Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight. I do, however, own this story line, melissa and an 80 gig ipod with over 3, 000 songs... including elmo's world from sesame street. LOL! :P
16 reviews.. as of at the moment.
and that was probably the crapest chapter i've written.. for this story at least.
So now i know how to get reviews.. bribe with lemons. :P lol
Thanx to everyone who reviewed. i had a dance party in my head, i was so giddy. lol.
F.Y.I Currently listening to: Snoop Dogg & Justin Timberlake - signs.
hehe.
Because i love you all so much. I'll write the lemon. You better enjoy it.. and review :)
Haha. Lol. Was looking at sex quotes.. thought this one was funny: Keep in mine, my humor is probably severely damaged.
My reaction to porn films is as follows:
After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw.
After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live.
~Erica Jong, Playboy Magazine, September 1975
What's the bet, the first one confuses the shit out of you. If you get it.. Tell me in a review.. i wanna see who's clever enough to get the joke. :P Ha! Oh, And this one:
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
~Author Unknown
Chapter 15 - Stalker Bloodsucker.
Edward's Pov.
Bella crawled on to my lap and slid forward until her hips crashed into mine. Bella slid her hands up my chest, on top of my shirt, and then slid them around the back on my neck and pulled my face to hers. The kiss was sweet but urgent and longing all the same. Bella and I hadn't had sex since our first time in the meadow, though we had been going to the meadow every night where we would just lay there, in each others arms, and talk for hours on end. Sometimes we would just sit there in complete comfortable silent and stare at each other, loosing ourselves in each others eyes.
Come on, Honey. Lets go to our meadow, Im horny. Bella spoke in my mind. It was the encouragement i needed.
With pleasure. I thought. Bella got off of my lap and i took her hand on mine before walking to the parking lot at human speed. Which was torturously slow. Once we hit the tree's at the car park, we didn't bother getting in the volvo, we ran faster than ever before to out meadow.
As soon as we hit the border of the meadow, we were shedding clothing like the world depended on it. I pushed Bella up against a tree and crushed my lips into her. The familiar fire that burnt within me roared to life the moment our lips touched. I still had my pants on but Bella was only in a bright red bra and panty set which made my cock spring to life immediately. Bella ran her nails down my chest, leaving a tingly feeling where her nails her ran across my chest, and continued going south until she reached my jeans. Bella cupped my cock through my jeans, causing my hips to buck into her hand involuntarily.
Im going to suck out all the love they have.
So much so that they hate each other.
And i don't care If he doesn't like me! i'll make him!
That fucking skank will be beyond miserable!
I'll drive her out of town too. I don't need to stare at her ugly face!
I just might even kill her if she pissed me off enough!!
The thoughts entered my head like a siren call, loud and as clear as a whistle. I stopped touching Bella, assumed a protective stance over Bella and let out a loud growl in the direction the thoughts were coming from. I didn't need to see her to know it was Melissa's thoughts that i had heard. How dare she try sabotage my relationship with Bella.
Whats wrong, Edward? bella asked me through thought.
Melissa. It's all that needed to be said.
Bella's Pov.
We were in our Meadow. Edward bucked into my hand when i cupped him through his pants, and then all of a sudden he was stuff. He was in a protective stance within the second and then growled in the woods.
What's wrong, Edward? I asked in his head. If someone was coming, they'd probably hear me if i spoke out loud.
Melissa. That all he needed to say. I scanned her thoughts only to figure out she was trying to break me and Edward up. That conniving little bitch! I threw up a shield around Edward and I instinctively. No way was she getting within 3m of us.
Its on, Edward. I have a shield around us. She won't be able to come within 3m of us even if we let her. I told Edward in hopes of calming him down a bit. I wanted sexy Edward back.
Baby? Can i ask you something? Edward asked me. What a stupid question.
Of course. Shoot.
Since she is so intent on breaking us up, can we show her just how unlikely it is that, that'll ever happen? Edward asked. Huh?
What do you mean? I asked, confused.
Well, let me put it this way. Do you mind if someone watches? He asked. OH!!!
Sweet! I get to put her in her place! And its kinky too, me likey. I had a stupid grin plastered on my face. This was a brilliant idea. Kinky and guaranteed to piss her off. Melissa came into view and i made her body freeze where she could see. I'd like to see her fuck with Edward and I after this, i thought to myself. A confused and highly frustrated look was on her face, but it only made this even more hilarious. No one tries to steal MY boyfriend, Game On.
[A/N] Too Far???
Your going to have to tell me before i write the next chapter... there is still time to change it.
I wrote my plot line today :) up until now i was just making it up as i go.. but now theres a story line. And if everything goes to plan.. there should be about 40 - 50 chapters.
46 according to the plot line.. but some chapters might be longer.. and other might be smaller.
Weather the next chapter is kinky or not... there WILL be a lemon. It was supposed to be this chapter (SORRY) but i wanted to see what you guys thought before i plunge into the deep end!
I don't want to horrify you all.
So review and tell me what you think!!!!!!
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Peace.
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