It's the biggest, brightest most Amazing place I have ever been I never expected itTo be like this, It's like every major monument packed in one city. The Effile Tower, Statue of Liberty and many other things. I've never been outside of the town of Forks until now I never knew the world could be this exiting. When I was four my mother passed away in a robbery, they needed a getaway car and hers was the closest. It was the first exiting thing to happen in that small town, so exiting it took my mother. A shot to the chest, they try to tell my it was quick and painless but I've done well enough in science to where I know it wasn't.

Fourteen years later and I'm sitting in the backseat of a convertible being held hostage by a fashion obsessed pixie, with my bet friend Rose trying to keep me from strangling her while she sings along to Brittney Spears.

I mean rely Brittney?

"This Kitten Got Your Tong Tied In Knots I See, Spit It Out Cuz I'm Dying For Company" she belts the vocals out like a drunken nun on karaoke night.

"Oh dear God, Make it stop, Your in fashion not music. Good thing too because your music would need to come with ear plugs!" Rose barked

"Rose be nice" I scolded

"I am being nice I'm saving us from wasting money on hearing aids I'm not sixty I still need to hear things." She snapped back.

"Rose" I warned

"Fine, sorry Alice you know I love you."

"It's okay I forgive you."

"Good now lets get to the hotel drop this stuff off, go to the store so Ali can shut up about it and then comeback get ready then hit the clubs. Wahoo" I planned out.

"Go team fashion pixies" Alice squealed


"Ali, No"

"Come on it's cute"

"No Alice"

"But it clings to your ass just right hot guys will be grabbing it then taken you home so they can spank it. COME ON!"

"Why would I want them to spank my ass?" I questioned

"I know I could I need a nice good long spanking" Rose mumbled

"ROSE!" Alice and I exclaimed

"Oh God I didn't say that out loud did I?"

"Oh yeah you did" Alice snickered

I love times like this. You know the ones where you can draw attention away from yourself so you can sneak the clothes back onto the rack so the evil pixie wont force you to wear it.

"Oh no you don't, we will get this dress, and you will wear it tonight you hear me Isabella Marie Swan." Alice sniped

"Fine!"


A/N:I hope you liked it and please feel free to leave reviews/