Chapter... 6 now is it?

Right, I decided that i'm just gonna start spewing them out :p I don't have the patience to wait a whole WEEK to post again! I was also wondering if a few more people could review, but right now i have to thank (insert drum roll)
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on to the show! but first, i don't own this, never have, never will... though i so desperatly wish i did....


"Welcome!"

All the girls let out a squee as they saw the hosts outfits, and awed at my outfit.

"Saori-Chan, did they ask you to wear that costume? You look so cute!" said a first year girl.

"Well, kinda. I suppose since I stay for meetings and everything, I should try to fit in... speaking of meetings, you should have seen Tamaki on the latest..."

And with that, I made her way over to a table on the far corner of the room to spread a little well rehearsed gossip about the host club, all of which Kyouya had told me to say.

I just talked about arguments between the twins and Tamaki, how Haruhi was seemingly 'falling for a girl he hosts' (which 'he' isn't by the way) and the latest between Honey and Mori. It's a funny thing because they all cling to my every word. Apart from being slightly unnerving with twenty-two eyes looking at me constantly, I quite enjoyed my job here. It meant I was getting to know a few girls that I could hang out with (though they'd only want to talk about the hosts) and a few guys to hang with, who just kept it real... out of hours of course.

I also found out that Haruhi lived close to my grandmothers house, so I'd made it routine to walk home with her or at least give her a lift if my grandfather came to pick me up. I'd also spent the last few nights at her place studying for upcoming exams, though most of which was on the curriculum I had already studied and completed back in England, so technically I was one step ahead of everyone.

After talking for a while, the girls slowly drifted away to the hosts I'd been talking about, to see if they could spot anything different in them. I walked around too, just watching from a distance as the boys did their jobs.

Honey was eating cake, and Mori was currently showing a young (blushing) girl how to handle a sword. It wasn't going too well as it was too heavy to pick up, and she refused help from Mori because if he held her hands, she'd probably pass out.

Tamaki was acting like some retarded person... which he kind of was, by waving his sword around and acting all heroic. Then he went up to a girl who was watching with a dovey look upon her face and pulled her close, saying how he'd fight off a thousand angry pirates just to see her beautiful smile. The whole scene made me want to upchuck.

Haruhi was over with a few girls who commented on how cute she looked, and how you could 'almost imagine she was a girl'. Wonder how? I swear they're all as blond as Paris Hilton...

I walked around a bit more, looking at giggling girls and others trying to revive their friends who were passed out on the floor. Guess why?

The brotherly love act, as by the Hitachiin twins.

Yes, Hikaru and Kaoru were at it again.

"... and I had to fight off about ten of the brutes by myself! Kaoru just stood their in shock, haha"

"Hikaru;" said a very upset Kaoru "You said you wouldn't tell them that... I felt so weak..."

A fake tear ran down the younger twins face and he turned away from the crowd of girls who all looked about ready to glomp the twins.

Within the space of two point five seconds, Hikaru had grabbed Kaorus arms, spun him around and had him pressed right up against his chest. He wrapped one arm around the younger ones waist and the other hand went under his chin, pulling his face up to meet his own.

"Kaoru... Don't be mad at me... I'm sorry I told them selfishly about my bravery... But the truth is, I'd fight them all again just to be with you."

"Oh Hikaru... I forgive you."

Their faces were inches apart, and they looked as if they were going to kiss. All the girls swooned for them, and they smirked. I, however, made retching sounds and turned away.

Twincest... disgusting.

It was then that I made my way over to Kyouya. He wasn't hosting at the moment because his next appointment was only in half an hour. I decided I'd go over to him to escape the insanity. He might well be working but know how to be quiet. Plus, I want to know something.

I sat next to him, ad just stayed quiet as he typed away. Then he sighed.

"What do you want exactly?" he asked.

"Nothing... just wanted to chill out and it's quiet over here."

He just looked at me, and I guess I looked slightly nervous, as he raised his eyebrows and gave me the 'Kyouya' look. I was also fiddling with my shirt, so I kind of gave it away. He just kept looking at me, waiting for me to say something.

I looked up again, and saw him staring at me. I dropped my head again... how am I going to ask this? I should just come out with it.

"I was wondering... how do you get all the information of everyone?" I mumbled.

He stopped and looked at me. Probably thinking 'She wanted to know that of all things?'

"It's classified. If I told you, I'd have to kill you."

He was smirking. I knew he had a reputation of threatening people. I heard from the twins that in Elementary he got upset with someone, and they were never seen again. He didn't deny it, in fact he just smirked and said that people shouldn't be so foolish as to aggravate him. I looked into it all, and found out that the kid had moved to Germany with their parents. Go figure.

However, I have seen him get annoyed with Tamaki before, the whole 'standing on him when I first met them all' thing. I know he gets annoyed, and he can (and will) lash out. Like Haruhi said, she calls him the shadow kind for good reason. But these are empty threats.

"I think I could deal with that." I said then.

It looked as if it took him by surprise, because his mouth opened in a little 'o' shape. If he does get information of people, he probably has a file for me. And I know that for ages when I was little I let people walk all over me, and I was really shy, and also kinda geeky, but look where I am now, in Japan!

"I just look into family history, school files, permanent records. Just things like that, and then I compile all the information into a database. It's simple really."

"Do you get pictures too?" I asked

"Sometimes, yes. It depends which photographs I can get a hold of. I don't want to embarrass people if I get careless and the files slip from my hands into others."

He gave a fake and slightly sadistic smile, and suddenly I felt really clammy. Of course he's seen pictures of me when I was younger... so he knows I used to be chubby. If it hadn't been for the Nintendo Wii Fit, I probably never would have lost the weight.

After that we just sat in silence. He typed away whilst I looked at people over with the others.

When it was my time to go and greet my next guests, they did basically the same as the first group had. Gushed over my outfit, gabbed on for half an hour and dispersed to the other hosts.

I have to repeat this for another hour... it sucks to be me. Officially.

"Hey Saori!" I turned to see the twins waving at me, shouting for me to come over.

"what do you guys want?" I asked going over to them.

We're bored." said Hikaru

"Play with us!" shouted Kaoru, grinning evily.

"Look;" I sighed "I don't want to get tangled up in any of your sick games. Do what you want to keep everyone else entertained."

I walked back to my place, and watched them from across the room. Hikaru turned to Kaoru and said something, and then they both smiled. You can always tell that something is going to go very horribly when they smile.

"Kyouya-Sempai, can we take our shirts off, it's really hot in here." shouted Hikaru. Kyouya merely looked up and shrugged, not caring much.

"wait, Hikaru! You said you'd only ever do that for me..."

I groaned, this again?

"Don't worry Kaoru, you know I'll make it up to you later."

"Okay Hikaru..."

The boys both took their shirts off, and casually threw them to the side, Hikaru pulled Kaoru into a hug, Kaoru blushed and quite predictably, all the girls fawned over them. They then walked over to me and pulled me into a hug, telling me that they'll keep me safe from harm. Tamaki ran over to 'protect me from those devious twins' and as the blond pulled on one side, and the twins pulled on the other side, I just sighed.

As I said before, it officially sucks to be me.