Minerva?
What?
I have a personal question for you.
In that case, go away.
Personal on my part.
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Minerva?
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What are you doing?
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Huh.
*sigh* What's you question? I was bracing myself for the horror I'm about to face.
How do you make chest hair grow?
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Minerva?
Sorry. I do believe I just passed out from laughing.
Why?
Of all the disgusting questions you could've asked, you ask that?
Uh… yeah.
I thought everyone knew this.
Well, apparently I'm different from everyone.
Obviously. To grow chest hair… *drumroll*
Yes… YES?
You must eat…
Lemon Drops? Ginger Newts? Cockroach Clusters? WHAT?!
BURNT TOAST!
Ee-gasp!
Yup.
Then I shall go without.
Wow. How you managed to go this long without a single hair is and always be a mystery. Or, you could just look at Victoria's Secret ads.
What's Victoria's Secret?
Um… I have to go.
What is it?
Um… go ask one of the students. Preferably a Muggle-born.
10 MINUTES LATER…
Ew…
What?
Victoria's Secret.
I tried to protect your childhood innocence.
Ew…
Hey. Not my fault.
Damn my curiosity. But at least it can't kill me.
Why not?
CAUSE CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT!
Not funny.
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MINERVA!
What? *flutters eyelashes*
Ew…
What happened?
Victoria's Secret. All. Over. My. Walls.
And why are you telling me this?
CAUSE MY CHEST IS COVERED IN HAIR!
Ew…
