(A/N: This chapter has nothing to do with the previous one. I do not intend to write anymore there. Feel free to take any sliver of plot I have there. I know that sounds really conceited that I think other's want my unoriginal plot, but whatever. So… yeah. I'm running out of ideas for stories/chapters. Drop me a line if you have any ideas you are willing to let me use. Also, drop me a line if you want to use any of these slivers of plot lines. I'm really curious how people are going to take this. Also, I just realized that I don't have a beta. I have myself on here as one, but I want fresh eyes on this before I post it. Anyone willing? Love you all!)

MINERVA!

Yes?

I have just made the most wondrous discovery!

And what is this?

PIZZA!!!!

What is pizza?

Ee-gasp!!!!

I do believe that I can still here your sigh of exasperation.

Good to know. So, what's pizza?

A delightful Muggle food covered in grease, cheese, and other unhealthy stuff!

Dear God in Heaven, help us.

Yusss…

Anything else you want to add to this?

Yep. I just got pizza sauce all over the goat costume I got from Aberforth.

Thank God. You finally did something good for the world.

Yeah!

Oi.