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Chapter 2

Dear Nico: So how is it living in the Underworld? Are you able to eat in the Underworld and not be trapped there or do you have to come to the surface to eat?

-P.S.A

Dear P.S.A

Well, I have this fridge that never runs out of food from the mortal world, so I'm okay. But the time that Persephone found out…*shudders* let's just say I don't like dandelion food…

-Nico

Dear Uncle Zeus,Why aren't you the god of dramatic entrances?Sincerely,ANTP, or Poseidon's daughter

Dear niece,(this is to MY advantage, not yours…)

Zeus; WHAT! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN! I'LL-

Zoë; I'm sorry but Zeus is so angry he broke my thingy. I hope that he answered your question…And I agree. He SHOULD be. He just proved it!

-Zeus/Zoë

Dear Artemis,First off, you're , could you send some Hunters to kill the idiot boys?Thanks,ANTP

Dear ANTP,

Thank you. And yes, *grins evilly* I shall send my best archers after them.

-Artemis

Dear Hades, OK, first of all you're probably my favourite god (but don't tell any god/goddess I said that). You're totally under-appreciated. If you had the choice, what god would you be (because I don't think you particularly like being the god of the underworld...)? Just remember, no matter what anyone says, you're awesome! PerfectlyODD.

Dear PerfectlyODD

THANK YOU! Finally, someone agrees with me! I would be king of the gods, and make Zeus [No, dear brother, you cannot do The Glare. Only I can. Mwa-ha-ha!] the god of the Underworld. Yes, that would be nice…I wonder if Morpheus can make dreams a reality…

-Hades

Mars: Are you generally stupid, WHYWHYWHY is WAR GOOD? It's TERRIBLE, people out there DIE and you PROMOTE it. You suck.

-Greeks Drool - Romans Rule

Dear Greeks Drool - Romans Rule [Athena-Minerva says that we understand your username now, but I don't]

WHAT! OKAY, DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT YOUR HEAD RIPPED OFF! OF COURSE WAR IS GOOD! I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN, OR GET CLARISSE TO DO IT.

-An angry Mars [A/N While writing this I was listening to Innocence by Avril Lavigne, which I find kinda ironic. Listen to it and you'll see why. It's like the opposite of Mars!]

Medusa: No question about it, I hate you. You're mean, you're horrible and your just UG-LY, I'd ask you to go to Aphrodite, but I fear she might black out from your ugliness. GO MARRY GABE UGLIANO, YOU'RE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER! Now for my question, who's idea was it for you and Poseidon to make out in Athena's temple?

-Greeks Drool - Romans Rule

Dear puny mortal

HOW DARE YOU! And it was…Poseidon's idea! Completely his, and yet I got the snakes…unfair!

-Medusa

Apollo: No doubt about it buddy, I agree with Thalia, you're hot, and not just because you're the sun god, I really want to meet you in person. My question: Are you really the god of batchelers(?)?

-Greeks Drool - Romans Rule

Dear Greeks Drool - Romans Rule

Are you pretty? Have you been turned into a tree? Cuz' that would make me like you even more. Honestly, I have so many things I'm god of, I loose track [A/N I looked online, and I couldn't find any results that agreed with each other]

-Apollo

Diana: You rock, you're epic, you run the world(Listen to it, it's by Beyonce, you'd love it. My question, may I join the hunters, frankly home isn't fun and boys SUCK

-Greeks Drool - Romans Rule

Dear Greeks Drool - Romans Rule

Yes. You may join the hunt. I do love that song! Also Innocence by Avril Lavigne reminds me of Zoë Nightshade…And boys DO suck.

-Diana

Minerva: If you could injure Poseidon VIOLENTLY IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE with NO REPRECUSSIONS, how would you do it, in detail?-Greeks Drool - Romans Rule

Dear Greeks Drool - Romans Rule

Wow…you know, thinking about it, I actually wouldn't. [No, father dear, I DO NOT like him that way] But any logical person would see no sense in harming an innocent god. Well, he DID try to kiss snake-face in MY temple…but there would be no point.

-Minerva

Neptune: You need to man up and how many fights have you won with Minerva?-Greeks Drool - Romans Rule

Dear Greeks Drool - Romans Rule

Well, brother dear won't let us fight, as (and I quote) 'Poor little Athena might get hurt!' But we were in Greek form then. It's confusing, even for us…

-Neptune

Jupiter/ Juno: Thank you for the directions, now I have a question, can I fly in the air because... I'm Welsh, and in Wales right now? And... It's an island.

-Greeks Drool - Romans Rule

Dear Greeks Drool - Romans Rule

Jupiter; As you asked, yes…Juno, please don't touch that! JUNO!

Zoë; I'm sorry, but Jupiter and Juno have once again broken my thingy. But they answered the question…

-Jupiter, Juno & Zoë

Dear Percy and Nico

SHARING IS CARING! by the way Nico? Go die. Wait you can't...u technically already dead!

-Bridgette-Daughter of Athena

Dear my girlfriends' half-sister/Bridgette-Daughter of Athena

Percy; …So? *shrugs*

Nico;…*growls* Thalia and her friends will hunt you out!

-Percy & Nico

Dear Hera,My friend took a quiz and it said that she was a daughter of Hera. What's your reaction to that? -Layla

Dear Layla

Well that quiz is wrong.

-Hera

Dear Percy,Sooooo...when's the wedding?-LaylaDear Layla

Percy; Huh! What wedding!

Annabeth; She might mean OUR wedding Seaweed Brain! *Mumbles* And then he wonders why I call him that!

Percy; What was that?

Annabeth; Nothing!

-Percy & Annabeth

Dear Annabeth,Wait...if you're super smart, then how come it's difficult for you to read? I'm sorry, I don't want to sound rude, but I have to know...and don't say ADHD...because then I'll feel stupid. -Layla

Dear Layla

*Grins evilly* Alright. Good question. I won't say ADHD. I'll say dyslexia!

-Annabeth

Dear Poseidon-Do you approve of Percabeth?-Nicole di Angelo

Dear Nicole di Angelo

Yes. As long as Percy's happy, then I'm alright with it!

-Poseidon

Dear Leo-You are NOT just a sidekick! You're awesome!-Nicole di Angelo

Dear hot-girl-who-just-made-my-day

Thanks! Sooo…wanna' go out some time?

-Leo Flaming Valdez

Annabeth how do u get the ambrosia and necter?

-Mwahaha

Dear reviewer-who-doesn't-have-an-account-nor-writes-properly

Annabeth; You buy it…or make it…you buy it a Olympus, or Camp, or ask some Demeter kids to make it, or minor gods' kids. I don't know. Ask Percy. He's the one who uses it more than anyone else.

Percy; Hey!

-Annabeth and an annoyed Percy

So! Hope you enjoyed! And this will be updated every 2 weeks! From now, though! Please review!

Also, AJA; TLF (one of my stories) 's spin off stories, Secrets is now published. Please R&R! Also, check out nissi1216 's stories! She inspired me to write this! She's a really good and funny author! Much funnier than me!