguised excuse to gloat." He replied.
Mary Sue immediately glared at them and angrily said, "What was that?", to which they denied saying anything. As Eggman slowly made his way out of the room without being noticed, Crystal flew in and stopped by Sonic and Knuckles. "Hey guys, I came as soon as I could."
"Where were you?" Sonic asked.
"Personal business with Rose. Surprisingly I won, though I think she held back a little. Anyway, I showed mercy by not killing her, which she wasn't too happy about." She looked over at Mary Sue and gasped. "Is that who I think it is?!?" She flew towards her with a pen and her diary. "Can I get your autograph? I'm a big fan."
Mary sighed as she took the pen and diary. "Sure, why not. Seems I'm even famous in heaven. Got any more questions?"
"Are your panties the same colour as the rest of your clothes?"
"What do you think?" Mary Sue replied, narrowing her eyes at Crystal.
"What are your measurements?" Crystal asked out of curiosity.
Mary Sue immediately finished and handed back the diary and quickly walked off as she said, "Ooookay, I'm out of here."
"Hey wait! I haven't told you mine yet!" Crystal yelled as Mary Sue grabbed Sally Sue and ran through a wall.
Meanwhile, outside the pyramid, Rose walked away from the pyramid and spun round to face it. After a few moments, Virus descended from the sky beside her. "We should get going."
"How did things go?" Rose asked.
"Not well, sadly, but there's still more time. Let's go find the others first." Rose nodded as Virus created a puddle beneath them which they sank into.
A bit further away, the GUN soldiers had finished wiping out the Camerax Crew at the same time that Sonic, Knuckles and Crystal were leaving the pyramid. Amy ran up to Sonic and hugged him. "Sonic! Thank goodness you made it out safely! You beat up Mary Sue, right? I wish I could have seen it!"
"Actually we got our asses kicked, but whatever. What on earth happened to you?"
"A power boost through controlled anger."
"Oh, by the way." Crystal began. "Did anybody happen to say any weird speech or something earlier? As I'm sometimes capable of hearing thoughts and it surprised me."
"Well I did make a short one on the friends, rivals, and you as my guardian angel while fighting Mary Sue." Sonic replied.
"Oooh, so that's what it was!" She breathed a sigh of relief. "Well, I shall now dedicate myself to protecting you as your guardian angel!" She declared proudly.
"Y'know, it was just a lame little speech I came up with on the spot..." Sonic pointed out. "So wait, does that mean you actually like me? When did this happen?"
"Yeah, so? I like a lot of people, and I'm not sure when it happened. Anyway, it's not like I'd make a move or anything and besides, I'm not gonna follow you around all day, trying to confess my love to you..." She turned round to Amy and said, "No offence."
"Even though it's true, that still hurt quite a lot." Amy said as she frowned.
"Though if I wanted to really have my way, I'd just trap Amy in a cellar and torture her to death while brainwashing Sonic into loving me, but an angel doing something as crazy as that wouldn't happen right?" She started laughing while Sonic raised an eyebrow and Amy slowly backed up as she said, "Crystal, you're scaring me..."
"Screw this, I'm outta here. I'll see you guys some other time." Knuckles said before leaving.
And so, the Mary Sue Saga ended just a little bit past 09:42, on a somewhat bittersweet note. Mads won the bet by getting the most headshots, Shade helped Shadow out of the pyramid, Amber went to the hot spring Sonya had found and they enjoyed themselves. Mary Sue and Sally Sue went to stay with Purity Sue, who had built an orphanage recently, Tails left the base Lily had died at several minutes before the bad guys got there, and needless to say, it wasn't a pretty sight for them. Blaze woke up minutes after her fight and slowly limped away from the area, and Metanic met Tails again on his way back to somewhere in Adabat, where they hugged and engaged in conversation. So overall, it was still pretty bittersweet...
So, I'm thinking whether or not I'll bother making a Christmas chapter, since I already did a Halloween one. I'll most likely end up doing one, but I'm still thinking about it. Anyway, the next saga is the Future Apocalypse Saga, as there are a few things still left to clear up, and a few extra things to get out of the way.
