Daniel, Sam, Landry, Teal'c, and Cam all stood at the front of the table in the conference room with the same slightly disgusted expression as they stared at the person eating happily at the end of the table. They had swarmed around Landry when he entered the room with files about Ba'al's current plan and location. Vala who was feeling rather lazy that morning stayed seated and got her bag out, taking several snacks out and began eating, while ignoring her friends.

"Mmmmm." Vala closed her eyes pleasure on her face as she took a large bite of pickle and then a bite of a chocolate donut and then proceeded to chew them together. She took another huge bite and then set the food down, leaning back and putting her hand on her stomach. Vala reached over for her water bottle filled with apple jiuce and took a long chug. When she was done she went for the small carton of "Ben & Jerry's Half Baked."

"Are those potato chips in there?" Cam asked disgusted.

"Funyuns to be exact." Daniel said, folding his arms.

"I think I'm going to puke." Sam frowned and looked away. "That is so gross."

"It's sort of like watching a documentary. You know the ones where the snake eats the mouse or something."

"Then the pregnant lady sets down her food back down an-

"Teal'c has more of a voice for documentaries." Landry interrupted Cam. They all looked at Teal'c who looked away.

"Do it Teal'c, that would be funny!" Sam smiled.

Teal'c thought about it for a moment before finally speaking. "Then Vala Mal Doran searches for her next prey with hunger and determination. Her eyes catch sight of the mozzarella sticks and peanut butter- her next victim. Unlike other predators The Mal Doran's jaws do not unhinge as she takes an extremely large and inhumane bite of her meal. The creature-

"That's my wife you're talking about." Daniel said. There was a moment of silence before they broke out in laughter. They stopped until they heard the voice on the opposite side of the room.

"What are you guys laughing at?" Vala spoke suddenly, her eyes narrowed and her chewing slowed.

"Nothing." Daniel said quickly. Too quickly.

"Nothing?" Vala said. "Last time I checked people who were wonko laughed at simply nothing. Now you're not all wonko are you?"

The smiles vanished, Cam awkwardly coughed. They hadn't expected that from her.

"I'm sure you have all noticed my strange eating habits…Eloise gets what she wants. She is spoiled….just like me, Daniel spoils me. Especially in bed every time I want need him." Vala's lips curled into a knowing smile and she looked back at her food and pat her tummy before she continued eating.

Daniels face went read and he heard two laughs that were quickly disguised as coughs. Daniel looked at his hands, he knew better than to lie to his wife's face.

"I've never understood prego cravings." Cam said, killing the awkward silence.

Sam nodded in agreement.

"It was really bad a couple weeks ago. She ate nothing but cheese . Dinner. That lasted over a week. I was worried she was going to get her or the baby sick from lack of nutrients. Now, she eats a lot of monte cristo sandwhiches with extra raspberry jam, this stuff you see before her and sweet potatoe fries with extra ranch. You have no idea how many times she has woken me up in the middle of the night for food- food we don't always have. I'm on a first name basis with the staff at the 24 hour mini mart.I don't mind a single bit at all, I am happy to do it. I just want her to eat more healthier foods and lately she has."

"Why not put a little avocado in her BLT's." Teal'c suggested. " They are very rich with vitamins, from what I hear.

"God no. I tried that already. Apparently with the cravings comes dislikes of certain foods. No avocado, eggs, no red meat, no apples, no mushrooms, no poptarts, and no jello."

"No jello?" Sam asked surprised.

"Youre kidding! Princess doesn't like jello anymore? She loves that stuff more than she loves you." Cam added.

"Hahah Cam." Daniel said sarcastically. " and yes no jello. It makes her sick."

"That's so strange," Sam shook her head. " And really sweet of you to do all that for her. Make late night runs, stock up, care for her, see to her hand and foot- in bed and out of it."

"Samantha!" Daniel couldn't believe she said that.

"It's true." She smiled and shrugged.

They all turned to Vala when they heard a soft thud at the end of the table. Vala had fallen asleep at the tables. Her head rested on her arms, her face was covered by a mass of curls, she was out cold.

"Is she okay?" Teal'c asked.

" Yep." Daniel laughed.

"Does she always do that?" Landry asked.

" Usually. She eats a lot then passes out." Daniel smiled at his silly wife and went to pick her up.

"I'll clean up." Same started picking things up from the table

"You sure?" "

"Yes im sure. You go ahead and go home."

"Thanks, Sam." Daniel gave her a smile of appreciation and reached for Vala.

"Shhhh it's just me." Daniel whispered in her ear when she stirred and mumbled unhappily when he lifted her into his arms. Vala relaxed at the sound of his voice. Daniel nodded a goodbye and headed out.

"Do we have ice cream?" Vala asked half asleep as he carried her to the car.

Daniel laughed. "Yep."

"Okay." She sighed and nuzzled closer.

"What about goldfish?" she asked several minutes later.

"Yes." He smiled.

Vala gave him a smile and fell back asleep on the car ride home.