Welcome to chapter numero this one! Hope you enjoy it, i beg you though, if you read, review! Not being pushy or anything, but i need some feedback, or i may give up and revert to MY corner of gloom...
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"But boss, we only wanted to protect Haruhi!"

"I don't want to hear it! Now give my daughter back!"

"Hikaru, Kaoru, please put me down!"

The plea from the brunette went unnoticed, as the red-headed twins dragged 'him' across the room, and a taller blond boy chased after them.

Girls dotted across the room were watching this spectacle, smiling mildly as the routine ensued. A black haired boy wearing glasses glanced up from his laptop, before sighing and quickly jotting something down in a small black notebook.

Two more boys looked across the room, one was roughly six feet tall, with short black hair and dark eyes, his name was Takashi, but more commonly known as Mori. The other was considerably shorter than the rest of the boys in the room, at about 5 feet tall. This one had honey-blond hair and chocolate brown eyes. He had the look of an elementary school student wearing a high school uniform, and he was called Mitsukuni, more commonly known as Honey.

"Tamaki, I think that's enough now. You have customers to take care of."

The tall blond boy stopped chasing after the twins and Haruhi, and looked at the black haired boy with glasses. He smiled at the girls all seated around the sofas and bowed low to them.

"You know Kyouya, you're perfectly right. Ladies, I am here to serve you, and serve you I shall! Haruhi, make us some commoners coffee."

The brunette slouched away, muttering under 'his' breath "Stupid rich bastards..."

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It was halfway through the host clubs day, things were in full swing. Haruhi was charming the customers with simple compliments, the twins were doing their 'brotherly love' routine. Tamaki was charming his guests with smiles, fluttering eyes and well chosen words that simply entranced the girls. Mori and Honey just got on with things. Mori being quiet, Honey being more active and eating plenty of cake.

For some reason when it came to Mori and Honey, either personality would be overbearing if they were on their own, as Honey was too childish, and Mori would be too quiet and stoic. But together they seemed the perfect pair as Mori would mellow out Honeys personality.

Kyouya had been put on meet and greet duty, where he would meet the customers, show them to their hosts and act as if he were pleased to be there. Kyouya never acted for the girls entertainment, he simply behaved as if things were normal for him, so some of the girls could have a serious conversation with him.

Currently he was stood at the door, gazing out of it. A group of girls made their way to the doors, and he plastered a smile on his face. If he looked happy to see them, they'd be more willing to stay longer, thus pay more.

The girls smiled and giggled at him as he bowed low.

"Ladies, this way please..."

He took them over to their corresponding host, Tamaki, the self proclaimed king of the host club.

It was when he was walking back that he noticed a new girl, in a boys uniform, stood at the door peering into the host clubs domain. Raising an eyebrow, he strode briskly over to her, and she noticed this and tried to shrink back away from view.

As he approached, he could see a little more detail of her, and her appearance. She had long silky black hair, it was all cascading down over her shoulders and her fringe was far too long, covering her left eye. She was wearing oval shaped glasses that perched quite nicely upon her nose. Her eyes were glittering, as well as a striking green.

"Hello miss, may I help you?"

The girl looked nervous for a minute, but sucked in a lung full of air before she spoke.

"My name is Saori, Saori Yasagawa. I'm a scholarship student from England... and um..."

Saori broke off there, fiddling nervously with the corner of her blazer. She was staring down at the floor, but kept shooting glances up at him as if to make sure he was listening and not just staring at her as if she was some part of a freak show.

Kyouya was regarding her wearily. An honor student from England? To come this far, how smart was this girl? He thought quickly about it, then smiled at her and bowed low.

"Miss Yasagawa, it is a pleasure and a privilege to have you here at Ouran academy, my name is Kyouya Ootori, and I'd be more than happy to give you a tour around the school, however, would you like to step inside for a moment whilst I sort some things out."

Saori stood there, dumbfounded for a moment, before following the tall black haired boy into the room.

Not so much as ten seconds passed before the whole room was at a complete standstill. All eyes were facing Saori, and though she tried her best to ignore the incessant staring, she felt a hot blush creep onto her cheeks and her ears went very red, very quickly.

"Tamaki;" Kyouya called for the blond boy, who looked extremely confused at the sudden intrusion of a young girl in a boys uniform. "Come here please..."

The king of the host club smiled politely, and strode over to the two blackettes. He shook Saori's hand warmly before turning to Kyouya.

"Yes Kyouya, what can I do to help you and this lovely lady?"

"This is Saori Yasagawa, an honor student from England. I've taken it upon myself to give her the tour of the school. That's okay with you, isn't it?"

Tamaki stood in silence for a moment, before letting out a loud 'SQUEEE' and hugging Kyouya tightly around the waist.

"Oh Kyouya, I always knew you'd step into your motherly nature sooner or later, taking a new girl, nothing but a young fledgling under your wing, oh, how wonderful!"

Girls across the room swooned, the twins snickered, Honey smiled brightly whilst Haruhi and Mori just looked completely apathetic to this situation. The latter two simply looked over at Saori with mild interest. What was with this new girl for Kyouya to help her so willingly.

Tamaki was still clinging to Kyouya, and from what the other hosts could tell,it was rather aggravating him. There was a sort of dark aura emitting from him, and even Saori had stood well back from the two.

Within three seconds, Kyouya had grabbed hold of Tamaki's ear lobe, held him at arms length away from him, and dropped him to the floor. The next thing people knew, Kyouya had stood firmly on Tamaki to render him motionless.

Girls oohed over at the second years,and Saori was stood in shock. Was this normal for Japanese people? If so, when was the next plane out of here?

"That's why I call him the Shadow King..." whispered a voice from next to her. She looked around to see Haruhi looking wearily over at the 'king' begging to be let up.

"My name's Haruhi Fujioka by the way, and you are...?"

"Oh, I'm Saori Yasagawa. I'm an honor student from England. Um... is that kind of thing normal for round here?"

The two looked over at the others, who had gathered round to try to persuade Kyouya to get off Tamaki.

Haruhi sighed.

"Pretty much, yeah. Can I ask something?"

"Sure, why not."

"Why are you in a boys uniform if you're a girl?"

"Oh, well, at my old school in England, girls got the choice to wear trousers or a skirt, but we all had to wear blazers and ties. I just found this uniform more comfortable than that horrible yellow dress they tried to stick me in... Anyways, couldn't I ask you the same question?"

All of a sudden, Haruhi looked extremely nervous, eyes widened and mouth agape, 'he' just managed to stammer;

"W-what do you mean?"

"Well, why are you in a boys uniform? You're a girl aren't you?"


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