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Hey guys.

hope you guys like this chapter.. i know the last one was a bit boring.. but it had to be written.

And ive never been to italy (being 15 and all... BUT IM GOING WHEN IM 18!! WOOP!) so yeah... just pretend i know what im talking about.

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Chapter 8 - Italy.

Alice and Rose gasped as we appeared on the streets of Milan. My arms were still connected to theirs so i just strode forward, knowing that they'd come with me. They jerked forward and slowly began to flutter their eyes as if it was all a dream. Alice was the first to snap out of it, probably because she wanted to hurry up and start shopping. Alice wasn't one to waste time when it came down to shopping and especially in Milan.

"Are we really in Milan, Bella? Do you seriously just teleport us here" Alice said and snapped her fingers "just like that?"

"Yes, Alice. Now can we go do some shopping please while we wait for Rose to snap out of it?" I asked Alice.

"Speaking of which, do you have enough money? Or do i get to buy you your clothes?" Alice asked me. Was this her way of asking if i was poor? Ha.

"Alice. I probably have more money than Carlisle." I told Alice, amused.

"Carlies has almost 500 million dollars, Bella." Alice told me.

"In that case, i do." I told her. I had almost double the money carlisle did. One of the benifits of being the only child in an EXTREMELY wealthy family.

"How much money do you have?" Alice asked me. She looked shocked beyond recognition.

"947 Million" I said calmly. Id hadnt even spent 6 million yet, in the hundred or so years id lived. I never bothered spending much, so really, id have enough money for a few thousand years, and that if i DIDNT get a job.

"how the FUCK did you get so much money?" Alice looked like she was about to faint.. but from excitement. Odd.

"Well.. if i hadnt..." I made air quotes with my fingers "Died. Id be the Queen of England. I changed my name to swan when my parents passed and i supposidly died in a car accident ten years later. But when they died, they left me A LOT of money and i was an only child."

"your the QUEEN of ENGLAND!" lice almost screamed. Thankfully, no one near alice was paying much attention, not that they would've believed her even if they were paying attention.

"Was, but Yes. Now would you shut up? Your sorta killing the mood!" I told Alice. Just then we approached a lingerie store. Alice squealed and started pulling me and the still-out-of-it Rose into the store.

"Way to recover" I said to Alice. Lingerie was the best type of shopping, even though no one ever saw the lingerie i wore.

"We have to get you some black sexy lingerie for teasing Edward." ALice said with a smirk on her face. "And i know you like him. You can't deny it. Its obvious"

"Tell anyone.. and you die, pixie!" I said. I can be very hostile when i want to.

"Promise. Plus, its not like Edward can read it in my head.. thanx to you" ALice pointed out. I walked over to where we'd left rose and slapped her across her right cheek. Instantly, she snapped out of her daze and walked off to find some lingerie. I walked around the store and found this magnificent forest green and black lacy corset. It was zebra stripped the whole was around and it had an attachable black, skimpy skirt to it. I picked up the corset, the skimpy skirt and a pair of black silk underwear to go underneath. I walked over to Alice and she beamed at me.. giving what little encouragement i needed to put them in my basket.

"Hey, Bella" Alice called out. I walked over to the pixie to see her staring at a girl facing away from her. She had long legs which looked toned, a flat stomach and a good size chest.. though she wasn't very curvy. She was wearing a white almost-see through skirt and a black sleeve shirt over top. She has medium length black hair, it was dead straight.

"Yeah?" I asked.

"I wonder what that chick looks like in her underwear and bra" Alice said. With one click of my fingers, the long tall woman's clothes were on the floor and she was in her underwear and bra. She was wearing skin colored granny panties and a skin color c cup bra to match it. Me and Alice started laughing our asses off straight away and she looked at us weirdly in response until she realized her clothes were on the floor, which only made us laugh more when she picked them up and ran into the dressing rooms frantically.

"Ok. Your offically the best friend ever!" Alice said after she finally stopped laughing.

"Ditto" I told her. Not that i'd admit it anytime soon, but id never had a proper friend like Alice in almost 95 years. Id had friends, sure, but only bitches that wouldn't do a favor for you if your life was on the line. We finished shopping and paid for all out lingerie about an hour later and then wandered down the street, wondering if we had time to do anything else.

"If this is what we do every time we get grounded, we should get grounded a lot more." Rose said after we'd been walking down the street a while and were across the road from a beautiful park. We all giggled and then went a bit silent, all of us going into deep thought.

"We'd better get back before anyone realizes we're gone" Alice pointed out after a few minutes. She was right, we'd been gone for almost 4 hours. And we'd be needing to get ready for school in a few hours, it was almost 3.30 in the morning back in Forks.

"Your right. Ready to go?" I asked Rose and Alice.

"Yes" They said in unison. I held out my hand, my bags of shopping hanging off of my forearms. They took my hands and i closed my eyes. I opened them 5 seconds later and we were in Rose's room. We waved bye to Rose and then Alice and I were in her room.

"Bella?" Alice asked right when i was going to teleport into my room.

"Yes?" I asked.

"Can i dress you tommorrow?" Alice asked. She seemed so serious, i couldn't help but giggle.

"Sure"

"And thanks.. for Italy. It was really Fun" And when that, i teleported back into my room. School.. Lingerie... i had some idea's.

[A/N] So thats chapter 8..

anyone want to give me idea's for teasing Edward at school?

Don't make me make her kiss Mike.... ill do it if you don't review.. i will!

So now you all know that Bella is a rich biatch. :P

and WAS the queen of england.. hehe. I got bord.. wanted something no one else had done.

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