(A/N: Sorry about the long delays. I've been working on some other one-shots, and also posting some stuff under MiniBuzzy, an account I share with my friend Miriflowers. Go read her stuff. And read IWannaDream-Forever's stuff. Both are good people, and good writers. Lots of happiness to you all!)

Minerva?

What? I'm in the middle of class.

Oh. Okay then.

*sighs* What?

I just miss talking to you.

All of 4 minutes ago we were talking in the staff room.

But I miss your handwriting.

You poor thing.

Minerva?

Yes?

I love you.

Damn it Albus. I'm freaking married.

Who are you married to?

What's that supposed to mean?

Erm… so how's the class behaving?

Don't change the subject.

Well, you said that Nigel was giving you Hell about hanging out with me.

So?

But I'm pretty sure you are married to Aberforth.

Oi. Aberforth is a good friend of my husband's. Nigel is my husband.

Okay.

Am I that much of a slut?

I sincerely hope you are not hiding under my desk again.

I might not be…

Do you really want me to humiliate you in class?

I'm the one who would be humiliated?

It's not nice to growl. You're scaring the students.

Shut your mouth.

No thank you.

Me thinks that the Marauders would like to point out your hair is out of its bun. And may I say you look particularly spagniforous today.

What?

Splendiforous.

Shut up, lest I rip the beard from your chin.

NOT THE BEARD!

You running screaming from my classroom is rather amusing. I do believe you have just made my day.

Happy to be of assistance. I'll just be hiding someplace.

You better not be in my room again.

Damn.