Before I forget this, the ages of everyone: Max: 16, Fang: 16, Iggy: 16, Dylan: 16, Nudge: 14, Gazzy: 13, Angel: 11, Melody: 13 HAPPY B-DAY! Yugo: 13, Aleta: 13, Star: 13, Flame: 13, Crimson: 13, and Jade: 13. Yeah, i just changed the ages. So what, its fanfiction, almost anything goes!
I am about to reveal something YOU DIDN'T KNOW! You know the thing for me to sing, NO ONE VOTED! I'M OUT OF MISERY! You're probably thinking "WTH! She is typed it so she must have wanted to do it?" Well here is the thing, as I was revising the chapter of the request, I was having close friends over for a sleepover, surprisingly they knew about my fan fiction! So they dared me to write the singing thingy. If you don't believe me, SHUT UP! AND IF YOU STILL DON'T, THROW YOURSELF DOWN A WELL AND I WILL THROW DYLAN IN IT SO YOU WILL BE TOURTURED!
Gazzy: We should bring popcorn and see who survives. And for fun, we can throw stuff at them.
Me: I like your thinking. We should throw Sam and Dylan in a well and see who will survive, thinking they would win Max's heart. Then if the winner starts climbing out, we could just let Fang handle it and video tape it.
Gazzy: Sounds like fun! I'll get stuff to throw at them, the flock, and chairs, you get food, drinks, and the fighters.
1 hour later.
Me: Ok, this is getting boring, hand me the big daddy Gazzy.
Gazzy: You sure?
Me: It's perfect now.
Gazzy:*Gives big daddy*
Me: Ladies and Gents, pug in your ears and enjoy the show. BOMBS AWAY! BA-BOOM!
Max: Are they alive?
Dylan and Sam: *both screams like little girls*
Me: AND NOW THE FIREWORKS!
Dylan: MY ARM!
Sam: MY LEG!
Gazzy: And they were happily dismembered after, the end! Now, the main event… THE STORY! Oh wait, she does not own anything, not even the songs, but only her characters so yeah. NOW TO THE STORY!
Still the point of Melody…
8:20 a.m. 20 minutes until school starts.
Flying was pretty quick to hell- I mean school. The thing is, when we see normal people, we experiments freak out. Anyone of them could be an eraser. Before I land with everyone else, I check for escape routes. I see a few. Better safe than sorry. Everybody tucks in their wings and head towards the k-12 school. We get our schedules and see what we got. I have 1st Spanish, easy A+, 2nd P.E, really easy, 3rd Drama/Music, YAY, 4th science, as long as I have Gazzy, easy A, Lunch, can you fail it? 5th Math, easy as pi, (Yes, the pun was there on purpose.) 6th L.A, fudge, 7th Band, all right. 8th Civics, please, I make history!
"We have 10 minutes until school starts. I'll take Angel to her class and you guys to yours ok? We all meet together for lunch, no buts about it." Max commanded. I start walking to Spanish. Apparently everyone was there, waiting for class. When I was getting closer to them, eyes were on me. I thought they were going to turn into erasers! Then something broke the silence. Boys started whistling! One tried to slap my butt, then again, I said tried. I take his arm and twist it behind him and kicked him to the ground.
"Hurt me again, it's like a kiss!" I kicked his head back to the ground again.
"Happy now, lover boy?"
"Completely!"
"I love this school already! You can attack someone, and not get in trouble!" Soon after Yugo, Crimson, Aleta, and Jade come over.
"I see you have shown your dominance, Melody." Aleta teased.
"It's natural instincts!"
"Sure." Crimson gave a glare, for an unknown reason.
"Let me guess, a guy tried to slap you on the a- butt?" Yugo guessed.
"Bingo! So you guys have Spanish too?"
"Yep!" Jade answered.
"Ok. Umm…how much time until Hell starts?"
"Hell starts in 3…2…1…now." The bells went off, here I come hell.
If I were to tell you about Spanish, you would be bored out of your mind as I was. So basically; I got 12 phone numbers, 6 love letters, 9 requests for lunch, gave 27 punches, 15 glares from Crimson, 27 thumbs up from Aleta, Yugo, and Jade, and no homework! Well, now there is P.E.
We walked in, of course people were staring, and boys were whistling. I went to a vacant area in the room, and got out my drawing book, one of the only things that keep me sane. It had good childhood memories.
"That's a nice picture you drew."
"God Flame, don't do that to me!"
"What, you weren't alone?" I see Star, Iggy, Max, Fang, and Gazzy.
"Fudge you Flame, fudge you."
"Does that come with caramel or whip cream?"
"The bird or the kick? I can do both if you want?"
"Neither Melody. And I see the boys love drooling over you."
"I've gave the other 27 a nice reminder."
"Melody what did you do?" Gazzy asked.
"Let's just say, many boys won't be reconizable."
"Max, you're rubbing off on Melody again!" Iggy complained. We got interrupted by the coach.
"Class line up and head over to the gymnasium." What? Are we kindergarteners? As we got there, we had to get into pairs. Boys started yelling "I want her!" Or "No she's mine!" I just walked over to a boy that wasn't yelling and waited to see if the boys noticed, never did.
"We are doing do kick-boxing, Melody and Juan, over here!" We moved over to coach.
"Juan, hold this, and Melody get into fighting stance. I want you to show me what you can do."
"I'm sorry if I hurt you Juan." I first give him a jab. He stumbles back a little, but regains control and gives me a smirk.
"Come on shrimp, I bet you can't do it!" Juan taunted.
"You're asking for it." He looked like it was nothing, but boy was he in for a shocker. I gave him a Roundhouse kick, then an uppercut. He keeps moving back with me coming on with half speed. I give him a front kick, a knee strike, and a hard jab, pushing him back. He started running towards me, I give him one of the hardest spinning back kick, but I wasn't done. As he was stumbling back really fast, I jumped in the air, did a 360, planted my feet to the middle of the bag, did a backflip, and landed back into my fighting stance. I have never seen a 14 year old boy fly so far without wings. I walk up to him.
"Am I still a freaking Puerto Rican Shrimp now?"
"No, a female Puerto Rican master. I admit it, I was wrong." I stick my tongue out and pull him back to his feet. Everyone but Flame, Max, Fang, Gazzy, Star, and Iggy's mouth were opened. Slowly everyone started clapping.
"Well, that was a show, wasn't it? You left a hole in the bag!" Coach said flabbergasted. (Yeah, I just used big vocab!)
"Sorry for the hole in the bag Coach."
"Sorry? That was amazing, and your sorry?"
"Something I'm missing here?"
"You know what, pick a group of people, and spend the rest of the period doing whatever. Just remember to go to next period on time." Boy I really like this school! Well I picked the obvious group, Iggy, Star, Gazzy, Max, Fang, and Flame. Star wanted to try something insanely risky, but everyone loved it. We headed to the office, no one was there, perfect. We head towards the microphone for announcements. I was going to do something so scary with Star; I would kill myself later if this goes wrong. I hope this goes well. The voice of Star could be heard everywhere.
"Hey everyone! It's your favourite person here, Star of course! I have a special surprise for everyone here with my friend Melody!"
It seemed if everyone screamed after they said my name. Teachers were trying to get in the office, but Max and Fang covered the doors with black paper so we don't get caught.
"We will be singing a song for you today, so don't listen to your teachers and let's have some fun! Head to the Theatre to see us live!" Yeah, they even have a theatre at the school. Now Aleta, Yugo, Crimson, Jade, Nudge and Angel can throw the silly string out and spray the halls to their content. 10 minutes until I face my fear, fun! Gazzy and Iggy plant a bomb to get to the hall closest to the Theatre.
"This is the plan now. Max's group, get the sprayers to help you get all the students out of their class rooms quietly, Fang's group, make sure we don't get caught and set up everything. After Gazzy start the distraction, you guys go." Star commanded. Everybody nodes in approval.
"All teachers please check your inbox to see the changes on the mandatory meeting, thank you!" Gazzy really sounded like the principle.
"Umm…Star? Why are we doing this? Shouldn't we be focusing on the main plan?" I asked.
"Melody, if we are going to fit in, we should act like we are awesome people, which we are! How many 98% human 2% avian people do you know?"
"Fine, I get your point. You still owe me for doing this." Star smirked and we headed towards Max's group.
After I went to 10 other classes, I went to a random classroom; it was a 10th grade history class. The teacher was on the computer searching for the e-mail.
"Hey, you want to skip this class already?" I whispered-screamed
"What can you do? You may be tall, but you must be an insane 7th grader!" A random 10th grader asked.
"Do not question Melody and her abilities. If you piss her off, she is capable of releasing hell times fifty-two" A random girl said. Word must spread fast around here. "Well, are we going or not? We only have 4 minutes?" I replied. Everyone sneaked out of their chairs and tip-toed out the door. As soon as everyone but the teacher got out, we ran. People were in awe seeing me run faster that everybody and having a great distance. The props of being an experiment I tell you. We finally got to the location. I was freaking out when I saw the huge line of students.
"Pst! Through the window! C'mon already! Star is here! We have 2 minutes Melody!" Aleta dragged me through before anyone saw me. "Get on stage now while the curtains are closed!" I rushed to the stage and met with Star. I peeked through the curtains only to see a lot of kids waiting for us to start. I could feel my heart racing faster than ever, which is really fast being part avian and part human. Aleta gave us a countdown until the curtains open.
5…4…3…2…1
"Hey awesome people of this school! It's Star with Melody here! Are little surprise is finally here! We will be doing a duet together so enjoy! And remember, this is our seceret!" They started the track, here goes nothing.
(Take a hint by Victoria Justice and Elizabeth Gillies. And you guessed it, I don't own this!)
Bold are Melody, italics are Star,Both are Star and Melody, Underlined is choir.
Why am I always hit on by the boys I never like
I can always see 'em coming from the left and from the right
I don't want to be a priss, I just try to be polite
But it always seems to bite me in the -
Ask me for my number, yeah you put me on the spot
We jumped of the stage to get to the huge clapping group of students. We started walking up to random boys in the audience.
You think that we should hook-up, but I think that we should not
You had me at hello, then you opened up your mouth
And that is when it started going south
Oh!
Get your hands off my hips, 'fore I'll punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my— Hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
No you can't buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
I took out a mint candy and gave it to a boy in front of me, he almost fainted!
Take a hint, take a hint
La, La, La...
T-take a hint, take a hint
La, La, La...
I guess you still don't get it, so let's take it from the top
You asked me what my sign is, and I told you it was Stop
Star and I gave a stop sign to a boy just in awe of us. Some of these boys have problems.
And if I only had a dime for every name that you just dropped
You'd be here and I'd be on a yacht
Oh!
Get your hands off my hips, or I'll punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my— Hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
No you can't buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
La, La, La...
T-take a hint, take a hint
La, La, La...
What about "no" don't you get
So go and tell your friends
I'm not really interested
It's about time that you're leavin'
I'm gonna count to three and
Open my eyes and
You'll be gone
One.
Get your hands off my—
Two.
Or I'll punch you in the—
Three.
Stop your staring at my—
Hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
I am not your missing link
Let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint,
Take a hint, take a hint
Get your hands off my hips, or I'll punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my— Hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
La, La, La….
T-take a hint, take a hint
La, La, La...
When we got back on the stage, people were screaming and jumping up and down. The only thing we got close to this attention was when we had to been shown as experiments at the galas. The curtain slowly started to close.
"That was AMAZING! MELODY I TOLD YOU CAN DO IT! I EVEN VIDEO TAPED IT FOR YOU! ZOMG! THIS IS GOING ON MY BLOG! I CAN SEE IT NOW! WORLD'S AWESOMEST DUET EVER FEATURING STAR AND MELODY! OH IT WILL BE AMAZING! YOU WILL BE POPULAR! I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL-."
"Thank you Gazzy for shutting Nudge up."
"I should be thanking you for letting me; I was at the point of killing myself! But we only have 8 minutes left of class, let's skip the rest and head to next period." As I was going to get my stuff, Yugo tapped me on the shoulder.
"There is something Melody I need to tell you." Yugo had sorrow written all over his face. "Don't get angry at me for this, but I- umm… I- don't think this is working out."
"What?"
"Don't take it wrong, but I think we weren't made for each other." DON'T TAKE IT WRONG! WHAT THE HELL! SO THIS IS BECAUSE OF FUDGING KARMA! PLUS YOU TOLD ME YOU LIKED ME? WTH?
"Oh, I won't take it wrong, not one little bit." I was practically in his face growling at him.
"You're scaring me Melody."
"Well I'm just warming up Yugo. I would watch your back." He has seen me scary, but not this scary. I was full of anger so much; I kicked him where his sun isn't shinning anymore. A small whimper satisfied me as I ran away. I was in front of the isolated area for Music/Drama class. A random guy walked up to me. I walked calmly away from him towards an oak tree.
"I can tell what happened, he's a jerk." I look to him with suspicion. "I know what you are too, a 98% human 2% avian. I'm 2% Bengal tiger and a mind reader." Great, now I know 2 mind readers! "You want a tissue?" I snatched it from him, he just smiled. No fun, he's like Fang, except brown hair and he smiles. "Well I'll see you in Music!" As soon as he said that the bell rang. Of course me being who I am, I ran all the way to the door, being 1st there.
When I walked in I saw basically what looked like something from the show Nudge made me watch.
"The Glee Project?"
"I'm not going to ask how."
"Oh, its one of the transferred students! I'm Mrs July, but you may call me Mrs Sunshine." I held in my laughter, I thought our names were weird! "Please take a seat! We have 3 minutes until class starts!" She has the right to be called Mrs Sunshine now; she is so preppy that Max would want to kill her. As if on time Max, Fang, Nudge, Iggy, Jade, and Aleta came in. I guess they walked together. I walked away, avoiding a chance to see Max's wrath. I take my backpack and hang it on the red chair. I take out my phone with earplugs and blast a random song. After relaxing for one minute, part tiger here walks up to me.
"Dubstep Earthquake Fytch Remix, I like your choice of music." He takes one of my plugs and listens to it. I wanted to pop his face, but I was too depressed.
"Well aren't you one of the feisty ones."
"You're pushing your luck now."
"Well class listen up!" I turned off my phone and put it in my bag. "I know you hate normal classes, well you are in luck. You were chosen to be in this class. We are having a group project. I will assign you into your groups and give you the equipment needed. The assignment is…making your own song." Everyone was excited, well except Fang, and Max. Nudge however you didn't need powers to see what was going on in her head. "The catch is you need at least; one or two singers, one guitarist, one pianist, and one drummer, also I will assign a genre. If you can manage that, have a song in two weeks, and preform it, easy A. And if you need help, you may ask anyone, ok." Everyone nodded. Someone came through the door. I could here the clicking of heels.
"Fangy-poo!"
Ha! We all know who that is, and she is going to get revenge. Anyway, I'm disappointed in you, YEAH I'M TALKING TO YOU! Do you hate me? I give you this story and YOU WILL NOT REVIEW? AND BECAUSE OF IT I HAD TO BRING IN HER? Please just review, if you don't *sniff sniff*
Gazzy: SHE WILL A) END THE STORY! B) KILL MULTIPLE CHARACTERS C) TORTURE ME WITH DYLAN AND JB! OR D) ALL OF THE ABOVE! And she is really serious on A and B.
Me: Yep, I was planning on it already, but if you really care, tell me. I'M GETTING SOCIALLY DEPRIVED HERE! IN A WORLD WAISTING MY TIME WRITING THIS FANFICTION!
Fang: And she is willing to do something so horrible and twisted in the story if you don't review, it's a close second to option C. She was going to make Max fall in love with… Dylan.
Me: IT MAKES ME WANT TO THROW UP! *cries* DRASTIC TIMES CALL FOR DRASTIC MESURES! *cries even harder*
Max: WHAT WAS SHE GOING TO DO?1 *reads above then screams*
Dylan: *reads above* YES!
Max: REVIEW PLEASE REVIEW! COME ON DO IT! EVEN IF IT'S A LETTER! OR ONE WORD! PLEASE!
Me: Oh and thank you luvcookiesandHMS for your one review that was a comment!
