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Comissioner Gordon's brother Comissioner John was sitting at cumputer shawping for money. Sudently he got email from Comissioner Gordon. "Brother our brother Morgan Freeman isinprizoned by the evil forces of villians! We need to help Batman shave him."

Comissioner John Freeman thn got in AMC Pacer and drove to Gotham to meet Comissioner Gordan Freeman. "I am here brother." Comissioner John Freeman said to Comissioner Gordon Freeman.

They meet Batman and Batcousin in center of ham. "We are gsdja here" said the Freemans. "Good" say Batman. "We must find bad guys now and rekill Too-Face again."

"I has idea wear are villians being at now" Said Batcousin as she began to sweat in tight bikini. "Let's go."

Batman, Batcousin, and the Freemans go to a bar called Teh Mad Hater's bar four evil people.

"You r right Batcuosin." Batman sex. "I see villiwans here. We must see if Killer Cork went in here."

Batman goes up to bartender. "Can you tell me if Killer Clock is here?" Batman ask him.

"No" bartender yell. "Because you are Batman and me am Mad Hater."

"Oh no!" Batman cry.

Bartender pulls out tommy gun and shoot Batman, but Batcousin jump in way and bullets stop because they don't want to hert her.

"Good thing bulltes nice or you wuld lose boobs." Said Batman.

Batcousin then take wepon and turn Mad Hater into pile of ash.

Everyone clap except Joker who stab Batman with fork in soldur.

"I has dying Batcousin!" Batman say to Batcousin.

"I can heal you Batman." Say Batcousin woh heals Batman.

"I feel even better than has ever." Batman say and punch Joker.

"Ow!" Joker says. "Why so Serious?"

Batcousin kick joker and he catch and fire and die.

Now Batman break down door and see Riddler and his cousin Riddlercousin.

"One of us always lies" Riddler say.

"And one of us tell truth." Riddlercousin say.

"You're both lying and you should feel very bad four lying." Said Batcousin.

"Wow I no didn't even think no that yes." That say Batman.

"We is sorry." Riddler and Riddlercousin say and die.

Killer Croc enters rom.

"I still has Morgan Freeman and I won't let him go." He crack L.

"Let him go!" Freemans say.

"No I will not let him go." Croc say.

"Let him go!" Freemans say.

"No I will not let him go." Croc say.

"Let him go!" Freemans say.

"No I will not let him go." Croc say.

"Let him go!" Freemans say.

"No I will not let him go." Croc say.

"Let me go." Morgan Freeman shout but Croc run away with him.

Batcosuin fire wepon at Croc but he is too strong.

As Croc run away he says "And I steel Jonas Brothers too! Now Girls will cry and recession will become depression!"

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