A/N: I DO NOT own any part of the Law & Order franchise, or the rights to the song Get Crazy by LMFAO. I also do not own the rights to the song Requiem by Mozart or Telephone by Beyonce ft. Lady Gaga, or Black & Gold by Sam Sparro.

Get Crazy

Jodi listened to the notes of the orchestra as she listened to Mozart's Requiem. Tomorrow morning was her audition. While she spent a majority of her time perfecting everything, the night before something she preferred to relax. Calm her nerves.

Nicotene would have been nice, but that wasn't going to happen. Having John here right now would also do, but seeing as to how he was a slave to Donald Cragen that wasn't happening either.

Betsy snoozed silently beside her and Sadie sat at Jodi's swollen feet, resting her head on her paws.

Jodi sighed before leaning forward and grabbing her can of Arizona Iced Tea and taking a sip. On the flatscreen in front of her Brad Pitt cackled wildly as Fight Club blared. There really was nothing better than this she could be doing to relax.

Except John that was.

She closed her eyes, falling into light sleep only to be jerked awake as Betsy twitched beside her and woke up.

"What the fuck?" Jodi jumped back, slightly alarmed and startled.

"Sorry." Betsy muttered and rubbed her eyes. Jodi looked at her and smiled. Even without her usual heavy black eye makeup, Betsy was pretty. She kind of looked like "Bombshell" McGee (without the sleeping with Sandra Bullock's husband and the Nazi business.)

"It's ok-" Jodi stopped as she felt a small flutter inside of her. She put her hand on her stomach, grabbing Betsy's.

"Do you feel that?" she exclaimed happily.

"Isn't it..way too early for them to be kicking?" Betsy wrinkled her brows.

"Kicking doesn't happen for another two months, but the baby can move around four." Jodi beamed happily.

Betsy moved her hands along Jodi's stomach, pushing her down on her back before resting her ear on it.

"What are you doing?" Jodi asked.

"Seeing if I can hear anything."

Jodi laughed loudly, looking up at the ceiling. Betsy was stoned out of her mind right now, and even if she hadn't been it would have made Jodi laugh. She loved her best friend, no matter what her flaws.

She snapped up before giving Jodi a quizzical look.

"What?"

"Have you ever thought about a Monroe?"

"Huh?" Jodi narrowed her eyes.

"A Monroe piercing."

Jodi thought about it. She had never actually gotten anything else pierced besides the first two holes in her ears. She had never really thought about it. While she was a fan of tattoos, piercings had just never really crossed her mind.

"Not really...I mean it's just not something that's every really crossed my mind."

"Hm...it'd look good on you."

Jodi thought about it for a moment. Betsy had great insight to everything, and if she thought it looked good she was probably right.

"Well, maybe we could do it sometime."

"How about now?"

"Now? You mean...here?"

"No not here. But I know a great place about two miles from here. They do tats and piercings. Best place in town."

Jodi thought about it. It would distract her from the audition tomorrow.

"Okay...let's do it."

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"Morning." John sighed as he collapsed next to Jodi in bed. He had just gotten home. 28 hours at work. He needed sleep.

Jodi was just waking up. She opened her green eyes slowly, looking up at him and smiling.

John noticed the small metal stud above her lip.

"What's this?" he asked.

"Mmm, I got it done yesterday. You like?"

She sat up and smiled at him through groggy eyes. It did in fact look good on her, although it was a bit of a clash with her classical style, but that was the thing that made it look so good.

"I do. What time do we have to leave?" he asked.

"Four hours. I'm going to get ready then practice a little. Why?"

"I'm going to try and get a nap in."

"John, you've been gone for more than a day. Why don't you just stay home?"

"Baby I'm not staying home during your audition. What kind of husband do you think I am?"

"One who needs sleep." Jodi smiled before leaning down and giving him a light kiss on the lips and standing. She untied his shoes, pulling them off before moving in for his tie. No matter what, she loved taking care of him, and John loved that she loved it.

She grabbed her robe and slid it on before making her way to the bathroom. As soon as she closed the door behind her the nerves sank in.

This was her one shot. John had stuck his foot out to get this audition for her. Not to mention what people had to do to get her an audition this close to the new school year. Juiliard was the best of the best. They only took those who stood out. Who were something special.

So was she something special?

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"Sweetie, you're going to do fine." John whispered in Jodi's ear, rubbing her shoulders gently. Her first audition was for dance, she was shaking wildly showing through her elastic black tank. She would have to start shopping in maternity now.

"Jodi, we're ready for you." one of the judge's assistants opened the door and looked around it. Jodi whimpered, turning and giving John a last look before disappearing into the room.

The mahogany door closed behind her, leading to a standardized ballet room. Five judges sat at a table at the end of the room. Jodi walked over.

"And you must be the lovely Ms. Stanford." one of them smiled.

"It's Mrs. Munch now actually." Jodi smiled, heat flooding her face.

"Forgive me. I'm Paul Wesley. To my left are Teryn Douglas, Beneford Ingles, Pierre St. Georges, and Damien Marshall. All are Juiliard alumni and instructors with the exception of Damien, who is finishing up his fifth year in ballet training.

"Nice to meet all of you." Jodi gave her infamous smile.

"So Jodi, what dong will you be dancing to?" Mr. Wesley asked.

"Black & Gold by Sam Sparro."

"Ah, Fame fan I see." there was a note of distaste in his voice. Jodi already knew multiple people had probably used the song since the new Fame came out, but she elected to use it anyway.

"Actually I like the original better. I chose the song because I'm a muscisian and it spoke to me."

"It spoke to you. And what did it say?" Damien tilted his head on the end. Jodi looked over at him, taking a deep breath.

"Sex. Seduction. Angst. Lust. The lyrics may be about fantasy, but the beneath that...it's desire."

Damien nodded, giving her a small grin.

"Whenever you're ready then." Mr. Wesley looked back and forth between the two before putting on his glasses.

Jodi breathed deeply, putting her hand on her stomach momentarily, drawing inspiration from her unborn children. She could do this. For them.

She opened her eyes and nodded at the assistant who started the music. As the opening notes came through, Jodi closed her eyes, absolutely letting the music take her. Losing all train of thought. Even if she didn't make it, she would fucking prove she was worth something.

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She opened her eyes, her breathing labored. Sweat trickled down her forhead, down her back. Her legs burned. Her feet hurt.

She had danced.

"Thankyou Mrs. Munch. That will be all."

Jodi nodded, putting a hand on her round stomach before making her way towards the door.

"And Jodi..."

She turned around.

"Congradulations on the baby."

Jodi smiled before opening the door and stepping out.

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"God!" Jodi moaned as she fell backwards onto the bed. This day had been too stressful. She only made one mistake during her music audition. Other than that she felt she had done pretty well.

By the time she had completed the three her feet ached horribly and her back hurt like hell. She needed to go home, and sit the fuck down and rest.

As she lay on her back she rubbed her stomach. She was already big at 4 months, and she was almost afraid to see how big she would be within the next few.

"You want me to get you anything?" John asked, taking off his jacket. He was still lacking sleep but he just wanted to make his wife feel good.

"Oh honey I've kept you up all day I'm sorry. Why don't you get some rest." Jodi sat up.

"You didn't answer my question. Do you want me to get you anything?"

Jodi smiled weakly. Why was he so good to her?

"Well, some chips and beef jerky would be nice." she said sheepishly.

Over the past week she had developed an incredible hankering for salt and vinegar chips and beef jerky. It sounded completely disgusting, but they were actually delicious together. The tanginess with the mixture of salt. Although it made her as bloated as a whale, it was worth it.

"Okay I'm going to run to the store. Anything else?"

"No sweetie just...please come back home soon. I feel bad for making you run out all over the place all the time."

"That's what I'm here for babe. I'll be back in a few."

John bent over and gave her a long kiss before departing. Jodi smiled, putting a hand on her now-round stomach and rubbing it. She really did have the best husband in the world.

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Anthony ran his fingers through his hair, giving it the less jell-y Jersey Shore treatment. So Olivia had finally agreed to go out with him. Or "Detective Benson" as she always corrected him.

Even though she wasn't going willingly, Anthony knew that begging until she got so annoyed that she said yes would work. He was going to keep his word. If she didn't enjoy herself tonight, he wouldn't bother her again.

But not many girls didn't enjoy their time with King Ant.

His phone vibrated on the bathroom sink. He picked up his Droid, already knowing who it was.

"Hello?"

"Yeah it's me. I'm outside your apartment."

He grinned as Olivia's voice came through.

"Just buzz yourself in."

"Okay see you in a few." she hung up shortly.

Anthony took another look at himself in the mirror. With his slicked back hair, classy stubble, and bright green eyes he sort of looked like Robin Thicke. She would have a hard time not enjoying their date. He was going to blow her mind.

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"That feels really good." Jodi smiled as John ran his hands over her stomach. He grinned before kissing it, resting his head near her navel.

"Hey everyone." he said softly, speaking into her stomach.

There was another flutter inside of her and she jumped.

"Looks like someone loves their daddy." she giggled.

John looked up at her with something undescribeable before laying back and staring at the ceiling.

"I can't believe I'm going to be a father." John sighed.

Jodi turned on her side, running one of her hands through his white hair.

"You'll make a great daddy." she smiled. With all the work he did with kids. From what Olivia had told him there were times where he had almost lost his job, fighting for what he thought was right. He was dedicated. And it was obvious he liked kids. Well, at least working with them. And the way he treated Sadie...he would be a great father.

"You think so?" he raised his eyebrows.

"I know so."

He kissed her, feeling the tremendous joy that overtook him everytime her full lips met with his. It was cheesy, he knew, but he loved her.

John's hands disappeared as he found Jodi's large breasts, squeezing them eagerly. They were just getting bigger and bigger, and he was loving every second of it.

"You feel up to it right now?" John asked, still squeezing them.

"When am I not up to it?" she giggled.

John smiled before kissing her again, tasting her mouth. Feeling the pressure of her full lips. Being with her meant nothing else mattered. He ceased to be Munch and was John. He did in face feel like a completely different person when he was with Jodi, but he was sure it was because he had to put on such a hard facade for his job.

"Let me get on top." she nudged him. John had to admit it was getting rather...awkward. Her stomach.

He nodded and rolled over as she climbed on top of him, running her hands down his somtach.

"You know what this means right?" her eyes narrowed seductively.

"What?"

"We're going to have to learn some new sex positions."

John raised an eyebrow. Now that did in fact sound really good.

"Sounds...great to me." he chuckled before sitting up and grabbing the bottom of Jodi's shirt, pulling it over her head. The XL3 shirt was almost too tight. She was definantly going shopping tomorrow.

He grabbed the clasp of her bra, unhooking it and letting her breasts fall free, running his hands over her erect nipples. She gasped, throwing back her head. John stuck out his tongue, running it over one of her nipples.

Jodi's hands moved to his back, digging her nails into his shirt. Her skin flushed bright red and her green eyes were dominated by mostly pupils. He ran his hands down her sides, missing the way her body used to be, but for some reason the weight she had put on was really, really hot.

She sat up, grabbing the waist and of her sweats before inching them down. John watched, she glanced at him over her long lashes as she did so. John helped her, getting them off her long legs before unbuttoning his shirt.

As he did so Jodi tried to make herself comfortable, something that never seemed to happen unless she was lying on her side now.

On her side...why hadn't she ever thought about that?

Well, that would be next.

As soon as he shed his boxers, she eased herself onto him, closing her eyes as he slid between her walls. She adjusted herself for a moment before moving her hips, groaning loudly. John dug his nails into her ass, feeling how warm and wet she was. Not to mention the fact that she was throbbing wildly. He loved how horny she got.

As she moved on top of him he wanted nothing more than to throw her on the bed, turn her over, fuck her as hard as he could...but he wasn't going to do that. He was going to do whatever made her comfortable.

"Christ Jodi." he muttered as her pace became erratic. Nevertheless, it still felt good.

Minutes went by. Her hair line became drenched in sweat.

"Holy fuck I'm going to come." she whined.

John swallowed. She had a habit of coming within a matter of minutes now. He didn't blame her for it but he had to admit it was a bit annoying. On the plus side, they ended up fucking somwhere else within the next five minutes.

She tensed around him, crying out loudly before swaying on top of him.

"Gimme five minutes." she panted, looking over at him as she lay down beside him.

"Yeah I know." John chuckled before kissing her. He still loved her no matter what.