(A/N: Wow. Really freaking wow. I said I was gonna pull the plug and I got more reviews than I thought I would ever get in a year. Wow. And I'm soo sorry for being a bitch. Thank you very much to stephanie89 for giving me the kick in the ass that I really needed. She pointed out to me that insulting the people who actually do read my stories is not the best way to get reviews. Thank you for being pretty much the only person willing to tell me to shut my trap and not be such bitch [paraphrasing here. Not her exact words, but I got the drift.] Thank you to everyone who reviewed. I don't know if I would have made through the week if I couldn't post anything. God, my friends would slap me silly if they could hear me right now. ANYWAY, I'm sorry being a total and complete bitch. Please please forgive me and don't have me drawn and quartered. I like being in one piece. I know this story is really shitty, but I promise I will update more. I wrote almost three stories in school. Oh, and I got a request from greenlover2 that should be up ASAP once I finish it. Sorry about the long Author's Note. Love to you all!)
Minnnerrrrrvaaa…
Oh shit. You're wasted, aren't you?
Maybee…
…
HI! WHATSUPWITHYOU? I'MGREATANDHOPEYOU'RETHEREORIMIGHTGOINSANE!
Merlin's saggy balls, what are you on?
IDUNNO! *bounces in chair*
…
Dude, I took the biggest shit just the other day! I mean, it smelled like ½ digested sulfur. And then Fawkes flew in and –BAM!- he was back to his creepy little chick self. Yeah, it was bad-ass. LEMON DROPS!
Shit.
Yeah! It was nasty. And then the best part was—IT WOULDN'T GO DOWN!
*pukes into wine*
Yucky… But the shit's still in there. Merlin, I think it's been there for 3 days…
Uh… yuck.
I think the fumes are getting to me…
Merlin save us if it's anything like the time you snorted Pixi stix or whatever those things were called.
Yeah…
*Apparates to Hogsmeade*
*stalks you to Hogsmeade*
WHAT THE HELL?
I dunno.
