Disclaimer: I own Austin and the taxi driver. I don't own anything else.
A/N: If you get bored of reading stories- I have a wrestling role-play forum. OC's are welcome. Come and join. And if you're already a member... Well I've only been talking to one of you much lately. Come back you guys! Please.
Within three days of Austin becoming a writer for the WWE she had found some very strange secrets out. Currently they were in Nashville, Tennessee.
#1: Never get between Shawn Michaels and his orange juice. The man was addicted to it. Ah well, could've been worse.
#2: CM Punk was obsessed with light bulbs. She didn't know why, but he was.
#3: If someone tells you, "JR is on a coffee high, run!" then JR is on a coffee high and you should run.
#4: No one really noticed that Jack Swagger loves bagels.
#5: Never see the Undertaker before the show. He's always wearing Hannah Montana merchandise before shows.
#6: Stone Cold Steve Austin still works for the WWE- He's the effects guy. And everyone thought Matt wasn't seen while he messed with Jeff's pyrokinetics.
#7: Kane wears weird colors tuxes all the time evidently.
#8: Dusty Rhodes never looks in the mirror, and no one ever tells him when he has a permanent marker mustache on his face. Evidently that also isn't the first time that has happened.
#9: Hornswaggle steals sunglasses and sells them to Cryme Tyme.
#10: Cody Rhodes likes blackmailing people he's set up to look like they've been cheating on their spouses, etc…
Austin shook her head as she sat on her bed in her hotel room, her laptop in front of her as she typed up a storyline for RAW. She also worked on Smackdown's! storylines since, it seemed, most of the author's there liked to write only tragedy storylines.
This is not fan fiction- Fans do NOT want to see certain things on TV! She thought, annoyed.
Typing out the script for Smackdown! for this week, meaning they were taping it tomorrow, she wondered just how hectic life was going to be.
The next day Austin was up bright and early, dressed in blue jeans, a mint green t-shirt, gray hoodie, black hightop sneakers. She was pulling her hair up in a sloppy bun as she ran down the hall of the hotel to the elevator, her laptop in a carrying case in her large messenger bag, which she had slung diagonally across her body.
"Hold de elevator!" Austin yelled as she doors slid shut. She stopped and winced. "Great."
Just as Austin was about to take the stairs, the doors opened again and Shannon was standing there, smiling.
"Hey." He said as she smiled.
"Hi." She said, tucking her hands into her hoodie pocket.
"You going up or down?" He asked as she stepped onto the elevator, the doors sliding shut behind her.
"Down. 'M late for work." She said, staring at her sneakers.
Shannon looked at her sneakers as well. "Nice shoes." He said, pressing the button for the ground floor as her head snapped up. She stared at him in mild surprise as he chuckled. "Don't act so surprised." He said, smiling at her before the doors opened again and he got off the elevator.
The doors closed again and Austin leaned against the wall, whistling quietly. "He's reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaly cute." She said to herself.
Soon she was on the ground floor and running through the lobby and dodging guests.
Rushing onto the sidewalk, she slid to a stop. "TAXI!" She yelled, holding her arm out.
A taxi slowed for her and she climbed in, quickly telling the taxi driver where to go before he pulled away from the hotel.
Her phone rang as she cursed in Creole before digging her phone out of her bag and answering. "Hello?" She answered, keeping track of where the taxi was. They were almost at the arena.
"Where are you? The boss is furious!" Melina hissed. Yes, in the three days she had worked for the WWE she had found one friend: Melina. Neither of them were close to almost anyone they worked with.
"'M almost dere. What's going on?" Austin asked as she heard a crash in the background.
"Oh. JR is on a coffee high- But what else is new?" Melina asked sarcastically.
"I have a new bracelet!" Maria chirped in the background.
Melina threw a bagel at Maria, which Jack Swagger went after- Why he was at the arena she didn't know.
"Just hurry- I'm going out of mine mind while being trapped with these idiots." Melina said with a roll of her eyes.
She heard a car door slam followed by jogging. "'M in de parking lot right now. Man- Dere's a lot of cars here tonight."
Melina shrugged. "It's an ECW/Smackdown! night. What did you expect? Four cars total?"
Austin laughed. "I don't know- HOLY COW! WATCH WE'RE YOU'RE GOIN'!" Austin yelled, Melina forced to hold the phone away from her ear. "Sorry," Austin said. "Jack Swagger was chasin' Maria."
"Eh- I tossed a bagel at her and he went nuts." Melina said, filing her nails.
"Ah." Austin said.
Melina saw a blur hurry past the door.
"At de boss's office- See ya' later." Austin said before hanging up.
AH! My idiot neighbors are driving me insane! I can't stand them!!! Sorry This is so short- I couldn't bring myself to write everything in one chapter. I'm working on the next chapter right now!
