Title:Causing A Scene
Rating:M (a fairly mild M though)
Warnings:Lot's of drinking alcohol with a fairly casual attitude towards it.
Word Count:500
Summary: One night Kurt Hummel walks through the door at Scandal's. And that's the moment everything changes for Sebastian.
A/N: I know this part seems a little filler-y. But I thought it was important that the two get to have a some-what proper conversation and the almost-but-not-quite anonymity text messaging provides was a good environment for that. But it felt a little too disjointed to be included in either the previous or next chapter, so it got it's own.
To Kurt:
Anderson seriously downgraded.
From Kurt:
Um, what?
To Kurt:
You Nathan.
From Kurt:
Who is this?
To Kurt:
Nobody
From Kurt:
Ok. Whatever.
To Kurt:
It's killing you not knowing isn't it?
From Kurt:
I actually just want to know whose brain damaged enough to think that Blaine downgraded. Do you have eyes? Have you seen Nathan?
To Kurt:
I never said he wasn't gorgeous.
From Kurt:
Oh.
To Kurt:
I mean, if I had to pick between the two of you, I'd pick him.
To Kurt:
But only because I'm not a relationship kind of guy. You can hold your own in a conversation. He couldn't. So, in terms of relationship material, you're the better option.
From Kurt:
Did Sebastian Smythe just admit that he wants me to be his boyfriend? (and that he values more than a hot ass?)
To Kurt:
No. I just said I don't do relationships.
From Kurt:
Ha! It is you.
From Kurt:
Why do you have my phone number? How did you get it?
To Kurt:
Dammit. And that's not important.
From Kurt:
No, I think it is. Are you stalking me now?
To Kurt:
Please, don't flatter yourself. Of course I'm not stalking you.
From Kurt:
The fact that you have my phone number when I know I never gave it to you says otherwise.
To Kurt:
It was part of my grand plan for getting Blaine, ok?
From Kurt:
That worked out well for you didn't it?
To Kurt:
I just don't understand why he wasn't at my door the second things with you guys ended.
From Kurt:
Again, have you seen Nathan?
To Kurt:
You seem pretty ok with Nathan.
From Kurt:
Good.
To Kurt:
?
To Kurt:
Kurt?
To Kurt:
Why are you ignoring me?
To Kurt:
Seriously though, why did you and Anderson break up?
To Kurt:
I'll leave you alone if you tell me.
From Kurt:
It's killing you not knowing, isn't it?
To Kurt:
…
To Kurt:
Yes.
From Kurt:
Good.
To Kurt:
So?
To Kurt:
Fine. Whatever. I don't actually care.
From Kurt:
You keep telling yourself that.
To Kurt:
I will.
From Kurt:
The real question is why do you care so much about the logistics of it. Isn't it only important to you that we're not together anymore? Why does the how of it all matter?
To Kurt:
Are you trying to analyse me?
From Kurt:
Right, what was I thinking? As if there's anything of substance to analyse.
To Kurt:
There's substance
From Kurt:
Really? Where?
To Kurt:
;)
From Kurt:
I walked into that one.
