We now move on to this chapter, as it's the last one which really seems necessary at this point. That's pretty much all I have to say at this point.


Filler Saga: Chapter 68 – Cutesy Lovely Loli Rangers

Just like most other days, it was a bright and sunny morning, and Loli Red was walking down a street with a box and several sheets of paper, reading them out loud quietly as she walked. She soon arrived at Loli Green's house and knocked. She opened the door, wearing the same stoic expression as always before randomly saying, "You're wearing my green panties again, aren't you?"

"It happened once, okay?! It's too early in the morning to be saying things like that!"

"Mind if I ask again later?"

"I forbid you from doing so!"

The two of them left and moved on towards Loli Yellow's house. They knocked on the door and as Dojikko-chan answered it, they could clearly see she had been crying from her red eyes and stuffy nose, or she might of just had a cold. She raised a piece of paper which said, "Hi guys."

Tsundere-chan sighed before opening the box and bringing out a brand new board. Loli Yellow gasped as she saw it, at which point Loli Red threw it to her. As she caught it, she hugged the board tightly as the board had a happy face drawn on it. Loli Yellow then hugged Loli Red, which lasted several moments until Tsundere-chan finally said, "You can stop now."

They went to visit Loli Blue shortly afterwards, who met them halfway there, so they walked towards Loli Black's house. As she answered the door, Loli Blue approached her, hoping for a hug as she said, "Badass-chan! What's up, my n-"

Loli Black held her back and simply said, "You're my friend and all, but if you finish that sentence you won't be so cheerful."

"Come on! I'm not allowed N word privileges?"

"No-one is allowed those privileges!"

"She won't even allow me to say it." Loli Red added.

"So why did you want all five of us to meet, Tsundere-chan?" Loli Green asked.

"We have work, from the Metallic Council of Maniacal Evil." Loli Red replied, holding up the papers.

"I think I've heard of them before…" Loli Blue commented.

"The guy was all like, 'Gentlemen!' from a low angle shot, and they were saying random things. I really couldn't take it seriously, but that's not the point. Our job is to find this creature, as it has the Fujin gem in its possession at the moment. We should split up and search the city, oh, and if you happen to see Mary Sue, inform the others. We'll chase her down and finally beat that good-for-nothing egotistical show-off!" She started angrily stomping the ground.

"I see you losing to her as become a personal issue…" Loli Black said quietly.

They spread out and looked around the city within a 20 block radius. Eventually, Loli Green managed to spot Mary Sue leaving a donut shop with a bag of donuts, and held up her walkie-talkie. "Attention, fellow rangers. I have spotted Mary Sue downtown outside a donut shop." As Mary heard this, she ran while Loli Green gave chase, giving her coordinates as she did so.

Soon after, Loli Red and Loli Yellow caught up with them, while Loli Red yelled for Mary to slow down so they could beat her up. "Leave me alone! Go away already!" Mary yelled before running round a corner and managing to dodge a punch from Loli Black who waited. Loli Green appeared down one alleyway and started firing at her. The bullets deflected of Mary as she exclaimed, "Stop that! It tickles!" Loli Blue sat on a building and held four knives in the spaces between her fingers just before throwing them at her. Mary stopped them in midair with a roundhouse kick and then jumped down a sewer hole. The Loli Rangers stopped near the hole, but decided not to continue chasing her.

"Curses! I was sure we would beat her this time!" Tsundere-chan said.

"I heard Mary Sue had a staring contest with Jupiter and won." Loli Blue commented.

"I heard she knows why kids love cinnamon toast crunch." Loli Black added.

"I heard she was fast enough to touch MC Hammer." Loli Yellow wrote down.

"Enough!" Loli Red shouted. "We've done this bit! She's a fake! One day, I shall defeat Mary Awesome Badass Rainbow Sunshine Sue!"

"Is that her full name?" Loli Green asked.

"Ohohohohoho!" Loli Red heard a familiar evil cackle and turned around to face the approaching newcomer. There were three other girls who wore similar outfits, though they had white hair, pink hair, and purple hair. "Douche-chan!" Loli Red confronted the white haired leader. "What are you doing here?"

"It's Jerk-chan! Get it right!" She corrected her.

"What's the difference?" Loli Red retorted. "And you still haven't answered my question. Though I see you brought along Fun-chan and Cool-chan."

"We're here to take care of this crazy black creature we've been hearing about, so stay out of our way!" Loli White exclaimed.

"Oh no you don't! This case is ours!" Loli Red replied.

"These guys are gonna make me go mad…" Loli Black said, struggling to hold in a beat.

Loli White laughed at them. "This case is too much for your team to handle, we, on the other hand, are better students at St. Lolita Academy, so it's only more fitting for competent rangers to handle this situation."

Loli Black couldn't hold it in any longer, and immediately took out a boombox in order to play "Get Back" by Ludacris. She then approached Loli White as she was confused and said, "Yo G! Why you all in my ear, talking a whole bunch of crap, when you should disappear? Get back, loli hater, you don't know us like that!"

"Get back, loli hater, you don't know us like that!" Loli Blue and Green chipped in, while Loli Red was speechless about the situation.

Loli Black then approached Loli Purple. "Yo G, I ain't playing around, my golden right fist would knock you to the ground!" She said just before clotheslining the girl. "Get back, loli hater, you don't know us like that!" She approached Loli Pink moments later, while saying, "So come on, come on, dope!" as she pushed her back, which was played twice. Loli Pink attempted to punch her, but missed as she easily evaded it, then said, "Get swung on, swung on!" as she punched her out, played twice in quick succession. "It's the laidback, tic and tac, crazy talking, ranger pack, loli's on the beat, who'll nail you down with a sneak attack! Still kicking ass!"

Loli Red, who had just kicked Loli White across the street, nodded as she said, "Yup."

"More action packed!" Loli Black said just as Loli Blue slashed at Loli Pink with a knife while saying, "Yup!"

"And bro, we keep it real like the apple Mac! That's why I own a yak, a pack of cracker jacks, and at eighteen, I'll own a Cadillac! But I thought we could go bowling, bowling, we could go bowling or have Super Smash Brawling,-"

"Uhh, I don't mean to interrupt, but is this all really necessary?" Loli Red asked.

Loli Black ignored her as she kept going on. "So keep your socks on, G, keep the skirts low, trim off the top, bend back and have your face blown!" She said as she kicked Loli Purple in the stomach, then grabbed her and did a spinning german suplex.

"I think we should skip this…" Loli Red finally said.

"Hey, little red, don't make me loooose it!" Loli Black yelled at her for suggesting it.

A little later, they continued their search, though they were now looking for the person holding the Fujin gem. Loli Yellow soon discovered the target was Lily, who sat on a grassy hill, looking up at the sky. Lily noticed her as she advanced on her and said, "So you finally found me, huh? You didn't come here by yourself, did you?"

"My team will be here shortly." Loli Yellow wrote down.

"Why are you using a board?" Lily asked as she pointed at it.

She quickly wrote, "I can't speak English." Which Lily nodded at as she understood. Very shortly, the other rangers did arrive, and immediately attacked her. Seeing as taking on five at once would be stressful, she quickly fired a piece of black substance which hit Loli Green and glued her to the grass. She began blocking Loli Red's repeated swings before kicking her in the stomach, then ducked as Loli Black flew by with a punch, just before extending her arms to grab and choke Loli Yellow before throwing her into Loli Red.

Loli Blue rushed in and with a knife, slashed her across the chest upwards, tearing the black substance and revealing a part of her old clothes. The organism quickly worked to reform itself as Lily grabbed Blue's arm and began to corrupt her with the black substance. Loli Black kicked her from the side, stopping Lily, while Loli Yellow threw her board. Lily caught the board and threw it off the hill, then watched as Loli Yellow panicked and dove after it. She then grabbed Loli Blue and ran as the others were fully ready.

At that moment, Loli Yellow had finished climbing up the hill with her board and gave them a thumbs up. They then immediately took off after Lily.

"So why am I the hostage?" Loli Blue asked as they jumped across cars in the street.

"I don't know, I've just always wanted to actually take someone hostage in a chase."

"Well I've always wanted to be a hostage." Blue replied. "I'm okay with an assassination job though."

"You seem too cheery for assassination jobs…"

The Loli Rangers continued to chase her, leading onto the highway where Lily caused numerous crashes by tipping over cars with her tentacles and firing energy blasts at the girls while they dodged and deflected them. Upon reaching the next town, Lily quickly dropped down into a sewer, though the other rangers chose to follow her this time. After a short and unexplained chase through the sewers, Lily leaped up a ladder to the surface again, where Loli Blue stabbed Lily in the chest, making her drop the girl as she continued running.

The other rangers quickly caught up once again and all five of them stood together. One man pointed at them and began speaking. "It's the Loli Rangers! Loli Yellow, the Japanese loli, who doesn't speak English so she uses a wipe board to communicate, which can also be used as a weapon with its razor sharp edges! You work at a maid café in your spare time. Loli Green, when not finding absurd ways to handle guns, you work as a high school PE teacher. Loli Blue, though you are abnormally cheerful, you're an assassin who takes pleasure in chasing your targets down and gutting them. Loli Black, you hit like a brick house, and on your time off, you work as a professional DJ, "Miss Mix-a-Few." And finally, Loli Red. Known by the name, "Little Red Riding Slayer." That glowing sword is her weapon, and you've slayed countless creatures over the years with it.

Loli Yellow turned to him and wrote, "Please don't pad this out with our life story."

Loli Red pointed to the sky and suddenly exclaimed, "Come on, guys, its morphing time!" As the theme began playing, Loli Red touched her red watch, materializing a red spandex suit onto herself, along with a red helmet complete with a bow as she yelled, "Tsundere-chan!"

Loli Green did the same as she calmly said, "Kuudere-chan." Loli Blue followed suit as she yelled, "Yandere-chan!" Then surprisingly, Loli Yellow normally said, "Dojikko-chan." And finally, Loli Black who exclaimed, "Badass-chan!" As they finished, they united their multicoloured watches and called forth Robo Magical Girl, Moe-chan, which was formed using the five parts the girls owned. Kuudere-chan's part formed the two green arms; Yandere-chan's formed the two blue legs, Badass-chan formed the black torso, Tsundere-chan formed the red head, and Dojikko-chan's final part made a mechanical staff which Moe-chan grabbed as it landed in the middle of the street, shortly before the five girls hopped into the cockpit.

Lily had stopped to watch this, and was simply astounded by what she witnessed that she only had one thing to say. "What the hell?"

"Lovely beam!" The robot yelled as it fired a white beam from its staff which Lily dodged before punching it in the face.

"You guys are really getting on my nerves with your lame magical girl parody." Lily commented.

"Body slam!" The robot yelled as it did so on the roof of a building where Lily stood. She leaped off as she yelled, "Why are you using a wrestling move?!?"

Lily punched it again with enough force to knock them over. The rangers inside the cockpit were thrown back due to the force and Loli Red fell on top of Loli Green, who then said, "Tsundere-chan, you're wearing green again."

"S-shut up! Now's not the time to be talking about what colour my panties are!"

"Are they comfortable?"

"What the hell is wrong with you?!"

Moe-chan soon regained its composure and charged at Lily, yelling, "Pork chop sandwiches!"

"Look, will you morons stop and listen to me for one moment!" Lily shouted at the top of her lungs. The Loli Rangers agreed to this and stopped a few feet from her. Lily sighed in relief as they did so and hopped onto a building. "Look, I know you have a job to do, but could you let this one slide? I really need this, because I'm not even human anymore, and I figured since this was able to open a gate to another dimension, maybe it could fully heal me and I could go back to living normally. You don't understand how you can't visit your friends and family because they would find out you've turned into a freak! I beg of you, would you let me try to get my life back and be with my loved ones again?"

Loli Green, Black, Yellow and Blue were clearly depressed after hearing her out. Green turned to Loli Red and said, "What do you think, Tsundere-chan?" Red was currently whipping tears from her eyes and trying not to cry as she said, "N-no, I'm not crying! I just have something in my eye! Okay, we'll let this one go, but next time there'll be no excuses!"

"Really?" Lily replied. "Thanks! And here I thought you guys were evil."

"We're neither." Loli Blue began. "We just work for however is paying us. But we have to go now, so bye-bye, crazy lady!" She waved as Moe-chan turned around and flew off.

"So what now, Tsundere-chan? Don't we need that money?" Loli Black asked.

"Don't worry, we'll get it. There are always other jobs available for us." She then smiled. "For now, let's see what's available at Lolita Academy." They flew off over the horizon in their giant robot.