For Parents

-Don't remarry. You think you're in love, and then your new spouse gets all 'Oooo, your children are better looking' and tries to kill them. A bit of a relationship damper, if'n yah ask me.

-Conversely, it is okay to marry a murderous witch as long as they're rich and are royalty. Then who cares about the kids?

-Don't worry if your child is old enough to wield a pickax and has never tried speaking. That's perfectly ordinary.

-Name your children according to what you want them to be like when they grow up.

-Don't name your child Dopey.

For Witches

-Always trust a mirror that doesn't reflect your face when you ask if you're fair.

-Always label your boxes, so you can keep your fair maiden hearts separate from their livers.

-Instead of using a potion to make you fairer, make yourself old and ugly and murder everyone fairer than you.

-Arguing with a magic mirror will always work, seeing as, you know, you totally know oh so much more than it.

-Birds make good company.