Poke.

What?

Poke.

Piss off.

Poke.

Do you have a death wish?

Poke.

What do you do during sex?

*pokes*

*stabs*

*gasps*

*evil laugh*

*kicks shins*

*heel to crotch*

*admits defeat*

Well, now that we have once again come to the conclusion that I run Hogwarts…

*suicide*

Melodramatic much?

*haunts you for all eternity*

You know what? Screw you Dumbles. *burns paper*