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ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE.

Chapter Sixteen.

Bella's POV.

"Look dear. It's an orgy."

Instantly anger filled me. I tightened my hold on Emmett's shirtless body and turned to face the unwanted additions.

"Why hello Rosalie, Edward. What brings you here?" Jasper asked in his Southern twang. Alice was still licking his neck and was doing a very good job at ignoring them. Sangeetta and Varsha both had restraining holds on Jacob and Seth since it looked like the wolves wanted to beat Assward and Slutie into the next century.

Huffing slightly, Alice pulled away from Jasper to look at us girls with a little evil smirk on her face.

"Ladies," Alice purred, "the reason that I am doing this," she pointed at Jasper's neck, "is because it is pissing them off and eventually they will just up and leave. So come along and help. I want them to leave sooner than later."

"Alice," I slurred still holding on to a livid Emmett, "Emmett's my brother. I can't help since it would be wrong."

"We'll blame it on the alcohol later but we need your help or else it will fail," she screamed dramatically drawing the attention of one of the bouncers.

"Is everything alright?" he asked clearly concerned since Emmett probably gave him a cool sum of thousand dollars.

"Let me ask you something." I slurred. Stumbling I made my way over to the bouncer and leaned against him like we were the best of friends.

"You see that guy there, who looks like he's never seen a pussy in his life?" I asked the bouncer causing Jake's drink to come straight back out through his nose.

Cautiously the bouncer nodded since it was clear to everyone I was hammered but according to Alice, we'll blame it on the alcohol.

"Well, his name is Edwin…………………..I think. And the blonde certified hooker next to him………………………Yup she's a hooker alright," I continued as the bouncer looked shocked, "her name is Slutie…………… I mean Rosalie."

"Well here's the deal right……………..Now make sure and follow me. Ready?" I asked waiting for him to respond.

By this time Edward and Rosalie was literally sending out smoke signals through their ears while the rest of my family were rolling in laughter.

When he nodded, I bent over a table and called him forward to explain my problem as if it was the master plan for world domination.

"Okay……………so here's the problem. I was supposed to marry Edwardo and Slutzillar was married to that fine male specimen over there named…………….well for this story let's call him Dr. McSteamy. He's a doctor you know." I said pointing towards Emmett who was probably enjoying my drunkenness a little too much.

"But I'm off tracking. Anyway I was supposed to marry miniscule Eddie over there when I found out that he was having an affair with Plastic Surgery Hooker Barbie. So I was destroyed and all as well as Dr. McSteamy over there and then I found out that all he wanted was a kid from me and then if I died in child birth then nothing was wrong with that. I mean, it's an everyday thing for people to be happy if their soul mate dies." I said throwing my hands into the air.

Huffing, I leaned against the bouncer with my elbow on his shoulder and put on a sad broken expression on my face. The result: a pissed of bouncer.

"Sir, Madam, I am going to have to ask you to leave." He said pointedly towards Rosalie and Edward.

"What?" Rosalie shrieked completely taken by surprise.

"You have to leave." He repeated coldly.

"You are going to believe that drunken whore over us?" Edward interjected.

I laughed as the bouncer grabbed Edward by his shirt collar. He couldn't hurt the bouncer in public so he just had to play along.

But what I wasn't expecting was the fact that Emmett was then pulling Edward to face him after grabbing him from the bouncer.

"If I were you Edward, I would choose my words wisely."

"Why should I Emmett? She's a whore. Plain and simple."

And then all hell broke loose.

Suddenly a pair of inhumanly strong arms pulled me away from a fighting Emmett and Edward. In less than a second, I was standing on the couch away from where Jasper, Jacob, Seth and Emmett were cheerfully beating Edward to death and away from where it looked like Rosalie was being turned into vampire mince meat by Alice, Sangeetta and Varsha.

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a group of bouncers walking forward to stop the fight but since I knew it was impossible to stop, I walked over to them and told them to just close the door for a while and that the fight will soon end and that we would pay for the damage.

Sighing, I followed the bouncers out and made my way over to the bar where I ordered an Asshole Boyfriend (ironic isn't it). I had neither any idea how long I sat at the bar and drank nor how many drinks I had. All I knew was that I was drunk and the fight was yet to finish and I was pissed.

"Hey bar guy, can I have a Liquid Viagra, a Faked Orgasm and eight tequila shots in the VIP room in five minutes?"

Without even waiting for an answer, I made my way back to the room even though I had to stop several times because my vision blurred.

Forcibly, or as forcibly as a feather, I pushed the door open only to find that the room had been completely decimated.

"WHAT DID YOU DO?" I screamed in horror. At this point, I had no control over my actions and gave in to my alcohol high.

Dramatically, I fell to the floor, successfully ending the fight.

"Bella?" Jacob asked cautiously since Alice and Jasper had both Edward and Rosalie in a head lock.

"You killed it. You killed it. YOU FUCKING MURDERS. YOU KILLED IT!!!!!!"

"Alice," they all turned simultaneously to a laughing Alice, "what did we kill?" Jasper asked.

"The plastic swan she got in her pink panties and hearts drink." She said tightening her hold on Rosalie's neck.

"She's gone. Mulan's gone." I cried. "Emmett, Mulan is gone." I cried running over to him and throwing myself into his arms.

"Bella," He asked, "we've been here for about four hours. How much did you drink?"

Childishly, I raised my fingers and began to count.

"1, 2, 4, 6, 7, 9, 8, 52…………………. I don't know. I lost count." I said.

"Come on Bells. I think you've had enough."

"No, no, no." I sang as I danced away from them.

At that moment a waitress came with the new order of drink and left quickly after seeing the state of the room.

Jovially and drunkenly, I walked up to the tray were I retrieved the Liquid Viagra and the Faked Orgasm and walked over to Rosalie and Edward.

"Here you guys go. I thought it would help you later you know." I said before taking a shot of tequila myself.

"What is it?" Rosalie sneered.

"Well, I got a Liquid Viagra for Edward, SINCE HE CAN'T PERFORM and a Faked Orgasm SINCE THAT'S ALL YOU DO." I answered innocently, well except for the parts where I screamed and drew attention to us.

I looked on in shock as they both bent their heads in embarrassment from my out burst and I instantly felt bad. GOD…………………WHY WAS I SUCH A SAINT?!?!?!?!

"You know what," I said with the little functioning brain cells I had left, "why are you two here? Even if you were in Vegas, why were you here, in this bar at this time? I could continue doing this berate and belittle you but every one here knows that when I wake up tomorrow after my drinking spree and I realize what I had done and how much I had hurt you, even though you are both heartless beast, I am going to feel terrible. You hurt me Edward, in ways that you can't even begin to comprehend. When I saw you tonight, all I wanted to do was beat the holy hell out of you but know I pity you. So screw you. Join the club or not, all I know is that I am going to get drunker…………………. If that is even a word. Bye."

Before I made my escape to the dance floor to dance off some of my frustrations, I was caught in the iron grip of Emmett's hard, muscular, totally delicious arms. SEX GOD……………… Bad drunk Bella!!!!!

"HOLD IT LITTE PETUNIA…………….. We are taking you home now."

"Firstly, "I huffed, "I am not a petunia. I'm a lily. Secondly, no we are not going back now. Thirdly home as in home or home as the hotel? Fourthly, you all are so confused. You guys want me to have fun and then when I'm having fun, you all tell me not to have fun. Confused, I tell you. Confused."

"Okay, lily. But we still have to go back to the hotel. You have the next thirteen nights to get pissing drunk but if you continue to get drunk tonight you are going to die of alcohol poisoning."

"Okay fine. We are getting drunk tomorrow night as well." I said holding out my arms to lift me up since my vision was now seriously blurring.

Swiftly, he lifted me up and threw me unto his shoulders allowing me to get an up close view of his ass which left me giggling like an idiot. YUM!!!!!!

Lifting my head slightly, I could see all the couples following behind me, each wearing a mask of horror and panic.

"What's going on?" I hiccupped.

"Nothing. Why do you ask?" Emmett replied.

"You all are looking constipated. That's why."

"Emmett we have to get her back to the hotel soon and in bed before they reach. They are not going to be happy with this. They trusted us and now we trashed a VIP room which will cost four hundred thousand to fix and you had to damage Edward and we left Bella on her own to drink. So since we are already in so much trouble as it, no of which they will blame on Bella, could you please hurry before it gets worst."

"But it already has."

Was that? Could it be?

Lifting my head, I came face to face with my executioners

I'M DEAD.

And now my people the shit has hit the fan