"In the women's archery,we have Zelda,Samus,and Shiek."
Archery
Zelda was up shot a Light arrow at the center,but due to a scream, it missed by 15 inches. She then shot another Light arrow at the the target, getting a direct hit to the center. She then shot once more, getting the sides of the target. Samus then went up to shoot. She starts to charge up her arm cannon and started to shoot two times. The hits both hit the sides. Samus then does hero Laser Blast, causing to hit her target and the referee,causing her to lose. Finally Shiek was up,she started to take out her harp and needles and started to launch them. One hit the center,one hit the edge, one hit the one on the center,piercing it. Shiek won but Samus wanted revenge, she started to put her suit as a bomb. The bomb was set to detonate within three minutes, with it taking out the whole stadium. Everyone in the stadium got transported to Crazy's hand home,where everything is covered with peanut brittle. The stadium started to go into the black hole,with the people after the stadium went it, a blinding light of every other light combined,as the smashers and the audiences stand on the edge of the cliff that was a few minutes from Crazy's home if you took a express train on route nine. The light started to become brighter and brighter until it went into a huge explosion created a new stadium on a island that looked smashers who noticed this started to cheer but they started to attack Samus who tried to fight back,but subcummed to the pressure and they broke her suit piece by piece. Captain Falcon,Luigi,Mario then let off their Final smashes and Captain ended it with a Falcon Punch.
Winner:Sheik
"Since that cleared up time for men's guns with our guest, Halo. OH NO! SAMUS DESTROYED THE ORPHANAGE!"
Guns
Mario, Link and Snake
Snake was up first, he started to shoot several rounds at the disks. He was able to get all of them with his pistol but on his final he took out his rpg causing the last one to then was up,due to being in a old time where no tvs were invented, he had no idea on how the thing worked. He tried pulling it,twisting it,eating it,and biting it. As the last target went up, he tried pushing the thingie on the gun causing him to hit one target. Mario was up, he tried to do what Link did,but he kept pointing the front to the ground causing him to be up lifted into the air. While he was having his fun,targets were shooting at him. All of them hit his face,causing him to get knocked out
Winner:Snake
