(A/N: Hey! I'm sorry I haven't updated in forever. 'Forever' being about 2 or 3 days. I've been writing new stuff, and typing up old stuff. I'll be working on posting more stuff soon. Only about 1/3 of the fanfiction I've written has been posted. I'm working on that, I promise. I would like to apologize for having many of this sound childish and immature. Please forgive me for getting like that. I'm trying to work on it, really I am. Anyhow, cheesecake and chocolate to you all! [It was my half-birthday a few days ago, and I wanted to give you all my cheesecake and chocolate] And by the way, I decided to do some changing. Aberforth and Minerva are no longer married. She is married to OC named Nigel. Sorry to all Aberforth/Minerva shippers, but it was just too weird when I realized that made Minerva and Albus brother/sister-in-law. Scary…)

Now Minerva…

Huh?

About that chandelier incident? I asked Phineaus, and he informed me that I am to ask you.

Oh. Damn him.

Yeah… I think we've established that.

Xiomara, Poppy, Pomona and I were all bored that year. Like, so bored we considered watching paint dry. Or worse: Studying. So, we decided to try loosening the chandelier, and charming it so that after someone walked under it, it would fall after they had passed. We went to our classes, and everything was good. Later, we found that Binns had walked under it. Then he had turned around. It smashed his head. And that is why he is now a ghost.

Wow. Ouch.

Yeah… Still, it does kind of improve the attention paid in his classes. I mean, now the students actually look up when he enters the classroom.

Yet again… ouch.

Yup. How did you not find out about that until now?

Um… I actually don't know?

Hm… it might have something to do with Mara threatening to hex anyone who spoke a word about it. Thank God we aren't speaking about it.

Yeah. Still, why do I have the feeling that she is about to intrude upon this conversation?

Uh oh. Shit…

I think we're good.

One would hope so.

God I can't take it any more. Hey y'all :D

Is nothing private anymore?

It would appear not.

Damn straight bitches! *punker rock hand symbol; sticks tongue out*

Dear God in Heaven! She's gone completely round the bend.

And since when was this a new occurrence?

She does have a point Minnie.

DON'T CALL ME MINNIE!

But why? Nigel does.

And what on Earth would ever give you that impression?

I can hear you shouting at him over the Floo network.

This castle has that thin of walls?

I don't think it does. I can't hear you.

Albus, you're always gone. You don't have anything to contribute to this conversation. Shut up.

Mara, what makes you think you can talk to me like that?

Because Minerva does.

And what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

Huh?

Muggle saying.

Oh. The certainly have a lot of those, don't they?

I think they do.

Yeah. Damn, I have to go. My cubs are still partying.

Where do they find the energy? It's almost 5 in the morning.

I dunno. Maybe they found a way to intravenously take tequila?

More importantly, why are we still up?

Fair point. 'Night.

Night. I'm off to shag my dear hubby.

Okay. Tell Severus I say hi.

Night.