Okay, I'm REALLY REALLY REALLY sorry how long it took for me to update. I'm a terrible horrible person who has almost completely abandoned FanFiction until now. I'm sorry. It won't happen again :P
Voldemort spent the rest of the day working on a letter to Dolores, making sure to tell her how he truly felt. He realized that his previous letter had been too abrupt and straightforward. Also, he'd stolen the wrong blasted card from Hallmark!
He made a mental note to find out who owned the Hallmark company and to go give them a good crucio, but his current goal was to woo Dolores, hopefully before any other man could see her beauty and how wonderful she was, and try to win her over. She was HIS.
"I think you are the most beautiful woman I have ever laid eyes on. You are so remarkable toadlike and I think that is beautiful. The way you waddle around is so alluring. I think you are the most wonderful person I have ever laid eyes on. The way your hair hands limply down from your head like dead strands is simply stunning. I like dead things. I think I am in love with you. Please, how many muggles must I kill to win your heart?
From,
A Secret Admirer
PS-I hate Harry Potter too!"
"It's perfect!", Voldemort smiled at the paper. He folded it in half, drew a skull on the front, and addressed it "To Dolores".
He then quickly scribbled another note, and stuck it to the front of the Fudge Fly box.
Time to head back to the Ministry and try again. Voldemort had a good feeling this time. He'd written a perfect love note, and gotten Chocolates-what could go wrong now?
I promise there won't be another super-long wait for Chapter 5. Thank you to anyone who's still reading this story despite the huge gap, and to any new readers! Feedback is appreciated. As well as ideas for potential future seduction attempts Voldy could try!
