(A/N: Hey people! I'm sorry that I haven't updated in forever. I've had my first serious case of writers block since I got this account. That's almost a month. So, I have hopes of getting this less and less often, preferably down to once or twice a year. I hope you have a good summer!)

Minerva?

Mhm?

Is there something you were going to inform me of?

No, nothing comes to mind. Why?

You never informed me of what happened in your fifth year.

And what was that? Besides, you were a teacher there. How is it I did anything you didn't know about?

You're just that good. You never told me…

In the name of Merlin's saggy left ball, what?

The year I was gone, you 'accidentally' knocked a chandelier down.

Wha… Oh. Yeah, about that…

Yes.

Didn't anyone ever tell you about that?

No. I didn't know until it cropped up in conversation with Phineaus.

That rat bastard portrait in your office? How did he hear about that?

Phineaus would like to convey his indignation at being referred to as a 'rat bastard'.

Tell him that I do not lie. I merely speak the truth.

He is most offended.

Suck it up and deal with it, jackass.

Minerva? Where did Phineaus go?

He is currently residing in his portrait in my office.

Oh. That's not good, is it?

No, no it isn't.

What's he doing?

Cursing at me. What's that one tongue-tying thing again?

I seem to have forgotten.

You really should try to remember it. Especially if you don't want to be castrated with a wooden spoon.

You like that phrase, don't you?

I have been using it a bit. Very well. Remember that spell or I will have to castrate you with stolen dentures.

Yucky…

Damn straight. Now tell me.

I honestly don't know.

Accio Dentures!

You must keep me informed on the fallen chandelier. I must know if that's true. But I'll start running now. AARGH!

(A/N: Want to know about the chandelier? Review. I love you all and apologize for not updating sooner. I wasn't sure how I wanted to go about this chappie. On the upside, I've been working on a whole bunch of new fanfictions. Some angst, some fluff. Fluff should be up soon. Cookies, cake, and coffee to you all!)