I own nothing! I don't own Harry Potter or Alice In Wonderland, or any of the characters in either one! I just own the Snape family members (except for Severus, of course), and the other OC's.
"So, what exactly is an Absolem?" Eileen asked, and they stared at her. "And who, or what, are you lot?"
"I'm Tweedledee, and that's Tweedledum," one of the two said, and Eileen looked between the two to figure out which one was which.
"I'm Nivens," the white hare said, "The blue dodo's Ualliem, the pink flamingo is… what is your name?"
"Uriah," he scowled. "Anyways, you have a wand, yes?"
"Yeah, it's in its sheath," she scowled. "Why? How'd you know I was a witch?"
"It was foretold," one shuddered. "That a wielder of a wand would wield the Vorpal sword and slay the Jabberwocky. What is your name?"
"Eileen," she said confused. "Why?"
"Not the daughter of a snake, are ye?" Mallymkuns asked fearfully, and Eileen blinked.
"My father is often called a 'stupid snake' since he has done his best to personify it and can speak the language of the snakes, but he's still… barely human," she said honestly.
"Absolem will know," the rabbit repeated.
"Alright, that's it! What's an Absolem? And don't you dare tell me that you don't know or I'll hex you to next week!" Eileen said stopping cold and yanking her hand to draw her wand.
"We're almost to him," the dodo soothed, "Peace. We will not bring harm upon someone who could possibly be our hero to save us from her."
"This is my dream!" Eileen snorted. "I'll wake up back in Hyrule in no time!"
She pinched her arm and reopened her eyes to find the twins doing double takes and blinking stupidly at her. She growled angrily and let them lead her away, even though she wanted to go back to Hyrule and strangle Sheik for dragging her to this place where people were so damn pushy.
Twenty yards later, Eileen found out what they were talking about. It was in a cloud of blue smoke, and looked as though it were higher than a kite. Then she noticed just what it was – a caterpillar.
"Who are you?" he asked, and she noticed that he sounded just like her Uncle Severus.
"Absolem?" she asked confused.
"No, you are not Absolem. I am Absolem. Stupid girl" he said truly reminding her much more of her Uncle Severus.
"Eileen," she said.
"No, you are most certainly not Eileen," he said. "Unroll the Eraculum."
Eileen looked as an extremely old scroll was strewn out before her. She stared, and looked at the rabbit and caterpillar before looking back at the scroll.
"So, this is today," Eileen said, pointing at a picture of a girl leaned over a scroll, and the dormouse confirmed. "What are we looking for?"
"The Frabjous day," he said, pointing at where a girl was slaying a large dragon.
"Okay," Eileen said nonchalantly. "So your champion shows up sometime between now and then."
"Run! Hearts!" the dormouse warned, and the others panicked and scattered.
"It's just a dream," Eileen repeated as she ran before stopping and wheeling around. "This isn't real, it can't harm me."
"Run!" the dormouse yelled as the bandersnatch slashed at Eileen's arm.
She screamed out in pain and fell backwards as Mally raced up and jabbed the bandersnatch in the eye with a needle, yanking the eye out of its socket. Eileen used accidental magic and apparated away, not knowing where she was going.
She looked around her to find that she was in a forest, and so she set down the path. Out of seemingly nowhere, she collapsed onto the ground, unmoving.
The last thing she saw before she lost consciousness was a set of tabby paws vanishing into the air in front of her as someone else on a horse approached in the distance.
How many years should it be until Eileen wakes up? Let me know what you think!
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