Okay. The twins and Tamaki were flipping out about my being a girl.
"How?! You're a GIRL! B-b-but, we were so SURE!" The twins kept saying.
"Uh, Haruhi? Do they do this often?" I asked.
"All the time."
"Okay, now, I'm going to stay in the host club, right?"
"Well, probably, but you're going to have to talk to Kyoya and Renge."
"Who's Renge?"
"Oh, you'll know in a minute," she said.
Then the ground started shaking and this platform in the middle rose up. It was AWESOME! Some weirdo dressed in cosplay was standing on it.
"Hi! I'm Renge. And you're going to be... the gay badboy who is always trying to steal the twins' hearts!"
Tamaki immediately agreed, along with everyone else.
"Okay, when do I start?" I asked.
"NOW!" they all yelled.
All of a sudden, I was sitting at a table and there were a crap load of girls around me!
"Is he new? I wonder what he's like?" was all they were saying.
I smiled and invited a couple over to the table.
"Hey, I'm Hidari. What's your name?" I said.
I got a bunch of names thrown at me, so I said, "You know what? I'll just call you babe!"
They squealed and I looked over to see Hikaru telling an embarrassing story about Kaoru, and Kaoru was beginning to cry.
I ran over and hugged Kaoru.
"Oh, what's wrong Kao-kun?"
"I-its Hikaru, he's telling the girls about last night!"
"Oh no! Come here, I'll make Hikaru stop, okay?"
"Mm-hmm."
I tapped Hikaru on the shoulder and said, in a pouty voice, "Why are you being mean to Kao-kun, Hi-chan?"
"Oh no! Kaoru, is Hida-kun right? Are you crying?!"
"N-n-no!" said Kaoru.
Hikaru and I ran over and hugged Kaoru.
The girls were all squealing by then, and I decided to amp it up.
I tilted Kaoru's chin toward me and said, "Promise me that any time Hikaru is being mean, you'll come and get me, okay?"
"Y-yeah, thanks Hida-kun," he whispered back, looking down.
I smiled gave him a kiss on the cheek. When I went back to my spot, the girls were going NUTS!
"AWW! THAT WAS SOOOOO CUUTE!" they all screamed.
"I-its nothing," I mumbled, forcing myself to blush.
"Oh, cute! You have a crush!"
I sat down and begged them not to tell anyone. They agreed and I spent the rest of the afternoon talking.
After all the girls had left, the club and I were all celebrating a good day's haul.
"You were pretty good, Hidari!" the twins piped.
"Thanks, but I couldn't have done it without you two!" I said smiling.
"Oh! Who wants to play a game?!" I said.
"What game?" everyone but Haruhi said.
"Truth or Dare."
"Sure."
I went first.
"Kyoya, truth or dare?"
"Hrrm, truth."
"Is it true that you call Haruhi's dad and tell him all about the hosts?"
"Yes, it is."
Kyoya's turn.
"Honey-sempai, truth or dare?"
"Uh, DARE!" He yelled.
"I dare you to spend one hour without cake."
"WHA- NO!"
"Okay, I really don't care..."
Honey's turn.
"Umm, Tama-chan! Truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to kiss Haruhi!"
"OKAY!"
He tried to kiss Haruhi but she pushed him away. He went to the corner and moped, mushrooms sprouting on his back. Tamaki's turn.
"Kaoru! Truth, or Dare?" he yelled.
"Dare!" the twin called.
"I dare you to kiss Hikaru at work tomorrow, okay?"
"Sure, why not?" was the response.
"Oh, HIKARU! Pick one!" "
Um, truth?" said Hikaru.
"Is it true that you thought Tamaki was a stalker at the beginning of the year?"
"Yeah. You did too," yelled Hikaru.
it was his turn now.
"Hidari, which one?"
"DARE!" I yelled.
"I dare you to... WEAR A DRESS!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" I screamed.
The club surrounded me and pretty soon I was wearing a blue dress and my hair was down.
"Hey! You really look pretty!" Honey said.
"Aww, thank you!" I said, picking him up and hugging him.
"Yay! Wanna have some cake?"
"No. I've got to go home."
"We'll give you a ride!" said the twins.
"Eh, why not, just let me change real quick!" I said.
I rode home with the twins and when I got home, my sister was already gone, so I just went to my manga.