Hi everyone! This is chapter 4.
I decided that I'm gonna update every sunday so then i have time to mull over the next chapter and stuff.
Please could more people review...? You'r all making me saaad... :(

And finally, do i need to say it?
Of course I don't own Ouran, or i wouldn't be writing daft lil fanfics, teehee :3


They were all just staring at me, Kyouya right in the middle of them all, light shining off his glasses in a way that made him look pretty ominous...

What should I say? Anyone with eyes and half a brain could figure out that Haruhi was a girl. What, did all the other girls think she was just a feminine looking guy? That's just stupid!

In fact, I'd say exactly that!

"Umm... I dunno..."

...Way to go Saori! Just fuck it up now while there's seven strange people towering over you... and now I had six people raising their brows at me, and one looking at me sympathetically.

"I mean, it's pretty obvious that she's a girl... anyone with eyes could tell that..."

They just continued to raise their brows,and I was getting pretty sick of it already.

"Well, how do you guys know? Did she tell you she was a girl and you stick her in a boys uniform anyway, or did you figure it out? I'm sorry, but only someone who was completely blond wouldn't be able to figure it out unless they walked in on her changing, it's completely obvious!"

By this point, only Kyouya looked as if this last sentence did not affect him in any way. Tamaki had turned bright red, and was crouching in a corner of the room, the twins were laughing so hard they looked as if they were going to wet themselves, Honey was giggling like a five year old and Mori was stood there with a slight smile playing at the corners of his lips.

Haruhi had slumped down next to me and told me the whole sorry tale of how she came to be a member of the host club, and how each of the boys had figured it out along the way. Apparently, Kyouya had figured it out upon hearing her name, as he compiled a list of all the students that may or may not come into contact with the Host Club, and things about their lives.

This only scared me as to what he would find out about me... all the embarrassing things that happened in year eight... the fact that I used to be... chubby.

Oh my god! What pictures could he find?!

I must have shuddered visibly, because Haruhi looked at me funny, and asked if I was okay. I just nodded numbly, and glanced sideways at the other boys.

Kyouya had a mean glint in his eyes, as if he could read my mind (he couldn't, could he?) the twins were still laughing at Tamaki, and Mori and Honey were just watching on in amusement.

Haruhi apparently had enough of the laughter, because it didn't take long for her to snap at them.

"You know guys, you were in the changing rooms too when you found out. I had to kick you out, remember?"

The twins stopped laughing abruptly. Kyouya smirked. Mori and Honey looked amused further still; Tamaki seemed to go very pale.

Tamaki went very pale indeed. He slowly turned his head towards the twins... and blew fire out of his mouth?

Lord... why am I here?

"HOW DARE YOU SHADY TWINS LOOK AT MY DARLING DAUGHTER WHEN SHE'S NOT DECENT?"

"Whaaa-? Boss, we hate to argue... but you're the seasoned pervert around here!"

"H-How dare you? I am Haruhi's father! I am the king, I... I... I AM NOT A PERVERT!"

He ran over to Haruhi and grabbed hold of her shoulders, pulling her close to him so there was about an inch of space between their faces, then shook her wildly when she didn't say anything.

"Haruhiii... tell them! I'm not a pervert, I'm your daddy! Tell those shady twins! Tell them! Tell them!"

Haruhi just looked away and sighed... this caused him to shake her again. I couldn't help myself, I had to speak up, come on, no-one had the right to do that to anyone! This had to be molest of some kind.

"Hate to speak out against you, since I don't know you like, at all. But you kinda look like some sort of pervert, or molester, or something. Seriously, haven't you heard of personal boundaries?"

I stopped there, because my mum had taught me to behave better than that, and be polite (but like I ever listen) so I stopped there... I'd said enough anyway judging from their reactions. All I saw was Tamaki huddled in a corner of the room, a cloud hanging above his head and he was growing... mushrooms. The twins had resumed their laughter and had linked arms with me, telling me that I was going to fit in alright 'round here.

Tamaki was mumbling and crying silently. He turned around and gave us all puppy eyes, I swear, it could have melted my heart.

Could've, if Kyouya hadn't looked over at him and said;

"You really are an idiot, aren't you?"


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