Batman and Batcousin and Comissioner Gordon Freeman and Comissioner John Freeman and Liam Neeson get to bassmint amd find Morgan Freeman.
"You has saved me!" Morgan Freeman yell, but Bane come and attack and slam Batcousin against ground.
"I has got this!" Batman yell and pull out pistol and exploreded Bane head.
"I be not hurt been." Batcousin say.
They unite Morgan Freemans dopes and take him offchair.
"I free." Morgan Freeman say.
Then they free bands and Tom and other people and the bassmint.
Everyone cheer accept Batcousin.
"Whayt is matter?" Batman ask Batcousin.
"All these problems were because men and guns exist and earth have them." Batcousin say. "Men and guns can nothing good do."
"What you say?" Liam Neeson supriseafully reshout.
"I am sorry men but I am going to have to kill you and kill guns and then earth be perfect and happy because women cannot kill people and be evil and guns only kill good people." Batcousin apolologize.
Then sudantly Hanna Montana say "I am now Batcyrus and I will kill evil men for being eivl."
"And I will help!" Jusitn Beebeer yell and they all grabe guns and fyr at Batman.
Batman and The Freemans and Liam Neeson and Cannibal Corpse dodge but Jonas Brothers and Justin Bieber die and Tom gets injured and goes ow.
"I will go to the hospital." Tom say while crawl aawat.
Batcousin and Batcyrus take Justin Bieber body ans drag it away and they run toward Girlmobile. "We will still kill all you men and guns." Batcsouin shout.
Batcousin and Batcryus get into Girl mobile but drop Jutin Bieber body on sydewalk. Catwimman and Poison IV and Harley Quinn and Riddlercousin hop in there car two.
Man on TV say "Batman, World is undering attack by evil forces of Batcousin. Go to fight them to aids us." and Batman knew that now was his time to help because television never lies.
Alfred came. He say "I am going to hlep and I came."
Soon Bane get up and say " I shall help men because I am man and I help you."
Then Batman and Comissioner Gordon Freeman and Comissioner John Freeman and Morgan Freeman and Liam Neeson and Cannibal Corpse and Alfred and Bane and the TV go and get ready for big war between gender.
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