Chapter 16: Little Green Monster and Pleasant Surprises
~~Edward~~
"It's been a while, baby." Tanya purrs, while running a manicured nail down my chest.
"I'm sorry, babe, work has been kicking my ass." I smile leaning toward her ear and am rewarded with a slight tremble.
"Speaking of ass, baby…." She pouts and I'm aware that we aren't alone. Our heads turn to the left to be met with fiery brown eyes and a furious expression.
"Sweetheart, aren't you going to introduce me to your OLD friend?" Bella sneers.
"Sweetheart? Edward, who is this girl?" Tanya implores, while searching my face. Oh how I wish a portal would just open up here in the beer aisle at Whole Foods and swallow me whole…Please God, too much to ask.
"Hi," Bella extends her hand "I'm Bella, the girl he's living with and fucking within an inch of my life nightly….and you are?" I rub my hand over my face and curse my very existence.
"Edward?" Tanya whispers harshly.
"Oh, sweet pea, we need to stop off at the pharmacy after this for that case of lube they ordered and your Viagra." Bella sides up close and pinches my ass.
I watch as Tori….I mean, Tanya flounces away calling me everything but a white man. The fury rolling off of me in waves obviously has no bearing on the little she-witch at my side.
"Was that really necessary?" I grit between my teeth as I nudge her away and stalk down the aisle as her laughter follows me.
The trip back to the house is tense, to say the least. Neither one of us utters a word the whole way and pull into the garage. We each grab bags and haul them into the kitchen, Jake takes one look at us…whimpers and goes elsewhere.
Being in the walls of this place loosens my tongue and I slam the bags down on the counter, unmindful of their contents.
"You had no right to do that. She was a friend." I seethe.
"A friend? Oh please, more like a girl you fucked and couldn't even remember her name." Bella scoffs as she starts to put away the groceries.
Fuck her and her intuition! My lack of comebacks has her laughing wildly. "Oh my god, you didn't remember her name did you? That's classic….really sharp there Ace." She chuckles and I see red.
A package of celery is poked into my chest as she speaks. "Best remember who you're dipping your wick in so the health department knows who to contact with the STD results, Edward."
I laugh at the ridiculousness of this conversation. She's an agent, I'm an agent. I don't owe her any explanation….this is a case goddamnit. I don't care how intimate we have to get, she doesn't mean anything to me.
"You're jealous…..oh my god that's it. You're jealous." I laugh and pull groceries out of bags.
"What?! Please, Edward, you're delusional." She snorts as she is a little less than cautionary with the cabinet doors.
"Excuse it all you want, sweet thing, I know a jealous woman when I see one. Don't worry, baby, you've got me all to yourself now." I can't help the jibe that spills out of my mouth.
She lets out a frustrated scream that echoes throughout the kitchen as she starts for the hallway leading to the bedrooms. "Darling, what about your end of the 'lesson'?" I smirk, goading her on.
She turns in a flash of swinging hair and furious eyes and fuck me if she isn't exquisite. "How about you call your little blonde ass monkey, sweetheart? Better yet, you and Jake have an intimate history…..have him suck you off!" She storms down the hallway and a door slams rattling the windows.
I look down at Jake, sitting on his haunches with his head cocked to the side. "I don't think so, Bubba. Not fucking likely!"
After I finish putting away the groceries, I notice all is quiet down the hallway. I lock up and shut off the lights and make my way to bed. As I open up the door to the master bedroom, I see that the bed is still perfectly made, every throw pillow in place. I look in the dark bathroom and sigh. I walk toward the closed guest bedroom door and ease it open. I see the huddled shape of her underneath the covers as I creep closer.
Her eyes are closed and her face is soft in slumber. Her hair fanned out behind her on the stark whiteness of the pillow. I stare down at this woman, this she-beast of a woman who infuriates me to no end….and I'm taken aback by how fragile she looks as she sleeps. It hits me that in the coming weeks, we could both lose our lives in this and it shakes me. She moves slightly and I freeze and a sigh breaks her lips as my name is whispered into the room. I stare down at this woman and a fierce feeling to protect fills me. I curse my callousness and stupidity of being a man.
I lean forward running my thumb against her silken cheek, pleased as she unconsciously leans into my touch. "I'll protect you, with everything I have. Sleep well, Bella." My lips meet her forehead in a sweet kiss.
I stand, shaken and turn to leave…not looking back or I would've seen her eyelids flutter open. I pull the door shut silently and seek my own cold lonely bed for the night. Jake splays out beside me on the bed and lays his furry head on my chest.
"Hey, above the blanket, buddy. Keep it above the blanket." I mumble as sleep takes me.
Do you ever have that dream? You know the one where you're in a sun-filled meadow of flowers and you're lying there naked as butterflies land all over your warmed skin? No….well, I don't either. Ok, maybe occasionally. The sun feels so good warming your skin and you feel the soft landing of the butterflies? And I'm securing myself in a world of gayness beyond reach for saying this right?
I feel the warmness and it strangely is centered on my cock….and it's wet and velvet smooth and ohhhh my fucking god! I come into consciousness in the best way…..at least I think so. I squeeze my eyes shut and repeat the mantra…..
"Please don't be Jake, please don't be Jake." I whisper and the warmth chuckles, sending vibrations up my morning erection. I crack one eye open, scared as fuck as to what I'll find. I sigh as I'm met with large brown eyes smiling as her tongue flicks out around the head of my cock.
My eyes roll back in pleasure. "Oh fuck Bella." I groan and force my eyes open. I don't want to miss a second of this. She arches an eyebrow wickedly as her lips part, sliding over the tip and taking me in. The visual alone has me on edge.
"Christ!" I mutter and my eyes close against my will and my fingers tangle in her hair. Not forcing, just holding just feeling as I'm encased in her hot wet mouth. My breath stops for a moment and shutters out and green meets brown orbs again.
I watch her head descend; inch by fucking blessed inch disappears. My world tilts on axis as she moans deep and it vibrates all along my cock. "Shit, shit, shit!" I mumble watching as her small hand comes up and cups my balls, softly massaging them in her palm.
"Bella….you don't have to—"I say softly, holding her hair in my hand so I can see her face. Her head shakes 'no' as my length is at the back of her throat and my eyes cross. The noise of her wet mouth sliding up and down my length is the only sound in the room other than my own harsh breathing.
I've seen a lot of erotic things in my life, I won't lie but watching this woman, this infuriating sexy woman with her mouth surrounding me is the single most erotic thing I've ever seen. Her face has that sleepy look, her hair a wild tangle around her head and it's simply perfect. She releases me with a pop of saliva as her hand surrounds me, stroking me strong and sure. Her mouth drops to lave my balls in her hot little mouth.
"Ungh…..fuck!" I moan into the room as her hand tightens around me and her tongue dips behind my sac. No one has ever done that….and I'm questioning why the fuck not?! Hells bells, it's mind-blowing. This sweet, unassuming beautiful girl is blowing my goddamn mind.
I let go of her hair, because I don't trust myself, and wrap my fists into the sheet below me but I can't keep my hips from arching up as she takes me into her mouth again. She's doubling her efforts as her head slides down me faster, stronger. My mouth opens, but no sound escapes and I can't tear my eyes away from her. Her hands cover mine, prying them away from their cotton handfuls and place them against her head.
"Bella?" I ask, searching her eyes and she arches an eyebrow while her mouth is full to brimming with my cock. I grip my fists into her hair, acknowledging her silent request and thrust softly, feeling myself slide deeper and deeper into her mouth and throat.
I felt the coil tighten deep inside my stomach, coiling tighter and tighter and the numbness start at my toes. It worked up with each descent of her mouth and became more and more imminent. I knew that feeling, I knew that I was on the cusp of blowing and my hands tightened in her hair.
"Fuck…Bella….shit….gonna…..cum…..let….go" I begged as I felt my hips jack-knife from the bed. Fuck, it felt so good but I didn't know how she felt. When her lips tightened around me and sucked hard, I knew.
The roar that escaped my throat was foreign, and my hips convulsed as I released into her mouth, across her tongue. My breath heaved as her throat constricted around me, swallowing every drop I had to give and sighing around me. I heard bells in my ears as I slumped back to the bed.
She released my quivering cock with a pop of her mouth and licked her lips, smiling wickedly as the bells went off again.
"Guess Jasper and Alice are here." She said impishly as she bounced off the bed and disappeared into the bathroom with pale skin and tight ass.
"Fuck. Me" I mutter.
