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Haruhi looked confused "Physical exams?"

Oh... crap.

"That's right... I forgot all about it."

We all looked at Haruhi, while Kyouya read over his notes. She looked rather horrified at the idea of being found out like that... I could only imagine... being revealed as a girl in front of the years girls, all of which look horrified that Haruhi, the cute boy at the host club was actually Haruhi, the cute girl pretending to be a boy at the host club.

The school would hate her, and then they would also turn against the boys as they must have known all about it, and disguised her for some sick, twisted reason.

Then again, it's non of my business what they did to her before I arrived, and I could easily flee the country if needs be.

"Then that means, there's no doubt. They're gonna know, I'm really a girl."

Everyone, but myself, Mori and Kyouya, looked horrified at her obvious revelation.

* * *

Back in the club room, and back in my uniform, we were all sat contemplating what to do about Haruhi's gender predicament. Well, Tamaki was just sat day dreaming, but he was being fairly quiet so that was good enough for me.

"Hey, um, she could fake being sick. That way she would be technically having a physical exam, just not in school. Do you think she could pull the wool over her dads eyes?"

Kyouya looked at me, and sighed.

"Well, she could try, but from what my research tells me, he gets rather protective of Haruhi.. What I mean to say is he'd make a big deal of it, plus he's not a complete imbecile, and he'd figure it out sooner or later."

"Ah... well that's down the toilet."

Honey and Hikaru were watching Tamaki daydream.

"He must be having a really nice daydream." Honey smiled.

Hikaru started grumbling. "Yeah, but he's kinda freaking me out."

Tamaki seemed to snap out of it fairly quickly and shot daggers at Hikaru. Then he grinned like the crazed pervert he is.

"Envious Hikaru? It's all part of my strategy. Whilst you've been blinded by your jealousy, I've seen the outcome of this charade! It's obvious that this will result in Haruhi falling in love with me, it's like some romantic comedy! We're the main characters, so we have to be love interests!"

"If you're the main characters, then what are we?" asked Hikaru and Kaoru.

"Why you, you are the supporting homosexual side cast!So please make sure you don't step across this line."

He drew a line on the floor with some chalk, grinning like the moron he is.

The twins scrutinized the line, not looking pleased. "You've gotta be kidding."

"Excuse me, Tamaki. If they're the homosexual side cast, then what am I?"

He looked at me, then smiled like a little boy hearing that Christmas was coming early.

"You Saori, are Haruhi's best friend from across the waters! You and Haruhi will have slumber parties, and paint each others nails, and do each others hair, and be all girly and everything!"

"I don't think so."

He stopped looking so happy, in like a second.

"What...?"

"I don't think that plan will work, I mean, I get that you want Haruhi to be more girly, but I don't get how spending time with me will help any with that. In case you haven't noticed, I do tend to like more boys things, I talk like a boy, I act like a boy sometimes. I'm kinda a tomboy, and slightly emo if you wanna add that it too..."

"Emo...?"

"I'm not going into it, it's basically just a stereotype of the music I listen to and the way I prefer to dress."

"Oh." he was looking even more confused by the second.

"And there's another thing... I don't think you're getting the whole 'Haruhi is a girl and might actually get exposed' thing."

"I'm not?"

That's when Honey jumped in too.

"Yeah, 'cos if people find out Haru-Chan is a girl, she can't be in the host club any more. But I bet if she started wearing girls clothes, she'd be even cuter than she is now~"

I shook my head and walked out for a bit. I hate drama. There was just way too much of it in there.

I decided I'd go to a library, but no sooner had I turned a corner, then I ran into a boy in a cloak who was hiding in the shadows. He had the dark cloak on, hood pulled up, and he had black hair too. He did look kinda, sorta creepy.

"Um, hello..."

"Good day to you miss..." he had this deep, rough voice, and it sounded like he was sneering, but not in a 'I'm better than you' way, just like he was... well, kinda sorta creepy...

"I've not met you before. I'm Saori Yasagawa. Who are you by the way."

He looked at me for a moment, before extending his hand, I took it and shook it.

"Umehito Nekozawa. It is a pleasure to meet you... I'm also sorry if I... if I scared you, I was on my way to my club."

"Oh, you didn't scare me..."

We stood in silence for a minute. He was holding what looked like a cat doll, wringing it in his hands.

"What's that?" I pointed to the doll.

"Oh, this is Belzeneff... he's a... voodoo doll."

Voodoo, seriously cool.

"What club are you in if you do voodoo?"

He looked at me startled. It must be like, the longest conversation he'd had without someone running away.

"I'm in the black magic club..."

"Sounds good. Tell you what, I'll talk about it later, might check it out. But right now I need the toilet. Seeya soon Umehito.!"

"See you soon. And please just call me Nekozawa."

"Bye Nekozawa!"

I ran off to use the loo, I think I was about to wet myself.

* * *

"Am I really gonna get to try it?"

Haruhi was facing away, and everyone else was cheering or looking happy.

"What's going on?" I asked.

Mori was the first to acknowledge my presence. He turned to me.

"We bribed Haruhi to stay a boy with food."

"Oh, fair enough."

I sat down and propped my feet up, thinking about how we would hide Haruhi's identity, and if I'd actually have time to check out the black magic club.

"What're you thinking about?"

I looked up to see Mori again, looking slightly curious. I gave him what I hoped was a relaxed smile.

"Nothing special Mori, just thinking about a boy a met on the corridor earlier."

I was glomped instantaneously by Kaoru, Hikaru and Tamaki. Haruhi and Kyouya raised their eyebrows, Honey was smiling... like normal, Mori looked curious.

"What's he called Saori? Daddy won't let him near you!"

"Um, for the fifty-sixth time this week, you're not my dad. I don't want you to be my dad. And his name was Umehito."

I got four blank stares, two surprised ones and a very hyper Honey bouncing up to me.

"I know him! I know him! He's in my year! Umehito Nekozawa, he's in the black magic club!"

"Yeah, I know. He told me."

"Ne-Ne-Nekozawa!"

Tamaki leaned over, grabbed my shoulders and shook me hard.

"I'm telling you now Saori, don't mess with him... he's scary."

"Coming from you, I don't know if I'm gonna take it seriously."

"But... but... he is..."

"mhmm, yeah, sure. Kyouya, what's the plan to hide Haruhi's gender?"

"I'll tell you later... right now we have to coax Tamaki from his corner. Thanks to you"

And sure enough, Tamaki was in his corner of woe.

For the eleventh time this week.