Immortal Undeath
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to DC or Marvel. I own Farrah/Persiana, Leon/Crisis, and Bast.
Chapter 7: Deal with the Devil
Superman and the others were outside Crucifer's tomb. Satana was busy filing her nails; the red-headed half-demon wore a dark smile as she watched the others talk amongst themselves. Some of the heroes, like Bast were extremely vocal about what they should do with Satana. The goddess of felines glared murderously at Bast,
"I say we torture her for the information."
Barda had her weapon drawn as well,
"Agreed."
Superman shook his head,
"No, that's not what we do."
Leon added,
"Besides, I think you would succeed in turning her on. No, there has to be another way."
Zatanna shrugged,
"I don't see how. Anyone that succumbs to a succubus has their life force drained. No one can recover from that. We would be sacrificing someone just to give her a good time."
War Machine said,
"I'm not a fan of the idea myself. There's no way to know if Satana's information is reliable, anyway. For all we know, she could be working with Crucifer."
Crisis looked back at the succubus for a moment, and Satana waved playfully at the red-eyed young man. The swordsman looked back and said,
"There's only one option we have available."
Batman said,
"And, what's that?"
Leon began walking towards Satana,
"Give her what she wants."
The other League members were a little confused and the Man of Steel asked,
"What do you mean, 'give her what she wants'? Leon?"
Crisis smirked and said,
"Satana, I've decided to hear you out."
The succubus grinned,
"Finally. You always could see the right way out of this situation. Now, before I give you the information, I want something first. I'm hungry and want someone to eat."
Her lips grinned and she laughed at how Leon had an uncomfortable look on his face,
"Oh, relax, Leon. Despite the bad boy reputation you've developed, I'm saving you for later. But, I want a real man to please me now."
She then eyed Superman and whispered,
"How about him?"
Leon nodded,
"I'll set it up."
Satana clapped her hands excitedly,
"Yay! I finally get to see if he really is a Man of Steel!"
She scampered off and Superman said,
"There is no way I'm sleeping with her. I'm a married man."
Crisis looked right back at Clark without saying a word. As they began to fly off, Crisis had a sinister smirk on his face. He had a plan…
Back at the Howling Commandos' base…
Satana's arrival at the base was not without controversy, to say the least. Bast grumbled to herself,
"I find it distasteful trusting her."
Leon shook his head,
"I don't like it either. But, it's the only option we have."
Satana was jumping up and down like a school girl,
"Oh, this is so perfect! I love it so much! My own Man of Steel!"
The Last Son of Krypton groaned,
"Why me?"
Leon said,
"Now, Satana. There's a room nearby. Just go there and prepare yourself. Superman will join you shortly."
Satana could not get away fast enough as she streaked off, leaving a trail of hellfire in her wake. It soon died down, but left a clear path of ash to follow. Clark was adamant,
"There is no way I am doing this."
Leon nodded,
"I know that."
Batman then figured it out,
"You know that's dangerous."
Barda shook her head,
"What are you talking about?"
Crisis then turned to Zatanna,
"I need you to do me a favor."
A few minutes had gone by and Satana was pacing the room, thinking about what to do when Superman showed up. She snapped her fingers, saying,
"What outfit should I wear?"
In a pillar of hellfire, her clothes changed to a sexy school girl outfit, then she changed again to a sexy police officer's outfit, and then, she changed into a cheerleader. Finally, she decided on her own clothes and grinned,
"What can go wrong with a classic?"
The door then opened and Satana squealed,
"Oh, there you are! Take me now!"
The silhouette of Superman appeared in the room, complete with the flowing cape. Satana jumped up and down, excited to say the least,
"Show me why they call you Superman!"
The door then slammed shut and an annoying voice screamed,
"Hey! You're not Bea Arthur!"
It was Deadpool, wearing a long flowing cape!
Outside, Zatanna had finished chanting a spell, creating a sort of magical prison for the two of them. Just to make things safe, several locks and boards were put up on the door into the windowless room. A series of shouts could be heard, mostly coming from Satana,
"YOU TRICKED ME, LEON! WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS, YOU'RE DEAD!"
Leon began chuckling,
"Don't you just love it when a plan comes together?"
Superman said,
"That wasn't fair, you know. Tricking Deadpool and Satana in the same room."
Batman added,
"But, Deadpool had the best chance of surviving any of Satana's draining abilities. Either they'll end up killing each other, or making love."
Several loud curses could be heard, followed by banging on the walls. Crisis shrugged,
"Right now, I don't think we should care about which."
Farrah came by,
"What's with all the noise?"
Leon said,
"Well, Satana's in there-."
A loud growl came from the lioness. Persiana grumbled,
"She's here?"
Leon continued,
"Relax; I tricked her into sleeping with Deadpool. It's all good."
Persiana shook her head,
"Leon, I love you and everything, but tricking Deadpool and Satana to be in the same room together is bad. Hell, putting those two in the same reality is a bad idea."
Crisis folded his arms,
"What is the worst thing that could happen?"
Batman said,
"You're the precog. You tell us."
Leon shook his head,
"That's not how my powers work. It just comes to me."
Barda asked,
"So, what do we do now?"
Leon said,
"Now, we wait."
Next Chapter:
Crisis faces the consequences of his actions when Satana and Deadpool get out of the room. Stay tuned, fellow readers!
