(A/N: Okay, it was recently brought to my attention that the timeline here is severely screwed up. Severus is indeed a Professor at Hogwarts, and yet simultaneously the Marauders are at Hogwarts as students. Please forgive my lapse in memory. I'm sorry, but this will remain as it is. If you can't deal with a little time-line warping, comfort yourself with the fact that I have now decided that he is named after his dad, and is Severus Snape Junior. So there. Also, I have been told that they both sound less eloquent than they actually are in the movie. Well, that was just a façade for the rest of the staff and students. This is when they let their hair down [not that Albus needs help with that], and can feel free to let out their suppressed feelings of being occasionally immature.)

Minerva?

What?

I need you opinion on something.

What?

I have a Ministry function tonight. I need your opinion on which robes I should go with. Bright yellow with greenish-brown socks vs. Fluorescent pink robes with lavender socks with silver roses across them.

...

I think I can hear your sigh of frustration across the castle.

Wow. What a record. I'm coming over right now. Remind me to bring sunglasses this time. That other time, the migraine didn't go away for hours. I couldn't even survive when I had to go shout at Severus.

Ahh... Did you have fun shouting?

Yes I did. Thanks for asking.

What'd you fight about?

Whether or not you would ask me what we were fighting about. YES!! He owes me 5 Galleons.

Now now. Betting isn't a healthy pastime.

You're one to talk. What about that little bet you had with Ludo?

That was completely different.

Yeah. Right. I'm coming to help with your dressing dilemma now. See you soon.