It Is, But It Isn't
Renji and Byakuya were in the office thinking of how peaceful it was that day. Their zanpakutos, to their knowledge, were asleep and nothing was happening. What the captain and lieutenant of Squad 6 didn't realize, is that Senbonzakura and Chimpette were wide awake and doing some, extracurricular activities.
The two started out just playing a game, then they got bored and decided to have a pick up line war.
Chimpette smirked, "You don't stand a chance pretty boy."
Senbonzakura smirked as well, "We will see about that Chimpette." He had gotten accustomed to not wearing his mask, helmet, or armor around her.
"Do you want to start or should I?"
"Ladies first."
Chimpette smiled sexily, "Alright then." She looked at him, "Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause your the only ten I see."
"Funny, um...oh yes. If you were a new McDonald's hamburger, you would be called McGorgeous."
She laughed, "You have been to McDonald's?" When he nodded, she shook her head thinking, "Are you Jamaican? 'Cause Jamaican me crazy."
"Let's see. If I could rearrange the alphebet, I would put U and I together."
Chimpette laughed then stood and walked in front of him and sat down beside him, "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?"
Senbonzakura rolled his eyes, "If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged."
"Flattering," she bit his hand playfully then smirked at him, "Takin' a bite out of crime, it's gotta be illegal to look that good."
"It's a good thing I have my library card, because I will definately be checking you out."
Chimpette laughed, "Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes."
"If you were a steak, you would be well done."
"I'm new in town, could you give me directions to your apartment?"
"I seem to be missing a key in my set. It is the one to your heart," Senbonzakura said.
Chimpette wrapped her arms around his torso, "Let's make like fabric softener and Snuggle."
Senbonzakura tilted her chin up, "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
She smiled up at him, "Hello, I'm a thief, and I have come to steal your heart."
Senbonzakura then smirks, "I'm a math expert. You see, one plus two equals me and you."
Chimpette laughed, "Okay smart guy. Do you have a band-aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you."
"You can put a Trojan on my hard drive anytime."
"Is your name Summer? 'Cause you're hot as hell!"
Senbonzakura gasped at her, "No fair, you stole my next one! Alright then. Are we treasure hunting? Because I am totally digging your chest."
Chimpette cocked an eyebrow at him, "Is your name Katrina? Because, baby, you rock me like a hurricane."
"Computer techs have skilled fingers, if you know what I mean."
Chimpette laughed then looked at him, "I'd like to take a mega-byte outta you."
"I bet my hard drive is the biggest you've seen."
"I bet its a 3 inch floppy."
He gasped then looked at her, "That is insulting. Hmm...I have one that should make you run out of pick up lines, since it is the last I know in the books. I spelled Google incorrectly, I was so obsessed with searching you." Senbonzakura crossed his arms then looked at her proudly.
Chimpette pushed him onto the bed then climbed on top of him, straddled his lap, and whispered in his ear, "I've heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?" She grinned, her fangs showing.
Senbonzakura looked up at her seeing lust in her lime green eyes, "Are you sure about this?"
She leaned down and kissed Senbonzakura making him be quiet then pulled back, "You talk too much." She then kissd him again.
Senbonzakura kissed her back this time and placed his hands on her shoulders, pushing the fur clothing she wore off. As soon as he saw her bare shoulders, he flipped their positions and pinned her to the bed. Senbonzakura looked down at her, "How is it you are so damn unpredictable?"
Chimpette cocked an eyebrow smirking, "If I'm not unpredictable, then you will know what I will do everytime something happens. And that is just the way I like it. Unpredictablility."
Senbonzakura kissed her again, just in time for the door to open to show Renji and Byakuya standing there.
Chimpette broke the kiss and looked at them. The captain and lieutenant of Squad 6 were looking at them. She laughed, "Okay. This time it is what looks like. Now close the door. I don't like being watched."
The two closed the door without a word to the zanpakuto. Senbonzakura looked at Chimpette, "You don't think they are mentally scarred...do you?"
Chimpette put her hand over his mouth and smiled sexily at him, "Don't know, don't care. Now shut it and fuck me already."
Senbonzakura looked at her shocked. Chimpette shook her head then kissed him. He pulled down the fur covering her breasts and cupped her breasts in his hands. Senbonzakura smiled when she moaned then said, "Are you really that sensitive?"
"S-Shut up."
Senbonzakura then kissed her neck then down her chest. He took her left nipple in his mouth as he massaged her other breast. He lightly bit her nipple then pulled the fur clothing the rest of the way off. He looked at her body in awe of the soft skin covering her toned abs. Senbonzakura looked and saw a flame-like tattoo pattern on back and legs then looked at her.
"If you say another goddamned word, I swear I will tie you down and torture you for three days straight," she threatened. Chimpette then flipped them back over so she was on top, "Oh and you will find that I don't like being dominated by others." She then kissed him and yanked his yukata open pulling his clothes off of him.
Senbonzakura pulled Chimpette up and kissed her once more. He pushed his tongue in her mouth and sucked on her tongue causing a low moan to come out of her throat.
Chimpette straddled Senbonzakura's lap once more and grinded against him. The two moaned at the contact of their privates. Chimpette then lifts herself up off of his cock.
Senbonzakura stood it up and put it at her entrance then looked at her, "If you think you are ready, then so am I."
Chimpette leaned forward then kissed him as she lowered herself onto Senbonzakura's cock. She gasped in pain leaned against his chest.
Senbonzakura wrapped his arms around her and held her then looked at her with worry when he felt tears land on his chest, "Are you alright?"
Chimpette shook her head, "It hurts...more than I thought it would."
"Just take your time."
She looked at him and smiled painfully, "What? You are willing to wait?"
"I don't want you hurt," Senbonzakura said stroking her soft tanned cheek.
Chimpette blushed slightly then smiled and started moving slowly ignoring the slight pain. She then started moaning and yelling his name after moving faster.
Senbonzakura placed his hands on her hips then thrusted faster and deeper up into her. He groaned and gripped her waist and began pounding her from under her. Chimpette's inner walls tightened around him as she climaxed. He soon came into her and yelled her name.
Chimpette fell onto Senbonzakura's chest and rested there for a bit. After she caught her breath, she punched Senbonzakura in the arm.
Senbonzakura looked at her, "What was that for?"
"I told you I don't like being dominated by others."
"Neither do I, but you are just so damn irresistable that I couldn't resist."
Chimpette narrowed her eyes, "Flattery will get you nowhere with me. You better be prepared for payback."
-During the next three days, Chimpette did exactly what she said and tortured a naked Senbonzakura with his hands cuffed and ankles bound. She showed him no mercy. He was not allowed to touch her or anything without her permission, which she gave for a small payment. Things were never the same for the two. They were never walked in on ever again, because both Renji and Byakuya knew that if they heard moaning or anything, the two zanpakuto spirits were having sex. They never interrupted again.-
Fin.
A/N: Hope you liked this story. Thanx for reading! XD
