When I'm not writing this in my spare time, I do MSTings on other fanfiction which takes itself too seriously and fails as a result…or do I?


Origin Saga: Chapter 63 – Battlefield Hell

Tails had come back into the living room, where Purity Sue was currently offering freshly baked cookies to everyone. She approached him as he entered the room. "Would you like a cookie, Tails?"

"Oh, thank you." He said as he took it and then took a bite. "Is there a special ingredient?"

"Just a few pinches of cinnamon, some sugar coated sugar, a bit of fish…"

As she went on, with Tails nodding as he listened intensively, Crystal and Amy were watching. "I support Tails and Purity as a couple." Crystal finally said.

"I'm coming up with a plot for the fanfic as we speak." Amy replied, writing down ideas on a piece of paper.

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Where we last left off, there was about to be angel on demon action, and the location was hot, because it was hell. Crystal charged at her and unleashed a series of punches and kicks which Amber blocked. Amber saw an opening and tried to punch her, but Crystal ducked as she did so and hit her with a rising kick before flipping back. Amber quickly recovered and threw several large waves of fire at her, which Crystal flipped and slid under. Crystal threw her spear at Amber which she whacked out the way before charging straight through Crystal, and then stopped and summoned a giant flow of fire from underground that Crystal barely avoided.

Amber created a giant ball of fire and fired it at her, and due to the size of the ball, Crystal jumped out the way instead of trying to knock it back, and lost sight of Amber as she did so. Amber managed to get behind her and fired a smaller ball of fire, knocking Crystal into part of the arena. Crystal quickly flew out from the rubble towards her again, and they exchanged punches as they flew into the air until Crystal missed one attack and was tackled into part of the arena again. Crystal charged at her yet again and attempted to punch her but missed as Amber ducked. Crystal sidestepped Amber's uppercut, grabbed her spear and unleashed a series of repeated swings and slashes until finally stabbing her in the stomach and dragging her to the ground, creating a large crater in the process.

Crystal climbed out from the crater and took a few deep breathes, when from within the smoke Amber got up and prepared to attack her again. She fired a beam of fire which Crystal barely avoided as she jumped out the way. "You're still up?" Crystal asked in disbelief.

"Well I'm not a demon lord for nothing." She shrugged. "If I'm not mistaken, you seem a bit tired yourself. It's only a matter of time before you give up, or become unconscious, and then I'll be free to do what I want with your body, and we're gonna be quite busy tonight.

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"I feel that I have the right to tell this part." Amber said. "Because Shade is trying to make me look like a sick perverted demon."

"You are a sick perverted demon." Crystal retorted.

"But I'm not that bad."

"You always suggest you can 'cure' any illness, and still make passes at me to this day."

"It's just all in good fun."

"The first time you met my sister, you wanted to kidnap her and do all sorts of sick things because you said her innocence would be eternally pleasurable to corrupt and the look on her face while she's trying to resist those pleasures would be even more satisfying."

"Dude." Mads shook his head in disgust at her.

"It was a joke!" Amber exclaimed.

"Some jokes shouldn't be made."

"Could we skip ahead, please?" Knuckles asked.

"Yeah, sure." Shade replied.

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Back in the arena, her followers watched as Amber fired a wave of fire shaped like a dragon at Crystal who blocked it with a psychic shield. Amber then crouched and launched herself into the air where she flipped and landed on a meteor which happened to be passing by. She crossed her arms, and covered herself along with the meteor in a layer of fire while her cape bellowed in the wind approaching the arena. Crystal took cover by the stands as the meteor crashed in the middle of the arena.

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"That looked really cool." Sally Sue said. "I gotta learn how to do that."

"To be honest, the meteor just happened to be in the area at the time." Amber replied. "But I can teach how to do several other things…" Amber spoke softly as she glazed upon her and was only inches away from her.

Sally blushed and turned to the side. "B-but we mustn't, I only have eyes for Mary…"

"Say what." Mary responded, seeming annoyed by her comment.

Amber moved in closer. "Do not fight your feelings, Sally, give in to your sensations and you will forever be satisfied."

"O-okay." She blushed profusely as she turned back to Amber.

"Get a room, you two!" Sonya yelled.

"I think there's a room upstairs where the walls aren't so thin." Amber said as she and Sally left.

"I was kidding, you know…" Sonya replied, but sadly they had left.

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After another ten minutes of fighting, Crystal and Amber were now both quite tired and almost completely naked as their clothes had been badly damaged during the fight, and Crystal was the first to speak. "This fighting is pointless, you know. Seeing that you're a demon lord, other demons are likely to follow your example, are they not?"

"Well I admit you're better than I thought you'd be, but talking things out just isn't my style."

"It doesn't have to be, but just for this one occasion."

"I'll try to get the other demons to stop the fighting on one occasion."

"And what's that?"

"You know what I want…" Amber grinned as she slowly embraced Crystal and moved a hand down towards her-

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"Hey! That never happened!" Crystal suddenly shouted.

"It didn't? Sorry, my misake." Shade went back slightly.

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"I'll try to get the other demons to stop the fighting on one occasion."

"And what's that?"

"You promise to fight me again."

"Deal." Crystal smiled as they both shook hands, and then hugged, while Amber's followers who were still watching took pictures of the almost naked girls.

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Crystal got to her feet. "And so that was how me and Amber became friends. She still kept trying to seduce me, grope me at every opportunity, try to do weird things when I'm sleeping, and in general being a creepy person to hang around with, but I got used to it. Upon seeing our way of friendship, some angels and demons decided that since others were doing it, they could also become friends, and those who were already quite close, didn't need to hide it any longer."

"That seems awfully convenient." Tails commented.

"It does, doesn't it?"

"We still haven't heard where exactly you came from yet." Sonic said as he turned Mads.

"Ahh, well at one point I was a badass normal using gadgets and such to beat down random monster attacks, until I was once brutally attacked by this robot bear who nearly killed me, so a bunch of scientists replaced some of the large chunks of flesh taken by the bear with robot parts to prevent dying of blood loss."

Tails got to his feet. "If my analysis is correct, that wouldn't work be-"

"Well it did work, so there! It made me better than I was, stronger, faster, more of a chivalrous pervert. Like the six billion dollar man, but a little cheaper."

Meanwhile, in an average looking house on an average street, Virus and the Loli Rangers were currently staying there. Virus and Loli Red were standing by a table on one side of the room while Loli Blue, Green, and Yellow were sitting on a red couch watching the television. Loli Black soon walked in with a boombox and set it down on the floor before pressing a button. The song, "Get It On the Floor suddenly started. "Let's get it oooon!" She said as she put on a pair of shades. Loli Blue got behind her, followed by Green and Yellow and they formed a Congo line as they head banged to the beat while Loli Yellow wrote out the words while doing so but crossed out the swear words.

Loli Red sighed as she watched them. "So Virus, you still haven't told us much about yourself. Why do you look like some somewhat cute yet obviously evil purple humanoid mist thingy?"

"That's an unusual way to describe me, and do I really look so evil? Here I thought I blended in really well with mysteriously good…"

"So are you going to tell me or not?"

"Fine, I feel like some greater almighty force will make me do so eventually anyway…"