Before I start, I'm sure this requires a 'Holy crap, he broke his weekly schedule!' because I just wasn't getting much info from the idea machine, but whatever.

That's right, the filler that has the balls to need its own arc. It'll probably be about four chapters at most before I get on to the final saga. The next chapter will be dedicated to the greatest character ever, and then the next will be about certain characters who haven't had any kind of backstory whatsoever. The fourth chapter? Well, I won't mention anything about it at the moment…


Filler Saga: Chapter 66 – Extreme Scene Investigation

It was a typical summer's morning, and in a fairly typical house, SA was fast asleep. He was awoken as his alarm clock went off, and then exploded as he leaped out of bed. Suddenly, a boulder appeared out of nowhere and came towards him at blistering speed. He jumped out of the room, where the boulder got lodged between the walls. Then bats came out of nowhere, and SA took them out with ninja stars, slid down the stairs and soared through the air into the kitchen where SA2 and SA3 were eating sandwiches. SA3 passed him one as he arrived, which was basically two square pieces of wood with half a dozen sharp knives in-between. "Have a manwich."

"Thanks, man." SA said as he took a bite, and then poured himself a glass of nails.

Just then, SA4 kicked in the door and walked in. "Hey guys, we got business. Serious business." The others put down their manwiches as she said this and followed her out the door.

They arrived at an apartment building, which had been covered in feces. Everyone had cleared out and there were a group of crime scene investigators examining the area. SA4 was holding a chart, explaining the events in the area. "So what happened here?" SA2 asked.

"There was a report filed in about a poo monster, a few subjects have claimed that it came to life and TP'd this business with its own substance too. That's pretty damn messed up."

SA smirked before speaking, "Well it looks like ****," He promptly put on a pair of shades, "Just got real."

SA3, who held a guitar in his hands, suddenly yelled, "YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" He then started playing it, with enough force to make a car explode in the background as the bold words, "CSI: Central City" suddenly appeared.

Moving slightly ahead and skipping the parody of the opening, the four ninjas were driving down a street in a typical black car, in silence until SA2 finally asked, "So who's the first witness?"

"The first witness is a girl called Cherry Apples, and she lives at 599 Gumdrop Road, on Creepy Hill." SA4 replied.

"…You're kidding, right?"

"There is no kidding when it comes to serious business."

They soon arrived at Cherry's haunted mansion, which isn't as haunted nowadays, and they rang the doorbell. She came to the door, in the artificial body Tails had built for her. She had short brown hair with a bow, blue eyes, and wore a blue and white striped top, with a blue skirt and white stockings. "Hello, mysterious ninjas, may I help you?"

"Yes." SA4 said, holding up her chart. "We got a report this morning about this factory in downtown Central City which was covered in feces and suffocated some of the staff inside, a monster literally made of the stuff was said to have committed the act. We have no leads whatsoever so we thought we'd ask you what you saw."

"Oh okay." She cleared her throat before speaking. "It was horrifying! Sheet flying everywhere! Sheets of paper that is, and then it appeared, and pew! It started spraying itself on the building, causing the workers in the building to die a fate worse than death! Even though they still technically died…but it was just mean! Once he was done being mean, he strolled off like a pimp, got into his friend's golden Bentley, and they drove off west. The license plate was 'Big Pimping'."

"How do you even know all this?" SA asked.

"Because I'm a ghost."

"That's not a very clear answer…"

"Well I hope you find who you're looking for, bye!" She quickly closed the door just before the ninjas left. They quickly drove back to the scene of the crime and drove west, looking for the Bentley as hey did. They eventually found it parked by a convenience store, which is convenient. As SA2 entered the store, he found the feces talking to the store owner, who was a sponge.

Upon noticing him, the feces grabbed Sally Sue who happened to be shopping nearby and put his desert eagle to her head. "Make a wrong move and the girl gets it!"

Sally Sue was utterly confused over the ordeal. "Hey, what's going on here? Is that a camera?" She asked, looking behind SA2. "I'm on TV? Hi, Mary and Purity! Look, I'm a TV star!" She exclaimed, waving at the camera.

"Hey, stop that!" The feces responded. Sally elbowed him, making him jerk back, at which point SA2 fly kicked him, knocking him to the ground. He picked up his desert eagle and shot at SA2, who quickly hide down one of the aisles. The feces quickly made his way out and into the Bentley, as his partner immediately drove off. SA2 hopped onto the ninja car and they promptly took off after them.

They soon reached the highway after drifting through the streets, and were driving side-by-side with the Bentley. The passenger pulled out a rocket launcher and hopped onto the roof, just before he started firing at the ninjas, though SA4 managed to evade the large blasts, even driving on two wheels in order to do so. The driver aimed at SA with a minigun and started firing, though SA was capable of deflecting the bullets with his fists. Meanwhile, a man driving an ice cream truck had become fed up with them, so he took out a laser cannon and fired at them both, though SA2 was able to deflect most of the shots away from others. SA3 meanwhile wrestled the last feces in the Bentley.

A man driving a lorry drove past them on the opposite lane and briefly smiled as he shook his head and exclaimed, "Those kids and their extreme fight scenes…"

The feces soon arrived at an abandoned building and quickly ran in, shortly before the ninjas arrived at the entrance. They entered the building, making their way through the empty rooms, beating crap and taking names. Shortly afterwards, they arrived in a massive construction area outside where a stickman had just gotten into a bulldozer. "Welcome, ninjas! I am the mastermind behind the feces craping on buildings!"

"But why?" SA3 asked.

"Because I wanted to do it for the lulz! That's why!"

"That's bad reasoning."

"Whatever! You may have gotten this far, but your luck runs out here. You can't defeat me now!"

SA2 scratched his forehead in confusion. "What the hell are you talking about? You don't even have any powers or anything, all you're doing is driving a frickin' bulldozer! We could easily take you down."

The stickman laughed upon hearing this. "Fool! You cannot Kung Fu on bulldozer!" (This line is actually from a Kung Fu Panda fanfic, literally called Kung Fu Panda. The line is hilarious even out of context) as he said this, SA and SA2 leaped onto the bulldozer and knocked him out of the driver's seat with a three hit combo.

SA4 placed a toilet where the stickman was likely to land, and he did, head first. They all had a hearty laugh just before SA2 said, "I guess your lulz led to a crappy ending. You should learn to chill out because you seem a little," He promptly put on a pair of shades, "Flushed."

SA3, who once again held a guitar in his hands, suddenly yelled, "YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" He then started playing it, with enough force to make a car explode in the background just before the credits started rolling.

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It was then revealed Sonic and the others were still at Sonya's beach house, currently watching the show on a regular television set, except that only Sonic, Tails, Amy, Cream and Sonya were in the room and the others had left.

"It was good, but it's starting to lose its touch." Sonic said.

"Agreed." Everyone except Cream said in unison as they nodded.