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Back at the host club. Again.
For a while, we had all talked about the sleepover. Renge was still here, and she had gone all gaga over it, saying it was purely scandalous that I (a girl) went to a sleepover with seven guys, and then Kyouya let slip that I had played twenty minutes in heaven with one of them.
Of course, hoards of girls had flooded into the host club after Renge posted her weekly edition of whatever manga she makes. Apparently it starred me with one of the host club boys doing unmentionable things... I did mention I hate her, right?
Well, there's more! There was only one of the boys in that manga, so for the next six weeks, there will be another one showing me with another one of the guys.
I asked Renge about it. I also asked her to stop now while I still had some dignity.
She said no, and that the order she was going to do me with the host club guys was like so.
Tamaki, done.
Kyouya.
Hikaru.
Kaoru.
Honey.
Mori.
And last would be Haruhi.
So, I was going to portrayed as a slut.
Ah well, live and let die. So I'll let it slide (for now. I'll get her back one day) and I'll get on with life.
The twins found it funny to poke fun at me because I was featured in a manga with Tamaki. I was quick to tell them that in future weeks they would find themselves in the same position as me and Tamaki, with a lot of dumb girls staring at us for about two hours a day all school days because of some stupid rumor Kyouya decided to spread.
Oh, and by the way, when I told Kyouya that next week it was me and him, he wasn't too chuffed.
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"Let's play the which one is Hikaru game!"
I looked up to see the twins grinning at me. They were both wearing green 'farmer' caps as I put it, thinking that because I couldn't see which way they parted their hair I wouldn't know which was which. Of course I could, but I simply can't be bothered with all of this.
"Lets not. I'm busy."
I turned my head back to my laptop, which I had started bringing to school to type up work quickly and print off so I didn't have to use my grandparent printer and ink.
"You're acting more like Kyouya everyday..." they mumbled, obviously trying to piss me off.
"Of course I am. Now go away." I snapped back... yes, they were kind of pissing me off.
They slunk away to go and play with their customers, and I got back to my work. I had to write an essay for English Lit, about Romeo and Juliet. Pretty boring stuff.
"I hate essays like that." Tamaki was stood behind me, looking at my work.
"I thought you loved Romeo and Juliet." I replied.
"Oh, I do. But I hate having to write essays on it."
I glanced up to see him smiling at me. This was a rare 'normal' conversation, so I smiled back while he was being sane.
"I had to write loads in my final year in high school back home, it's honestly really not that bad when you get into the swing of it."
"You know... I've been wondering about that. Why did you come here to go back to high school? Couldn't you have just gone to a good collage?"
"I could have... but I really wanted to come to Japan."
"Oh. Okay then."
And with that, he left with his thoughts. Plus, about fifteen girls were calling him over to a table to sit with them.
"Saori! You can come too!" shouted one of the girls, Akimiri I think. Sighing, I shut my laptop off (saving everything of course and stashing it away) and wandered over to the table. I knew full well what they wanted. I sat down beside Tamaki, ready to be bombarded with questions.
"So... what was the sleepover like?" asked a brown haired girl. Everyone looked at us eagerly.
"It was... good. Pillow fights, movies and truth and dare. You know how it works at sleepovers."
"It was quite funny really my princesses, we all had time to just relax." said Tamaki, leaning back against the sofa and draping his arm over it.
"So... you only relaxed? Nothing, you know... happened?" asked a blond girl this time. It was my turn to reply.
"No, not really. Most of it was uneventful, and even that twenty minutes thing was boring. Nothing happened."
"Oh... so you two aren't interested in each other?" a red head looked at us with big brown doe eyes. I looked at Tamaki, and Tamaki looked at me. Then we replied at the same time.
"Um... no..."
All of us were quiet for a moment, and most of the girls had raised their eye brows disbelievingly at us. It was quite annoying, and I was about to start telling them that I would not now, nor ever do anything with Tamaki Suoh, then we heard squeals from across the room.
"W-whats going on?" Tamaki asked, looking over at the girls who were seated around Kyouya looking at ...my laptop. We both got up and went to have a look, and when we finally got there and leaned over to look at the screen, we saw a half naked picture (waist up!) of Haruhi...
Well, of course, Tamaki flipped out, and I just laughed. Come on, the skin tones were quite different, and it was obviously photoshopped. But Tamaki hadn't noticed, and had picked up my laptop and ran off with it. Great.
While he shouted at the twins for bribing Haruhi to pose naked for photo's, I turned to Kyouya.
"Why were you guys using my laptop?"
"Well, you'd left it lying around, so we thought we'd take care of it. Then we heard a few other girls talking about the new photos, and we decided we'd look at them."
"Bullcrap Kyouya, I put it in my bag. I don't leave a laptop lying around when it's in my bag."
"Well, you left the bag lying around. That was enough."
"It was in the coat room..." I mumbled back at him, before walking away to retrieve my laptop.
"You know guys, talented as you are, you shouldn't photoshop Haruhi" I said as I snatched my laptop from Tamaki's hands.
I walked back to my table, and sat before opening my laptop again and continuing with my work.
"Are you okay Sa-Chan? You got annoyed with Kyo-Chan..."
"Well wouldn't you if someone took your things from your bag which you put away, just so that their stuff wouldn't be messed with? It's stupid how inconsiderate these guys can be when they only have themselves as priority number one..."
"Do you think we're inconsiderate...?"
I looked up to see a very glum looking Honey, and Mori stood behind him, eyes down to the floor.
"...No, I don't think you guys are inconsiderate. It's mainly the other four."
"Oh, okay then."Honey smiled and sat on my right side, while Mori walked around the table to sit on my left. I worked for about fifteen minutes with Honey and Mori occasionally filling in a word, or hinting at a sentence I could put when we heard shouting from across the room.
"You're the stupid one Kaoru!" shouted Hikaru.
I blinked as I looked up to see the twins stood face to face shouting abuse at the other. In all honesty, it was kinda scary, because all the time I'd been here I hadn't seen them exchange even one bad word to one another.
"Um... this isn't good is it?" I asked no-one in particular.
"No..." replied Mori and Honey at the same time.
I watched them storm off in opposite directions throwing a few choice curse words across their shoulders, then Hikaru flung himself down next to a slightly startled looking Kyouya, and Kaoru sat down with a huff across from us.
Christ... this can't be good...
