A/N: I DO NOT own any part of the Law & Order franchise, or the rights to the song Odessa by Caribou. Please forgive any errors, I just got done with my first double session of Bikram Yoga and Pilates, and I am absolutely dead. I just had to write though I can't help myself.

Odessa

"Okay, I think I'm ready. Is this outfit okay?" Jodi asked, walking into the bedroom and checking her hair. John got off the bed and walked over before sliding his arms around her waist and pressing a kiss to one of her bare shoulders.

"You look fine. It's just my little brother, no one you have to make an impression for. Besides, we're already married."

Jodi sighed before looking at herself once more. She wore a simple black Chanel dress with a full skirt that hid her pregnancy well.

She leaned her head back on his shoulder and felt his lips against her temple. In all actuality she was more nervous than she could imagine. This would be the first actual member of John's family she would meet with the exception of his family at SVU. She had butterflies in her stomach. What if his little brother didn't like her? What if he thought she wasn't good enough for John? Sure they were already married, but it was never too late for John to open his eyes and realize she wasn't good enough for him.

"Jodi, don't worry. Bernard will love you. I love you. Just please relax."

"I'm trying." she whined before moving her head up and walking to the bed to grab her clutch. John watched her, grinning. He could see just how nervous she was, and really wanted to help but he wasn't sure there was anything more she could really do.

He knew Bernard would love her. How could he not? Almost everyone who knew her did. She was everything anyone could ever want. She was smart, funny, talented, gorgeous...every single quality imaginable Jodi was.

"You ready to go?" he asked as she lingered near the bed.

She sighed and nodded before rushing towards the door, her neck stiff and tense. John closed the bedroom door behind them and followed her out before going to visit one of the last sane relatives he had.

"What did he say?! Do you think he liked me?!!!" Jodi bombarded him as soon as they got into the car.

"Yes he liked you." John sighed. All night he had watched her stress about the entire thing, when it wasn't even that important. It was when she got up to go to the bathroom that Bernard leaned over and punched him in the arm, warning him to keep her at whatever cost.

"Are you sure? You don't have to lie to me you know."

"Jodi I am not lying to you, and neither Is Bernard. He likes you okay? I really don't even see why you're getting so worked up over this."

"Because John, I just want your familly to apporve of me that's all."

"Fuck what they think. Even if he didn't like you, I don't give a shit. I love you, and that's all that really matters.

"Really?"

"Yes."

Jodi smiled, kissing him before grasping his hand as he stuck in the key in the ignition and turned.

"When did you even put all this stuff in here?" John asked as he rummaged through the closet at the end of the hallway that was absolutely stuffed with random junk.

"When I first moved in. I didn't really have anywhere to put it." she shrugged.

He watched as a solid-gold mallard duck fell to the bottom of the pile, along with a video camera. Unlike all the other senselsss things in there, this actually looked new.

"When did you get this?" he asked.

"Um, the beginning of September I think. Why?"

"Does it work?"

"Yeah. I've just really never had any use for it. Well, now I will with the kids coming but other than that..."

John turned it on, playing with various buttons to see how well it worked. He pressed RECORD, holding it up to Jodi's beautiful face and testing to see whether or not the video would be captured.

He hit the stop button than replayed it. He watched Jodi turn her head, giving him a stunning profile before loooking at the camera head on before he stopped the video.

"I know that look." she smiled watching his pupils dialate and his brow furrow the way it did when he got a an idea.

"...Can we use this?" he asked, finding it suddenly diffcult to breath as excitement welled up within him.

"For what?"

"The bedroom?"

"What exactly in the bedroom?" Jodi bit her lip, already knowing what he wanted.

"Me fucking you."

Jodi smiled again. The last time she had made a sex tape had been...she couldn't remember. Had she ever done such a thing? Whether she had or hadn't, the thought sent her mind reeling and her body began to respond.

"...Give me twenty minutes then meet me in the bedroom." Jodi grinned before rushing into the room and her walk-in closet.

Jodi threw open the double doors to her closet to find John, laying across the bed with the camera all set up at an angle in front of it.

"Damn." John muttered as she walked torwards him, her breasts all but falling out of a small lace bra and matching thong. Her hands were on her hips and her short hair gave her the look of a woman who was classy by day but a freak at night.

"You like?" Jodi asked, running her hand across her chest.

"Get down here." John grinned before grabbing her waist and pulling her down onto the bed, falling onto his back. He began kissing her neck, inhaling her scent and nibbling on the soft skin.

"Is the camera on?" Jodi breathed, closing her eyes as his lips traveled the length of her neck.

"Yes." John chuckled, biting down in random spots before flicking out his tongue, running it across her collarbone.

She opened her eyes, getting into the fierce cougar mode she used to at the club. The sex goddess. The nympho. She was there to impress while doing what she loved the most, add John into the mixture and this video would be better than a Lisa Ann porno.

He pushed her back up before getting on his knees, crawling behind her.

"Just do what I say." he whispered into Jodi's ear, running his hand over one of her breasts. She leaned her head back on his shoulder and closed her eyes as his other hand ventured to her inner thigh, rubbing softly.

John leaned back and unhooked her bra before sliding the straps down her long arms and grabbing her full breasts.

Jodi whined, digging her nails into one of his thighs. John grabbed one of her hands before taking it and slowly easing it down her panties, rubbing her gently with his hand atop hers.

"God that feels good." she sighed, her body quaking.

John retracted her hand, pulling it up to his mouth before sucking on her fingers, tasting her.

"Touch yourself." he growled in her ear. She obeyed, sliding her hand back down her panties once again. As soon as she closed her eyes John scooted back before unzipping his pants and pulling them off along with the rest of his clothes, planning on surprising Jodi.

And a surprise she got. She hadn't even noticed the absence of his body until she felt his rock-hard manhood rubbing up against her. She shuddered, her eyes snapping open as she lost all of her reserve. She didn't care anymore she just wanted John to do everything to her.

John grabbed her hand again before leaning in and whispering in her ear.

"What do you want?" he kissed her temple.

"I want you to do everything to me."

"What do you mean by that?" he ran a hand down her stomach.

"Bite me and pull my hair and slap me." the words spewed from her mouth without her even knowing that she said them.

John chuckled before running his thumb over one of her nipples, causing her to twitch in pleasure.

"I'll do more than that." he bit his lip, thinking about how good it would feel once they went back and rewatched this tape.