Okay! Here's the first chapter! Hope that you like it, and a special shout out to ireadeverythang64 who sent me a really nice PM! Thanks! I really appriciate it! Enjoy!

Disclaimer; Why would I be on Fanfiction if I was Rick Riordan?


Dear Percy:Do you think that the Fates hate you? Because honestly, they have to at least have a grudge against you.

-Joanne Kathleen Riordan

Dear Joanna Kathleen Riordan (Really! Another writer called 'Riordan' !)

I'm not sure. It does seem that way, but if they're really evil to us when the Prophecy of Seven comes true, I'm going to throttle them. *Looks at campers and gods* Can I do that?

-Percy

Annabeth: If you are so clever, why did it take so long for you to realise you were in love with Percy? -perfectlyODD

Dear perfectlyODD,

WHO ARE YOU TO SAY THAT I DIDN'T LIKE HIM THAT WAY BEFORE! Sorry, but, it's true. I thought that he was going to be my guy friend, not boyfriend. People say(thanks, Silena, Piper) that BF stands for either 'best friend' or 'boyfriend' so I just chose. I would explain more, but Aphrodite's staring at me, and so is Zoë (the writer).

-Annabeth

Lady Athena

Now, I've seen the women Lord Poseidon has taste for, Medusa, Gaea, Demeter, Sally Jackson, so on and so forth, now, I've looked into them and noticed many of them are smart, intelligent even,(NOT *cough*Medusa*cough*) now, do you think Lord Poseidon may have a thing for smart and beautiful women(I'm not to sure on his preferences due to the fact he had MEDUSA for a lover), and do you possibly think that you may be the next in line? Please don't incinerate me!(Shooting lightning at me is perfectly acceptable, if you so wish, let me know and I'll give you my address so you can shoot me.)

-Greeks Drool - Romans Rule

Dear Greeks Drool - Romans Rule (You can guess who likes and who hates your pen name…) (Then why did you use our Greek names, not Roman?)

…No. Unless he wants to meet intellectually, which I don't think he was the brains for, no. and besides, I hate him. It would never work out. And yes, I would like to shoot you with a lightning bolt, but my father (aka Zeus) is shaking his head.

-Athena

Lord Hephaestus, (I love your inventions, you're tied for my favourite god between you, Hades and Poseidon), other than the whole cheating thing, is there another reason you hate Aphrodite, because I'm really confused, you both use the titles 'My wife' 'my husband' a lot, do you REALLY despise each other?

-Greeks Drool - Romans Rule

Dear Greeks Drool - Romans Rule,

Thank you! I didn't know people had me as a favourite god! Well, as for the question…apart from the cheating, well, no. except for the fact that Ares tries to beat me to pulp on a regular basis, and when I fight him, she walks in (great timing), and moans at me…But it's the cheating thing. I don't mind it much, as I do it too. And she cheats on Ares, who cheats on her. All one big happy family.

-Hephaestus

Lord Zeus, Lady Hera, I have a friend, now, last week we went on a walk around our hometown, I asked her a few questions and we came to the conclusion that she was the daughter of Hephaestus and Aphrodite, or at least a legacy, and I have already deduced that I am the daughter of Poseidon/Neptune and Athena/Minerva, how do we get to the empire state building? and can you tell if I'm Greek or Roman, because I'm not too sure. If you need reasons why I deduced this, please note: I have a huge distrust of heights, I love the water, I'm SMART(Mother don't say a word) I have green eyes, I'm always happier reading or at the beach, my favourite colours are green and grey and I also love boats, I also write stories and poetry. Please don't kill me!

-Greeks Drool - Romans Rule

Dear Greeks Drool - Romans Rule

Hera; Ooh! Not another demigod!

Zeus; Their not my kids!

Hera;…oh. Well then, you must be claimed, and visit Camp Half-Blood or Camp Jupiter.

Zeus; And you're a mix of Greek and Roman. I can't work out which parent was Greek, the other Roman though.

-Zeus and Hera

Annabeth:

When was the first time you knew you liked Percy?-katlover101

Dear katlover101 (love the pen name, BTW. So cute!)

Annabeth;*Sighs* Didn't someone ask me this? Zoë(ME!); You must answer all questions. Or else…

Annabeth; Fine. I guess I started liking him that way when he rescued me and Artemis when we found Bianca and Nico di Angelo. I guess it was because he was so caring…unlike Luke(when he was Kronos, and on his side).

-Annabeth

Apollo:

Don't you even realize that the others like hate you?

-katlover101

Dear katlover101

Really! People hate me? Yay! That means that they like me more when I make a poem…Oh! I feel a haiku coming on here;*drum roll*

Some people hate me,

I feel on top of the world,

I'll rule forever.

Wait, is people hating me bad?*Artemis face-palms* What?

-Apollo

Nico:

Your thoughts on Thalico?

-katlover101

Dear katlover101

I HATE IT! THALIA'S A HUNTER! AND WE'RE COUSINS! IT'S ALMOST AS GROSS AS TRATIE!

-Nico

Percy: Will you lend me your super boss water powers?

-katlover101

Dear katlover101

No. They're MY super boss water powers!

-Percy

Okay, that's it for this chapter! Ever wondered what Hermes' favourite prank is? Or maybe what's Demeter's least favourite god(*cough* Hades *cough*). Why does Hera hate demigods? If so, review! Well, review anyway. Please!

R&R is much appriciated! Hope you enjoyed it!