u stupid falmerz shuld just bak off k!11! Imogene iz nut a mry zu omgomg STAHP CALLIN ME TROOOLL IM NUT HOMESTUCKKK!12K!1
i got up and decided 2 go ismide cuz it wuz 2 hawt and i didnt wanna burn or ruin my perfect skin so i went in2 teh buttiful castiel and found iggi
"hey iggi" i sed "wy u look so sad?"
"u are 2 butiful 4 me," iggi sobbbbed "and i am sad b/c shelrock fell off a hospital building"
"wut." i sed. iggy had the weirdest things ok
"i has 2 much reichenfeeeeeeels," screams iggi as he runs away to throw himself off the top of the buttiful castiel and i chasd afrer him yelling 4 him 2 stop
"omg iggy stop" and he stoped so i sed "iggi you cant kill urself i love u ok"
"ok." he smild me and i smild bck
den suddnly mr hugh wuz dere he wuz rlly sexy w/ hiz cheekbones and stuff and he said "omg imogene u haff 2 go weve been attackd again"
"Oh my god, they did not," someone muttered from the nearby bush as she watched the lack of mayhem. "They did not."
"What? Let me see, you baka!" the other person screeched, causing the first person to slam her hand over the other's mouth.
"It's Baklava, you poop," she hissed. "And we can't draw attention to ourselves!"
The second girl mumbled swearwords through the first girl's hands.
"wut wuz that omg," i sed suddenly "it wuz so scary"
"i kno rite," mr hugh sighed "we gotta go figure out whos causing dis!"
"omg a mystery!" i giggled and started twirling around "it's CHRISTMASSSSSSSSSS11!11!1!"
