Day 10.
Me: Hey guys! Sorry I've been bogus for six days. My bad...
Alicia: Bogus? WE'RE STARVING AND NEED A SHOWER, AND YOU'VE KEPT US HERE AGAINST OUR WILL! MY DADDY IS SO SUEING YOU! (shakes fist at ceiling.)
Me: Righttt... Ready to answer some questions? (laughs when everyone groans)
Derrington: Dude, I'm SO not answering any questions until I get something to eat!
Me: If you're a good boy and answer all your questions honestly on the first try, maybe I'll give you a little extra food.
Dylan: (perks up) Food? OMG, FOOD! (starts doing happy dance)
Me: Yeah... Alright, here's the first question from Hayden-Rose Knight to Cam: I demand you tell me that secret you're making Claire hold inside. DEMAND!
Cam: (blinks nervously) NO! I can't! (room get's smaller)
Me: I'm going to put Massie back into human form. Maybe less room will make you ANSWER SOONER! (Massie turns human)
Massie: OHMYJESUS, whoever you are, I will KILL you when we get out of here!
Me: Good luck with that. CAM, ANSWER!
Cam: I told you, I can't! (room gets even smaller. Alicia's face is now in Massie's abs, Kristen is smashed between Derrick and Josh, and Claire is face-to-face with Cam)
Claire: Cam, just tell them! It's nawt that big of a deal!
Cam: No! PLEASE don't make me! (room get's smaller, and Cam begins to sob.)
Me: Oh Cammie, just spill. Once you get it off your chest, you'll feel better. Plus, you only have two tries left before... Poof.
Massie: (voice full of sass) Cam, just tell us. I promise that we'll all keep it a secret. And if they don't I'll destory them. (tries to cross arms, but gets them stuck in Kemp's legs.)
Cam: (glances around room nervously) Alright, I'll tell you. I'm... Well, I...
Claire: HE'S BI! (room goes back to normal size and everyone stares at him)
Me: Oh wow... Awkward...
Derrington: Dude, are you serious?
Cam: Yeah...
Massie: (stiffles laughter before bursting out in hysterias. Dylan, Alicia, Kristen and Kemp follow. Chris tries to hide his laughter)
Cam: STOP! THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU! (curls up in a ball)
Me: Awh, Cammie! Because I feel so bad for you now, I'mma let you go for a bit, okay?
Massie: (pauses laughter) WHAT? How can you let him go, but nawt me?
Me: Because you're kinda a bitch. (snaps fingers. a hole appears under Cam and he falls through. Massie, Derrington and Alicia try to jump in, but fail)
Alicia: That is so nawt fair! (stomps feet on ground)
Me: Life's not fair. Deal with it. Next question! This is to Massie from WhereItAllBegins: If you were dying of a disease, who would be the last person you talk to and what would you say?
Massie: (tapping chin) Hmm, I dunno... Lemme think...
Derrington: This could be a while. (snicker punches Josh)
Massie: WELL, I was going to say Derrington, but he's too immature, and I was going to say Kuh-Laire, but she's been keeping secrets from me, so I guess I would say my Mom or Dad or Bean, and I would say that I love them.
Me: Okay, that's... An acceptable answer. Next question from Hayden-Rose Knight to Alicia: Wow... You're just... WOW. As in, OMFG, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, FREAK? (snickers)
Alicia: Pfft, I'm the freak? First of aw-ll, my daddy is SO sueing you for saying that, second of all, I'm not the freak, this person holding us in here is, and third of all, I'm just trying to get to my rightful spot as Alpha, so I have to do WHATEVER it takes, thank you very much!
Me: You're still a freak. Here's the next one! This is from Pepsigirl120 to Josh: Are you gonna stay with Alicia and get married? Your kids would be soooooooooooooo cute!
Josh: No.
Alicia: WHAT?
Josh: I like Claire WAY more than you, you freaky wannabe.
Me: Rawr.
Alicia: KUH-LAIRE, YOU BITCH! (lungs for Claire. Claire and Alicia tumble around the cell, fighting)
Claire: I never meant to steal him! It's HIS choice to like me more than he likes you! Besides, you ARE a freak!
Alicia: (screams and trys to claw out Claire's eyes)
Me: Sigh... What do you think we should do with them?
Massie: Put Alicia in a tiny plastic box, but make her like... FAKE DIAMONDS! (high-fives Dylan)
Josh: Leave Claire alone, please! This wasn't her fault!
Me: Alright... But I'll make a special twist! (snaps fingers. Alicia turns into a PollyPocket, in a very tiny plastic box. Claire get's thrown to the ceiling, unable to move)
Josh: That's not what I meant!
Massie: Nice twist! (flicks the plastic box) I like how you made her the ugly one too.
Me: Thank you! And Josh, you can't have everything. Moving on! This is to Kristen - who's been very quiet - from WhereItAllBegins: What color are your eyes? Sometimes they're green, sometimes they're blue. Are they... Aquamarine? Sea green? Tell me, woman!
Kristen: (giggles) My eye's are grey-blue, but sometimes, when it's really sunny out or super rainy, they get pretty green. I dunno why...
Me: Oh, I kinda get it... That's cool! Hehe... Last Q! Okay, this is from Pepsigirl120 to Derrington: Why do you stay with that bitch Massie? Come awn, you can do so much better!
Derrington: Hmm... Maybe you're right! Massie is really bitchy and annoying and immature. Dylan, do you wanna get back together?
Dylan: OH YES! (runs over and kisses Derrington)
Me: HEY, no mixing!
Dylan: (giggles) Sorry!
Massie: DYLAN! You are SO dead! (taps fingers together in an evil manner)
Kristen: Dylan, I would watch out if I were you! The last time Massie got mad at one of us - I charted this - she
Dylan: Kuh-Risten, I don't care. (looks lovingly at Derrington)
Massie: You will.
Claire: (from ceiling) I'm SO team Massie!
Chris: This is retarded. Can Kemp and I go? They're not asking us any questions! It's pointless to keep us here!
Me: That's an interesting thought, but no. Sorry. I'm going to go now. See you all tomorr - I mean soon!
Dylan: FOOD!
Me: Oh right... Here's some pretzel M&Ms, a stale carrot cake and a raw steak... Knock yourselves out! TTFN!
alright, so what do ya'll think? did yah like it? PLEASE tell me you liked it... ;)
so, i'm going to try to update sooner, and if I don't you can yell at me. i don't mind... :)
and sorry i couldn't get to all the questions! once again, i can only do so many...
review, please? the PC and BB just love the questions... ;D
xoxo, join. me. in. the. thunder
