A/N: I DO NOT own any part of the Law & Order franchise, or the rights to the song Speechless by my wife Lady Gaga.

Speechless

"Jodi does it really take this long to put on a bathing suit?!" John asked, pounding on the door with his fist. She had been in the bathroom for nearly half an hour now, and he was beginning to wonder if she had up and died in there.

He heard her sigh before opening the door, and peeking around it.

"Maybe you should just go." she shrugged, looking away.

"What's wrong?" he asked, pushing to door back. She fought him momentarily before giving up and letting him in.

John opened the door and stared at her body. Whatever she had been doing in there for the past half-hour sure as hell made her look good. He had never seen anyone make a bikini look so good before. With her now-enlarged breasts and a little meat on her bones from not starving herself for the wedding, she looked beyond incredible.

"What the hell is wrong?" he asked, looking at her.

"John I look terrible! Look how much weight I've gained!" she exclaimed, pushing past him and collapsing onto the bed in frustration.

John actually took a moment to think over what he was going to say.

"Jodi, you look fine. Beyond fine actually. Do you really think I'd lie to you?"

"Yes." she rolled over, hiding her face and giving him a very impressive view of the other side.

He sighed before sitting on the bed.

"Hate to tell you this but when you start showing you'll no doubt be bigger than this."

"Yeah but there's a difference between looking pregnant and looking fat."

"You're stupid you know that?" he said before kissing her shoulder. She rolled over before sitting up and looking at him, her face bright red. John's eyes were immediately drawn to her chest, which threatened to break free from her bikini top. He had to force himself to not reach forward and yank the straps from her tanned body.

"Can we go now?" he asked impatiently. Jodi rolled her eyes before standing up and grabbing his hand. Jodi went to grab her things and John turned away as she bent over before wrapping a sarong around her waist and following him out of the door.

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John was unsure just how the hell Jodi didn't see all the attention she was getting from both males and females alike. As they sat at the bar of the pool deck, John was sure if he sat next to her a moment longer he would full-out implode.

"Can I get you anything else?" the bartender asked, staring right down Jodi's cleavage.

"Yeah can I get another smoothie?" she asked, finishing her second basket of fries. John knew he should have been revulsed by how much she was eating, but it was just...sexy. The fact that she was eating like a teenage boy while still maintaining that incredible figure of hers. She made Kim Kardashian look like Kate Moss.

He nodded before giving her a wink and walking off. She wiped off her fingers before looking over at John, who was almost drooling.

"You alright?" she asked.

He nodded silently before taking another sip of his beer and standing up.

"I'm going to go take a leak. I'll be back in a sec."

Jodi nodded before standing up and untying her sarong. Everyone turned around, staring before she tossed it on her seat and walked over to the pool, letting her legs dangle in the water.

"Sooo..." a younger man trailed off, sitting down next to her.

Jodi looked over at him, silently glaring behind her sunglasses.

"I don't think I've ever seen a girl as fine as you." he grinned, hubris surrounding him like oxygen.

"That's nice." Jodi said, looking forward.

"Can I have your number?" he continued.

"I'm married." she said before standing up, and walking back to the bar. John got back just as she reached her seat and looked from her to the guy in the pool, already registering what had happened.

She sat back down in her seat, crossing her legs sternly as John walked back over.

"What was that about?"

"Some jackass tried to ask me out." Jodi shrugged.

"Hope you let him down easy. Who was it?" John asked, sliding his arm around her waist.

Jodi turned around before pointing him out. John smiled and waved arrogantly. The young boy turned bright red then stood up and left, going to seek out another young woman.

"You're terrible." Jodi giggled, putting an hand on John's shoulder.

"That's why you married me isn't it?" he asked, taking a sip of his beer and kissing her. Jodi smiled, wrapping her arms around his neck before standing up.

"Where are you going?" John asked.

"For a dip." Jodi grinned before kicking off her shoes and walking to the pool. John watched as she slid into the water, disappearing underneath its glossy surface before coming back up a moment later, her red hair billowing around her. He watched her, still wondering how he got so lucky.

As she got out he turned around quickly, not even trusting himself to look at her, body soaking wet and her bikini clinging to her body.

"Can we head back inside now? I'm getting kind of antsy with all of the alcohol around." she said, drying herself off.

"Yeah let's do that. Please cover yourself up before I have to arrest myself for public indecency." John said.

"Aw, of course I can." Jodi grinned, intentionally pressing her body against his back. He stiffened momentarily before grabbing her hand and kissing it. She smiled, leaning over and kissing him on the cheek before grabbing his hand and leading him back up to their room.

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"I'm your wife, you're supposed to let me win!" Jodi whined as John continued to whop her ass on the pool table.

He chuckled before pulling back his stick and taking another shot, successfully hitting in two solid balls.

"Fine I quit." Jodi pouted, throwing her stick on the table and walking away.

"Hey get back here!" John exclaimed, chasing her down. He grabbed her before picking her up and carrying her back to the table.

"Put me down!" she screamed, kicking and giggling wildly. John put her on the table before leaning forward and kissing her.

"Is this supposed to make up for me losing?" she asked.

"Is it working?" John replied.

Jodi said nothing before leaning forward and kissing him again. So far, almost her entire honeymoon checklist had been completed with three days to spare. Lots of hot sex? Check. Finding out she was pregnant? Check. Getting the chance to completely relax? Check. Spending insane amounts of time with her husband? Check. Swimming in the ocean? Check. The only things left were a massage, outdoor sex, and getting John out to one of the many nightclubs aboard the ship.

He kissed her neck, feeling her hands move up his back. Being with Jodi was just the most exhilarating thing on the face of the planet. Her body. The sounds she made. The things she did.

"I'm thinking of getting another tattoo." she sighed, wrapping her legs around his waist as his lips continued to move down her chest.

"Where's that?" John muttered, lifting her tank top over her head and pulling down one of the straps of her bikini top.

"I was hoping you might decide." Jodi closed her eyes and bit her lip, feeling the heat take over as John's hands ran over her clothed breasts.

"Maybe....right here." he said softly, letting the top drop to the ground and kissing the top of her breasts. She keened, leaning back onto the table.

"Where else?" she sighed.

"Or here." he said quietly, kissing the area over her ribcage.

"Anywhere you want." she breathed, her breath hitching in her throat.

"Definitely not here." he whispered, sliding a hand in between her thighs, rubbing her over her bottoms. She retracted a leg, kicking the table behind her.

Jodi reached behind her, and with one swift movement of her arm she swiped a majority of the balls off the table, sending them crashing to the ground. She grabbed John's shirt before pulling him on top of her and falling backward onto the felt-covered surface.

John kissed her sternum, slowly making his way down her body. She closed her eyes, tilting her head back. She wanted nothing more than for him to ravage her. Lose complete and utter control. Do what he wanted without even thinking about it first. That's what she wanted, and she was going to get it.

She grabbed John's hand, shoving it inside of her bikini bottoms. He looked at her with an amused grin before rubbing his hand over her swollen sex. Her body twitched, and John took a moment before plunging a finger inside of her, feeling her writhe around him in pleasure.

He unbuckled his belt, quickly shedding out of his pants. Number five was turning out to be better than he imagined.