Chapter 17. review please the fourhundred and seventy two people that looked and then couldn't be bothered... just a small thing to say " hey, it's alright" would make my day... just something?!
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"Kyouya, why are we here?"
"Because we are. Tamaki wants us to be under cover, he thinks we can deceive everyone."
I scoffed. "Like that would work."
He turned and gave me a sideways glance, he smirked and started chuckling.
"Exactly."
He's an evil little man.
I turned around to look in the mirror. They'd got me to dress in the same uniform as the nurses, but so I couldn't be recognized, they'd got me to put on a brown wig. It looked like I had really short wavy hair. It felt so weird.
Mori and Honey were dressed as doctors. They looked ridiculous, and you could tell it was them right away. At least I looked sort of different.
Then I hear the speakers come on. The second years were on their way.
"We will begin conducting physical examinations shortly. All students please proceed to the clinic in your respective school building."
We could hear large amounts of footsteps from down the hall, and knew the students were coming. I took my place among the other nurses ready to greet the other pupils. As the doors opened, we all said "Welcome students". It wasn't long before I spotted Haruhi walking in with Hikaru and Kaoru. The twins caught a glimpse of me and winked, grinning from ear to ear.
Kaoru walked up to me.
"Hey Saori, you look good"
"Well, that's the idea. I gotta go get Haruhi now, hold up."
I walked off and stood behind Haruhi. I took a breath before tapping her on the shoulder.
"Mr Fujioka? I'll be your nurse today~" I had made my voice higher so Haruhi wouldn't notice. Asking why I was dressed as a nurse would kill the plan.
When I did, no-one noticed me, but Mori and Honey had been sussed out. Girls were crowding round them, looking at them curiously.
I started pulling Haruhi to the special boys clinic that Kyouya had set up for her, when she spotted Mori and Honey. She stopped, so I had to stop too. When she shouted out their names, they shushed her and Kyouya popped up behind us.
"I've got those two for backup just in case something happens."
"But why are they in doctor disguises?"
He shrugged in response. "It's to set the mood. Disguises help our operation feel like a real espionage mission."
I started pulling Haruhi along again when I turned and saw a strange looking man bump into Kyouya, he hastily apologized then stumbled past Mori and Honey.
I could only wonder... who was that guy?
I proceeded anyway, when I felt Haruhi being pulled away from me and taken behind a screen. Just as planned. I heard Tamaki, then waited a moment before calling out for Haruhi asking if 'he' was ready to be measured.
It took me about a minute to notice that everyone was gathered around, then Tamaki appeared in a brown wig, gawking. The twins looked absolutely gleeful. I couldn't help but snicker too when he said he was Haruhi Fujioka.
Girls were muttering among themselves.
"That's Tamaki."
"That's definitely Tamaki."
"Is he cosplaying as Haruhi?"
"What's going on, is he trying to be funny?"
I saw Haruhi fall from the side of the curtain, looked exasperated, but turned quickly when I heard the twins burst out laughing.
"I can't believe he actually did it!" yelled the eldest Hitachiin.
"They recognized him! I told you they'd see through it!" shouted the younger twin.
I laughed along with everyone else as Tamaki completely blew up at the twins.
Honey skipped over, in his normal clothes today and started giggling.
"Hey, you knew it was gonna happen too?"
"Well yea! And the best thing is, it doesn't matter who checks Haru-Chan out, because all the doctors here are from Kyouya's family's hospital."
"Well... he could have said that sooner..."
Kyouya went behind the screen and returned a moment later, he stooped down to whisper in my ear.
"Take Haruhi to the special boys clinic now, we've had our fun."
* * *
I walked into the room with Haruhi and stood beside the door. The female doctor here said that she was completely aware that Haruhi was a girl, which only caused Haruhi to freak out and look at me.
"Haruhi, it's okay. It's me." and with that, I finally got to pull of that stupid itchy wig.
"Wow... you didn't look like you."
"That's the magic of makeup and a wig."
"Oh."
We both started laughing, and then the smiling doctor told Haruhi to go behind the screen and disrobe.
As Haruhi disappeared, the doctor turned to me.
"Miss, are you a student here?"
"Um, yeah, I am. I was just in on the whole Haruhi thing..."
I blushed as she scrutinized me, wondering if I was about to get locked up for impersonating a nurse.
"Would you like a checkup now you're here?"
I was surprised for a moment, then nodded.
"Yes, thank you."
I went behind a second screen and took off the dress. After a minute, I was stood in my girl boxers (don't laugh, they rock!) and vest. I wear a bra too, but I like to wear a vest over the top.
I was waiting for the doctor, when I heard the curtains open next door. I was starting to think that Haruhi was being checked first... if I hadn't heard scuffling.
"Excuse me..." she started. Then I heard a mans voice start up.
"No! Its not what you think, just keep quiet."
I pushed through the curtain and saw the same man that had bumped into Kyouya earlier.
"Hey! Get off her!" I stomped over and shoved him off Haruhi. I must have looked a sight as I stood over him, not particularly pleased, and only half clothed... kind of.
I must just attract perverts...
So, there was a cowering man on the floor, a startled Haruhi looking at me in my vest and (girl) boxers. The man started to stand up, stammering, when I heard Tamaki shout 'Haruhi!' and he burst in... just my luck.
"Tama-Chan kick!"
Tamaki flew across the room, kicked the man square in the side of the head, did a flip and landed on his feet. The man flew across the room (thanks to the 'Tama-Chan kick') and hit the wall with a crack. Even I flinched.
Hikaru and Kaoru flanked Haruhi.
"One... good looks that attract the public eye."
Then Kyouya came out from the shadows.
"Two... more wealth then you can imagine."
Mori and Honey stood inside the curtain.
"Three... Chivalry that will never be able to overlook..." (Mori)
"The hideous wickedness of the world." (Honey)
Tamaki dropped his shirt over Haruhi, then stood up tall.
"That's what makes up the Ouran Host Club!"
I just stood, slightly bemused, as they all finished together.
"We're here, watch out!"
The man started to cower, so while everyone glared at him, I moved back into the shadows. I honestly didn't want the guys to see me in my underwear... I know the man had, but different circumstances, you know.
"Please don't hurt me! Spare me my life!"
Haruhi looked at the other hosts, very confused.
Then the man went on to tell us his life story... apparently, he is a doctor, named Yabu, but his family walked out on him because he had debt. He wanted to find his daughter to apologize to her, but he couldn't seem to locate her.
As he was telling his story, I felt so much sympathy for him. I know what it's like to lose family, so I could really empathize with him. I found myself knelt on the floor next to him patting his shoulder. I knew full well the others were staring at me, but so? The guy was obviously broken...
"I know I'm terrible at managing money, and I can't say no to anybody. I don't blame them for being tired of constantly living in debt! But I wanted to see my daughter one more time so I came here... after being pelted by rain and wandering the streets I came to your school. Once I got here I was mistaken as a doctor here to examine students."
Hikaru and Kaoru looked exceptionally bored, and started drawling "Well of course, you're wearing a doctor coat." "Anyone would mistake you."
He said how he was just trying to ask a girl if she had seen his daughter, but she started screaming and then people chased him away. He was getting really upset, so much so that he was crying and even snotted himself. Eww.
Tamaki was crying to, and went over to comfort Yabu.
I stood and walked over to Haruhi whilst the other questioned Yabu farther.
"Hey, you okay?" I asked her, touching her shoulder.
"Yeah, I'm fine. It just shocked me a bit when he came in."
I started laughing a bit, "I can imagine. I wouldn't have liked it."
She laughed too, "Yeah, then you came in and shoved him off. You looked seriously mad."
"Well duh! I wouldn't want one of my best friends getting attacked by some dude. I guess that wasn't his intention, but it didn't look too good, did it?"
She just laughed at me. Then stopped when I felt a tap on my shoulder. Turning around, a saw Mori looking at me.
"Why are you only in your underwear?" he asked in that low, monotonous voice.
"Well, the doctor asked if I wanted to have a checkup too, so I said yes. I was in my underwear when I hear Yabu go in Haruhi's stall. I went in there too 'cos I thought he was a pervert."
He just nodded, then took off his blazer and draped it over my shoulders.
"Um... thanks. I guess."
He went back to the others, when Tamaki asked Kyouya to find a map of all the school in the area.
"Find a map... he should find his own god damned map..."
This set me and Haruhi off again, we just giggled for a while until Kyouya walked back in and glared at us... as if he knew we were laughing. It's official, he can read minds.
Pretty soon, Yabu was on the road again, and we were waving goodbye to him from the window, I was still in my underwear with Mori's blazer over me, and Haruhi still had Tamaki's shirt over her.
Hikaru turned to us all; "Are you sure about this?"
Kaoru looked at us too; "After all, even if he does manage to find his daughter, there's no guarantee she'll want to speak to him."
We were all silent for a moment, then Tamaki spoke up.
"Well, that's something he'll have to find out for himself..."
I smiled up at him. Okay, I guess there are times where he could be really nice and he could be more help than hindrance. This is one of those times.
Haruhi retreated back to the screened area, and I gave Mori his blazer back.
"Saori."
"Yes Kyouya?"
"For the love of god, get some clothes on."
