Voldemort remained undeterred despite his previous failure at securing the beautiful Dolores Umbridge's heart.

After the flowers disaster, Voldemort had no idea what to do next.

He decided to ask at the next Death Eater meeting. After pulling Bellatrix aside after the meeting, he ushered her into an empty room.

"So, Bellatrix.", he said, sneering slightly.

"If I, say, hypothetically, were to fall in love, what would, er, HYPOTHETICALLY make a good gift to the woman who has captured my heart? Erm, hypothetically of course?"

Bellatrix swooned. "Why, Master, you should send her chocolates, and write her a letter telling her EXACTLY how you feel, and then you should…"

"That's enough, Bella", he said, cutting her off as she smiled at him adoringly, sure he was talking about her. Bellatrix looked slightly disappointed, Voldemot noticed, but he didn't really care. She was his best and most loyal servant, probably just disappointed that she hadn't done enough for her Lord that day.

Besides, he didn't have time to care. After taking polyjuice potion so that he could shop incognito, he apparated to Hogsmeade. It was time to hit Honeydukes.

The disguised Dark Lord stepped into the shop. It was packed, with brightly colored candy everywhere, and as it was magical candy, it flew, exploded, emitted odd noises, and glittered. Voldemorts head began to spin. He definitely wasn't cut out for this "love" business. He grabbed a nearby employee by the hair and she showed him to the Chocolate section.

He couldn't believe how many there were! Every size, every flavor, and he had no clue which ones his darling Dolores would prefer, and he was starting to get a headache from being in the shop for so long. Suddenly, he saw it. He grabbed a package and disapparated. Luckily, it was crowded enough that nobody realized he'd left without bothering to pay.

When he looked upon his selection, he smiled. "Fudge Flies", he thought, "Perfect!"

Nothing could go wrong now!