I don't own anything from Harry Potter or Alice in Wonderland:2010. Eileen, however, is mine, as well as the Hatter's mother.
"Tarrant, how long do you think it will take us to get back up?" Eileen asked a week later, and he smiled at her and kissed her. "Seriously though; how long?"
"However long it takes for her Majesty to fulfill her promise," he said vaguely, and Eileen tilted her head to the side. "She promised us a looking glass so that we could come and go through both worlds as we pleased."
Eileen gasped just before he kissed her again gently and grinned madly. She noticed the somewhat hungry look in his eyes, and began worrying.
"Tarrant, when we get back above, what will happen? If it's discovered that they let a twelve year old marry a twenty-five year old, I'll be killed!" she panicked, "Uncle Severus will have my head if no-one else, and I don't mean that as a pun!"
"I believe I have a solution," Mirana said from the doorway, "It is nearing time to go to the Wizengamot as the four of us. However, during the time in the Wizengamot, Tarrant will not be his current age, but he will be de-aged by a few years to make him seventeen again, and permanently so that there is not such a large age gap between the two of you."
"Oh, thank you, Mirana!" Eileen cried as she leapt up and hugged the queen. "Thank you so much!"
"Anything for my little champion," she smiled gently, "And besides, you're the last remaining heirs to the Slytherin and Hightopp names. Someone has to carry on the lines in both worlds."
Eileen beamed before giving her new husband a mischievous look that warned Mirana to clear out. The queen left, and she could faintly hear the two laughing madly at each other as she went down the hallway. She almost began wondering if they were a safe couple together, but stopped that train of thought with the knowledge that they were already married and would let her know if they were unhappy.
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"Tarrant, have I ever told you that I love you?" Eileen asked the next day as they awoke in the early morning.
The Mad Hatter smiled at his wife before kissing her and beginning to tickle her in the spots that he knew she was extremely ticklish, most especially when it comes to feathers, which he was using one.
"Stop it!" she begged out of breath, "Stop! Tarrant!"
"We're still investigating things that begin with the letter M," he said vaguely as he continued to tickle her.
"Maniac, monster, madness, morocco, marmalade, mime, mine, mock, mommy," she rattled out of breath and he finally relented and stopped. "Mad."
"I love you, too," he chuckled before kissing her again. "Now, what about N?"
"Nanny, ninny, numb, nimble, nox, Norbert, Norway, nap, nothing, nowhere, nobody, nowise, nose, normal, naked," she rattled and grinned at the final one as he looked down. "Nude."
"I'm going to say that you've gone mad," he ventured, "But I love you anyways, my little Mad Witch. I can't think of a person or thing I've loved more, not even my trade."
"I love you, too, Tarrant," she smiled before straddling his hips. "Now, why don't we begin investigating things that begin with the letter S?"
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"Has anyone seen a Tarrant Hightopp?" a red haired male said as he dismounted a dragon. "I was also looking for an Eileen Snape."
"Ah, Tarrant and Eileen Hightopp are up in their rooms on their honeymoon," Nivens supplied, and Charlie Weasley did a double take.
"But she's only twelve!" he protested.
"Not for long she wasn't," Mally supplied, "Her body aged faster in this world so she could slay the Jabberwocky. She'll be back to normal when she gets back to the above with him, though."
"So, she really did move on," Charlie said reminiscing, "Her patronus proved that she was terribly upset, but I had no idea that she had a backup."
"Oi, he's been in love with her since the minute he saw her!" Mally yelled up at him, and brandishing a needle as her sword as she did so. "Back off!"
"Relax, I was coming to tell her that it's time for her to come to the above so we can all gather together to fulfill the prophecy," Charlie soothed as he pulled out a red Talisman.
"Oi! White Queen! Your majesty! We got someone from the other world here!" Mally yelled as she scampered off.
"What got her knickers in a twist?" Charlie muttered, and Nivens looked up at him with a frown. "I don't get why everyone here is so uptight."
"We are not!" Nivens protested, "We've been celebrating the victory of the Frabjous day for a week and a half now!"
"Ah, one of the wielders," Mirana said kindly as she went over, "You must be the dragon tamer."
"Yes, and I'm here for a group to fulfill some sort of prophecy," he supplied confused.
"Ah, if you'll give our two lovebirds a few more hours to get some rest, then we can get going," Mirana smiled gently before Nivens frowned up at her and twitched his ears in displeasure at the sounds that were coming from the Hightopp honeymoon suite.
"Have they no shame?" he said disgusted before bounding away on all fours to get out of hearing range.
"It's your own fault for eavesdropping, rabbit," Charlie called after him before the bandersnatch raced up and roared angrily in his face. "Mommy."
"Bandersnatch," Mirana scolded gently, "Let's wait for your mistress and her husband to get down here before we start that now."
The bandersnatch growled lowly at Charlie, sensing that he had been the one Eileen had been pining after until she realized that she and Hatter had been soul mates all along.
Charlie wet himself right as Eileen and Tarrant Hightopp reached the bottom of the stairs four hours later.
You thought the Messenger of Fire meant General Iroh, didn't you? Not to worry to those who were wrong, he shows up in the next one.
Next up is the next Deathly Heroes crossover where all the other crossovers come together!
The Title will be... (drumroll please)... Deathly Heroes: United Forces!
