Berrynose came stumbling out of the medicine den at that moment, wincing in the sunlight. Muttering under his breath, he adjusted his sunglasses and hopped on his motorbike.

Daisy leaned out of the nursery and immediately began to speak in her nasally voice. "Berrynose, if you go out in the forest without a-"

Zoom.

"-Crash helmet…"

Berrynose skidded through the forest. Scaring away prey and predators alike, he swerved only to avoid trees, and sometimes not even then.

"Is that a jump I see ahead?" he hooted. "Woohoo!"

He roared ahead, passing a 20 MPH road sign and a terrified fox, and his front tire hit the beginning of a hollowed-out log, which formed a jump that was perfect for a stupid cat armed with a motorbike.

In slow motion, Berrynose flew up the ramp, off the end, and into the air, bringing his hindquarters off of the seat and holding on tight with his hands. His mouth opened in a grimace of glee. "WAAAAHHHOOOOO!" he screamed as the back tire of his bike hit the ground, catapulting him into the bushes of catmint.

Berrynose sat up, dazed, with a mouth full of catmint. The sun was unusually bright. He felt on top of his head. "Agh Waugh!" he cried. "Mauh fugwafed!"

He swallowed the catmint in his mouth and cried out again: "My sunglasses!"

He dug through the leaves of distinct minty smell. They wouldn't disappear! How dare they? Berrynose began to eat the catmint, clearing it away to find his sunglasses.

"No!" he wailed. "They're broken!"

He flung himself down on the catmint and burst into tears. "Why, StarClan, why?"

After a while, his sobs receded, and he sat up with a grin on his face. "Mah starry in the sky kitteh committeh!" he called, stretching his paws towards the sun. "Gimmeh strength tuh face teh noo dey!"

He hopped on his motorbike and sped through the forest, chopping trees in half. He frowned at the gas pedal. "Fastah!" he called. "Fastah!" He stamped hard on the gas and zoomed over the 20 MPH sign, not stopping until he ran into a tree. He flew through the air for the second time that day and landed on his face in the middle of the camp.

"Berrynose!" yowled Firestar, jumping down from the Highrock. "Are you okay? Speak to me, my friend!"

Berrynose slowly sat up, the grin still on his face. "I can haz cheezburger?" he gasped, and hugged Firestar. "Tank u, mah kitteh committeh!"

Firestar responded smoothly. He hugged Berrynose back and led him to the medicine den. "Wait here for Jayfeather, my friend. StarClan be with you, always!" Beaming, he backed out of the den.

Berrynose frowned as he sat down. "Mah tail," he muttered. "Wher doz it goh?"

He spotted it twitching next to his haunches and dashed after it, screaming, "Coem bak heer, u n00b!"

Jayfeather slowly approached with the attitude of a condemned soul. He sniffed Berrynose and nodded knowingly. "Catmint," he pronounced with a solemn look in his blind eyes.

"Well, we knew that!" screeched Firestar, popping his head back in. "How do we CURE it?"

Jayfeather sat in thought, scratching his chin. Firestar waited impatiently.

"Hmmmmm…" he muttered.

After an hour of scratching and waiting, Firestar went to get Stormfur. "The Jayfeather's frozen again."

"Darn these Dell models!" cursed Stormfur, getting up from where he was showing Molekit how to set up an email account. He followed the leader into the clearing and went into the medicine den. Firestar waited again.

Several sparks leapt out of the medicine den. A screech sounded. Firestar rolled his eyes.

A blue tongue of flame shot out of the entrance, scorching the warriors den from where it sat ten feet away. Firestar scratched an itchy spot behind his ear and flicked his tail once.

Berrynose stumbled out of the den and resumed chasing his tail. "Ah want mai chezburger!" he yowled. He staggered towards the nursery, tripped over his tail, and knocked himself out on a rock.

A scream from inside the den startled Firestar to his paws.

"Great StarClan!" Stormfur charged out of the medicine den.

"What's wrong, friend?" asked Firestar in a cordial tone.

Stormfur's ears flattened. "He's shut down!" The gray tom dragged the medicine cat out by the scruff. Jayfeather was stiff, sitting in the same position he had been an hour ago.

"AH WANT MAH CHEZBURGER!" squealed Berrynose from the ground, where he had just woken up.

Heads began appearing from the den entrances. Lionblaze adjusted his sunglasses and swaggered out. "What's goin' oooonnn, maaaaaan?" he drawled.

Jayfeather's blue eyes went blank. He fell over.

"Noooo!" yowled Leafpool. "My son! My only son!"

"What am I, chopped liver?" cried Lionblaze, forgetting his coolness instantly.

"Oh, no! I'm so sorry I've forgotten you, Lionblaze! How will I ever repay you?" Leafpool burst into tears and ran from the camp.

A.N.- A NEW CHAPTER! Whoop whoop! Please review my other parody, the Chatroom of the Clans, and give me some ideas to continue.